ur hair soo smooth ur skin so tender u know ur lips glitter u pout to the camera u dont look like quiter u know ur soo pritty u act like a kittie just dancin around flaunting wat u got u know when uv cought the eyes of all the guys and u make them stare without a care caus u got wat u want so u let it flaunt


urs eyes tend to glimmer in the sun ur stare could kill like the blast from a gun u know ur beutifull and u let them know ur single but u give it to know man caus u have such fun when u make them all burn with ur eyes as loaded guns


i fucking love this guy <3
shane ... your amazing sweetheart
xox
added another one in

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in!

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Opening Credits: -- Thers a good reason these tabels are number honey .. Panic !

Waking Up: -- All That We Needed .. Plain White Ts

First Day At School: --i wish i was a girl .. violent delight

Falling In Love: -- somethings up with jack .. nightmare before christmas

Loosing Virginity:-- time of your life.. greenday ( my funeral song lol )

Fight Song: -- I Am a Revenant .. the distillers

Breaking up: -- your gonna miss me when im gone .. simple plan ( hehe works )

Prom: -- misery buisness .. paramore

Life: -- the hitcher .. the mighty boosh

Mental Breakdown: -- it hurts .. angels and airwaves

Flashback: -- rescue me .. zebrahead

Getting Back Together: -- shut up .. blink 182

Wedding: --shut me up .. msi

Birth of Child: -- dressed to kill .. nfg

Final Battle: --listen to your heart .. pocahontas

Death Scene: -- its over .. tuuli

Funeral Song: -- everythings magic .. angels and airwaves

End Credits: -- its time to dance .. panic! at the disco

1. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
2. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds Mature.
3. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
4. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
5. Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
6. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
7. I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?"
Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain.
8. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
9. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
10. How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
get, or how long it'll stay.
11. Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
12. Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
13. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
14. Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
15. If men got pregnant....
abortion would be available in convienience
stores and drive-through windows.
16. Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who
makes all their decisions.
17. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
18. Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
19. How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
20. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
21. Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
22. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
23. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
24. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
25. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
26. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
27. Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
28. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
29. Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "how sad -
a dead bird." The other man looked up and said, "where?"
30. Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down