Karen MacRaild

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  • von Fort William
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  • Mitglied seit: November 2005
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 7 Wochen her
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Über mich

Ich über mich
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♥´¨•. -x- Karen -x- .•¨`♥
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Meine bessere Hälfte
Rik Hainsworth
TV
Love Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Neighbours, Emmerdale, Corrie. Basically all the soaps
Scared Of
Big Spiders & crashing again!!
Happiest When
I'm with Richard, sleeping, eating, shopping, on holiday, drivin my wee car
Sports
Too lazy for doing sports
Hate!
Being skint, living in Fort William, rain, rude people

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  • Top Tips

    WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine?
    Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.

    DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it.
    If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

    RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually
    speaking clearly in the first place.

    DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen.
    Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.


    MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL.
    You will never see it again.

    BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at a 90 degree angle,
    wrapped in a baby mattress, in case they set one of their dogs on you.

    EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

    MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire;
    then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

    BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.

    BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

    ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

    PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom
    when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.

    CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

    DEPRESSED people, Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.

    MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving.
    Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

    SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

    SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping,
    looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

    BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home
    at exactly 60mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out of the pan.

    ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from.
    Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

    SCI-FI FANS. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka.
    You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'

    Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your
    existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y

    Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view

    Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

    DRILL a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door.
    This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed

    BOMB disposal experts' wives.
    Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock

    OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.
    Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

    If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down
    its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

    PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when
    attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a
    name plaque for your des

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  • Things that piss me off!!

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
    where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
    when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
    for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
    channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
    F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
    Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
    this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
    paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
    there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
    must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
    damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
    yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?

    10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
    what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

    11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
    really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

    12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
    image I really didn't need.

    13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
    insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
    McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
    McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

    14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
    Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

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  • Blonde

    A girl came skipping home from primary school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3,

    4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde?"

    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mother.

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes it's because you're blonde!"

    The following day the girl came skipping home from school.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we

    showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She

    lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"



    "No, honey, it's because you're 24."

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Karen
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  • Lisa Stuart
    luv Lisa Stuart

    yeah i prefer facebook, i dont really speak to people on it but yeah i am addicted to farmville as well, i find myself thinking oh my strawberries will be ready now its fucking sad lol

    11 Wochen her
  • Lisa Stuart
    luv Lisa Stuart

    Happy Birthday!!

    11 Wochen her
  • Lisa Stuart
    luv Lisa Stuart

    hey

    i just remembered you left me a message lol im never really on here anymore.

    Do you have the pic of the cupcakes, i wish id seen them lol

    11 Wochen her
  • Frances.X
    Frances.X

    Happy birthday :D

    11 Wochen her
  • Claire Borrill
    luv Claire Borrill

    haha! U luk fine! But seriously if u think they r bad u shud c the rest i didnt put on! Steal away :) so turns out the party didnt happen at all yest, every1 far 2 hungover, but im quite relieved coz it meant i got 2 laze about all day on the couch feeling sorry 4 myself, thnk iv just fully recovered now lol! Richard evr find his jacket? Liam told me he ran up at 60quid bill at the end ov the nite at the bar wen he was saying he was staying in room 27 haha! :D x x

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    How's things? U had a shot of ur dads car yet? I passed him the other nite he was out cruzin about lol,

    hope u have fun at the wedding if not there is partying at mine all weekend ur welcome to join us? Haha

    12 Wochen her via Handy
  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    No plans yet think I will just have a couple of mates at mine on Saturday for some drinking:) and watch the Scotland game,

    I was thinking about Inverness on Sunday but don't think there's anything to watch on the cinema,

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  • Mageak
    luv Mageak

    haha y is that then? Lol x x

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    I'm sure the pic was ok u must have given the guy some money to keep it out the paper,lol

    U getting upto much this weekend?

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    I think ur dad was in the shop yesterday my bro said hee had the new RS, have u not asked him to change with u? ha

    I can't believe that i'm off and it has hardly stoped raining:-( not been to Morar yet ha

    Think u got away with the pic in the paper don't think i seen u lol

    12 Wochen her
  • Frances.X
    luv Frances.X

    i hate u

    12 Wochen her
  • Lisa Stuart
    luv Lisa Stuart

    hey

    hows u?

    You see on facebook theres that farmville thing, how the hell do ya get more squares to plant things on, its driving me nuts lol

    12 Wochen her
  • Mageak
    Mageak

    wtz wng wi me nicken pencils owt ure office then eh ?? lol . wtz da crack n e way?xx

    13 Wochen her
  • Lisa Stuart
    luv Lisa Stuart

    hey

    did ya take the money down stairs today, i wasnt in today, i wasnt well, i am blaming my dad he is spreading all his germs lol

    That was funny when yous were going down the stairs, Susan was like what the hell is wrong with karen lol

    13 Wochen her
  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    Sounds nice plus November is the best time when it's cold here it will be warm there, no holidays planned most of my mates have been away with there girlfriend so it's to much to get them away from them for a week,lol

    think I might take next week off maybe go to Morar haha.

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    I could never sit down for that long, u must have been ragin about not getting much shoppin done? Lol

    fair play at least ur doing it, yeah the sweaty look is never good for the person getting the photo taken, but it's good for the people looking at it, lol

    where u going on holiday?

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    I can't believe u were in a hairdressers for 5hours that is crazy ha,

    what u doing going to boxercise? I can't wait to see this photo what paper u going to be in? Lol

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    The rainbow room never mind the shopping that will be expensive enough,

    what did u get upto at the weekend urself? Did u go away?

    14 Wochen her via Handy
  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    What a nitemare can u drive it?

    A shopping day in Glasgow sounds like fun ha u going urself?

    It was a football party at the football club on claggan, if I new u were in and were up for coming out I would have invited u was good crack,

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  • John Bamber
    luv John Bamber

    Hi, what a nitemare about the car is there much damage?

    I never went to the cinema was way to hungover, had a part with free drink on Saturday nite so there was no way I was driving on Sunday lol,

    how's things apart from the car?

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