Melsa <xXMelsaXx>
"Blah."


I'm Melsa.
Designer.
Vego.
Tattooed.
Married.
Beer Drinker.
Side Curtain Airbags.

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"New Tattoo. Finally!" (9 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Chris Davey
My coin-operated boy.

EAR SEX
Placebo, Kings Of Leon, Mastodon, Akaname, Black Dahlia Murder, Cancer Bats, Horrorpops, Killswitch Engage, High On Fire, Vampire Weekend.
MOVIES
Rocky Horror, Juno, Transformers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Lost Boys, Anchorman, The Onion Movie, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Shortbus.
TV
Mighty Boosh, Top Gear, Fonejacker.
BOOKS
Hannibal Series, The Raging Quiet, Jeremy Clarkson Series.
SPEW
Public Toilets, Bourbon, High Flyers, Meat, Clowns, Mimes, Sunburn, Failure, Times New Roman, 12pt or higher type on everyday documents.
HEARTS
Clean Sheets, Macs, Make-up, Black, Chocolate Fudge, Tattoos, Shoes, Beer, Lip Balm, Pizza, Body Shop.
MISSES
My family, my friends in Palmy, Gingee.

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  • So, you come here often?

    Do you like your name? It's alright. have known better.
    Have you ever wished to be your opposite sex? Thought it would be cool. But no...
    If you were to have children, what would you name them? Pooman and Wees.
    What time do you usually go to sleep on a weekday? Around 11. Or something. Or nothing.
    Have you ever tYpED lYk dIs at some point in your life? Well, as amazing as that would be, I sadly have not.
    What's your dream career? Tattoo artist. Failing that, a shoe designer would be splendid.
    If you could be any other race, what would you be? Indian. Because no one talks to Indians when they are in shops. And I don't like to be talked to in shops.
    What are you listening to right now? Chris on his computer next to me.
    Grab any book near you, turn to page 69 and type out the last full sentence here: "And only super rich rock gads are the only ones who know how a countryside should be managed."
    Do you like country music? Very little.
    Do you like taking pictures (not necessarily of yourself)? Very much so.
    Do you use ":]" a lot? Not as often as I possibly could.
    Are your neighbours annoying? The old lady on side isn't, but the English lady who has naked spas frightens me some what.
    Ice cream or popsicles? Popsicles. To the max.
    What was the last thing you drank? Ribena.
    The last time you left your house? Where did you go? This morning. To work. It was magical.
    Are you loving life? Life is sweet.
    Do you like the way you write? It's great, I can read it but no one else can.
    What's your favourite animal? Kitties, turtles and chinchillas.
    Are you hungry right now? Slightly.
    Turn on your TV (unless it's already on). The TV is too far for me to be bothered walking for this quiz.
    Do you like video games? Only a select few. Super Mario, Sonic, and Alex The Kid.
    What's your favourite Pokemon? Squirtle.
    What was the last thing you watched on YouTube? Pooman and Wees.
    Are you cool with bugs? No. I hate bugs. But I can't bring myself to kill one.
    Do you like Halloween? I'm all for dressing up.
    What do you want for your birthday/Christmas? A tattoo kit.
    What's going on tomorrow? A day off. Yus.
    Are you doing well in school? I am not attending school anymore.
    How much money's in your wallet? $2.50. Honest.
    When was the last time you laughed really hard? Gosh. I can't remember.
    Do you believe there's such thing as an non-racist person? I think everyone is slightly racist, although everyone claims not to be.
    Do you pass on chain letters? Can't say I do.
    What do you do for fun at home? Bake cupcakes. Arts and Crafts.
    Can you wiggle your ears? This is one talent I dipped out on. Which I am quite cut about.
    Do you like your voice? I'm not a huge fan of it.
    Are you good at receiving/giving compliments? I love to give compliments when they are due, but I'm not one of those people who say nice things and really don't mean them. I feel uncomfortable receiving compliments.
    Have you ever won a contest? Plenty of colouring in competitions when I was a kid. I can tell you I was a splendid colouring-in-er.
    What are you using for your messenger avatar/icon? Oh golly. I don't know.
    Can you imitate something/someone well? I can do pterodactyl sounds.
    What's your favorite amusement park? The city of Palmerston North, with all of it's delightful folks.
    Do you have any REAL autographs (not the cheap ones on posters!) of famous people? No.
    Do you cry easily? If someone punches me in the tit.
    What's something you regret doing as a child? Wearing a skirt over bike shorts.
    Have you ever met a gay person? Lols.
    Where do you think wind comes from? The sky?
    Do you like sour cream? On the right food it can be delicious.
    What colour are your fingernails? Fingernail colour.
    Do you like animal biscuits? Golly poppers yes.
    Can you do a split? No.
    What do you smell like? Strawberry perfume oil from the Body Shop. And raspberry body butter.
    Have you ever done anything stupid at a drive-thru? I have been in the presence of these

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  • Day Off Boredom =/ Stolen from the lovely Leah.

    1. My phrase of the moment is: "Gosh"
    2. I am listening to = Vampire Weekend
    3. Maybe I should = Feed the Cat
    4. I love = My Family.
    5. My bestfriend(s) = Own.
    6. I don't understand = Telecom. I don't understand them at all.
    7. I lost my respect for = Human Kind.
    8. I last ate = A Banana on Ricies.
    9. The meaning of my display name is = My name.
    10. Love is = What I live for.
    11. Someday = I'll make a difference.
    12. I will always = Do what I want to.
    13. Love seems to be = The best thing.
    14. I never ever want to lose = my family, my friends, Chris.
    15. Myspace is = fail. Epic fail.
    16. When I woke up this morning = Got up and had a shower.
    17. I get annoyed when = People who have never really worked for anything in their lives and get everything handed to them complain about how their life sucks.
    18. Parties = Are neat. Especially when Erik is there.
    19. My pet[s] = Juno aka T-Nigs.
    20. Kisses = Are also neat.
    21. Today I = Plan to do some baking. Possibly cupcakes.
    22. I wish = I had gone to Kings.
    23. I really want = To dance.

    PRESENTLY-
    01. is your hair wet?: Yes, because I am being too lazy to go dry and straighten it.
    02. is your cell phone right by you?: Yerp.
    03. do you miss someone?: Yep. All my friends and family :(
    04. are you wearing chap stick?: Guarana flavoured lipbalm from Body Shop.
    05. are you tired?: Not really.
    07. are you watching tv?: Nup.
    08. are you wearing pajamas?: No, I surprised myself this morning and actually got dressed.


    HAVE YOU-
    01. recently done anything you regret?: No.
    02. ever lied?: Of course not. That's just silly.
    04. ever kicked someone?: Not in a while. But it could be arranged.
    05. ever tripped over your own feet? More times than it is humanly possible to count. Especially going up stairs.

    TODAY-
    01. have you cursed?: Surprisingly, no.
    02. have you yelled at someone?: Again, surprising myself here, no.
    03. have you gotten mad at someone?: No, what the hell is happening to me?

    RANDOM-
    Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now who you would want to date?: I'm married to him.
    Q: do you have any siblings?: 2
    Q: do you want children?: Yep.
    Q: do you smile often?: Too much I think.
    Q: do you wish on stars?: Can't say I do.
    Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: Only my chucks.
    Q: do you like your handwriting?: When I can read it, yesh,
    Q: are your toenails painted?: No, but I was planning to do this later today.
    Q: are you a friendly person?: If I like you, yes. If you're a creep then no.
    Q: who's bed did you sleep in last night?: Mine?
    Q: what size ring do you wear?: Fucked if I can remember.
    Q what color shirt are you wearing?: Off-White. No, not black!
    Q: what were you doing at 2pm yesterday?: Working, counting down the hours until I got to go home.
    Q: I can't wait until: I'm back in Palmy, and have bought a house, and am rich, and don't have to work ever again, and can spend my whole day painting and being an emotion artist.
    Q: what jewelery do you wear daily? Wedding and engagement rings.

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  • I've Seen 148 out of 239 movies.

    SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen.
    There are 239 movies on this list. Copy this list mail, go to your own facebook account,
    paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen, add them up,
    change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!

    (x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (x) Grease
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
    (x) Boondock Saints
    (x) Fight Club
    (x) Starsky and Hutch
    (x) Neverending Story
    ( ) Blazing Saddles
    ( ) Universal Soldier
    (x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    (x) Along Came Polly
    (x) Deep Impact
    (x) KingPin
    (x) Never Been Kissed
    (x) Meet The Parents
    (x) Meet the Fockers
    (x) Eight Crazy Nights
    (x) Joe Dirt
    (x) KING KONG
    Total so far: 18

    ( ) A Cinderella Story
    (x) The Terminal
    (x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    ( ) Passport to Paris
    (x) Dumb & Dumber
    (x) Dumber & Dumberer
    (x) Final Destination
    (x) Final Destination 2
    (x) Final Destination 3
    (x) Halloween
    (x) The Ring
    (x) The Ring 2
    ( ) Surviving X-MAS
    (x) Flubber
    Total so far: 29

    (x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    (x) Practical Magic
    (x) Chicago
    ( ) Ghost Ship
    (x) From Hell
    (x) Hellboy
    (x) Secret Window
    ( ) I Am Sam
    (x) The Whole Nine Yards
    (x) The Whole Ten Yards
    Total so far: 37

    (x) The Day After Tomorrow
    (x) Child's Play
    (x) Seed of Chucky
    (x) Bride of Chucky
    (x) Ten Things I Hate About You
    (x) Just Married
    (x) Gothika
    (x) Nightmare on Elm Street
    (x) Sixteen Candles
    (x) Remember the Titans
    ( ) Coach Carter
    (x) The Grudge
    (x) The Grudge 2
    (x) The Mask
    (x) Son Of The Mask
    Total so far: 51

    (x) Bad Boys
    (x) Bad Boys 2
    ( ) Joy Ride
    ( ) Lucky Number Slevin
    (x) Ocean's Eleven
    (x) Ocean's Twelve
    (x) Bourne Identity
    (x) Bourne Supremecy
    ( ) Lone Star
    (x) Bedazzled
    (x) Predator I
    ( ) Predator II
    (x) The Fog
    (x) Ice Age
    (x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
    ( ) Curious George
    Total so far: 62

    (x) Independence Day
    (x) Cujo
    ( ) A Bronx Tale
    ( ) Darkness Falls
    (x) Christine
    (x) ET
    (x) Children of the Corn
    ( ) My Bosses Daughter
    (x) Maid in Manhattan
    (x) War of the Worlds
    (x) Rush Hour
    (x) Rush Hour 2
    Total so far: 71

    ( ) Best Bet
    (x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    (x) She's All That
    (x) The Calendar Girls
    ( ) Sideways
    (x) Mars Attacks
    ( ) Event Horizon
    (x) Ever After
    (x) Wizard of Oz
    (x) Forrest Gump
    (x) Big Trouble in Little China
    (x) The Terminator
    (x) The Terminator 2
    (x) The Terminator 3
    Total so far: 82

    (x) X-Men
    (x) X-2
    (x) X-3
    (x) Spider-Man
    (x) Spider-Man 2
    ( ) Sky High
    (x) Jeepers Creepers
    (x) Jeepers Creepers 2
    (x) Catch Me If You Can
    (x) The Little Mermaid
    (x) Freaky Friday
    ( ) Reign of Fire
    ( ) The Skulls
    (x) Cruel Intentions
    (x) Cruel Intentions 2
    (x) The Hot Chick
    (x) Shrek
    (x) Shrek 2
    Total so far: 97

    ( ) Swimfan
    (x) Miracle on 34th street
    (x) Old School
    (x) The Notebook
    (x) K-Pax
    ( ) Kippendorf's Tribe
    (x) A Walk to Remember
    ( ) Ice Castles
    (x) Boogeyman
    (x) The 40-year-old-virgin
    Total so far: 104

    (x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
    (x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
    (x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
    ( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
    (x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    ( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Total so far: 108

    (x) Baseketball
    (x) Hostel
    ( ) Waiting for Guffman
    (x) House of 1000 Corpses
    (x) Devils Rejects
    (x) Elf
    (x) Highlander
    (x) Mothman Prophecies
    (x) American History X
    ( ) Three
    Total so Far: 116

    (x) The Jacket
    (x) Kung Fu Hustle
    ( ) Shaolin Soccer
    ( ) Night Watch
    (x) Monsters Inc.
    (x) Titanic
    (x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    (x) Shaun Of the Dead
    ( ) Willard
    Total so far: 122

    ( ) High Tension
    (x) Club Dread
    (x) Hulk
    (x) Dawn Of the Dead
    (x) Hook
    (x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
    (x) 28 days later
    (x) Orgazmo
    ( ) Phantasm
    (x) Waterworld
    Total

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  • Christina
    Christina

    Yullo,

    Not a Bebo slut anymore huh?
    It is getting dull.
    I'm suppose to be doing schoolwork but it's giving me a headache :(

    What is it that you're sewing into your invite anyway??
    It's Sept 16...I may have a ride there already :D
    We shall see xx

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  • Christina
    luv Christina

    Yullabalooza...are you still alive???

    2 weeks ago
  • Christina
    Christina

    ARGH

    We have the net back finally!!
    Still no phone :) (
    And now no camera :'(

    Man, had a fucker of a weekend though!
    Went to a 1st bday where I dressed my boys like little fairies, came home and got in a scrap with Dan who put his fist through my window then my dad came after Dan ran off and I had a scrap with my daddy then just didnt come home for a few days lol

    Ummm how have you been? :P

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    Hey :)

    If you send it before the 18th, My address is 3/110 Austin street, Mount Victoria 6011,wellington...

    If you send it after the 18th, My address will be.. 1/29 Webb St,Mount Cook, Wellington

    :)

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  • Levi McC
    luv Levi McC

    hey melsa! u did before lol its my fault that i didnt reply. we found out on monday that its a lil boy, we guna cal him levi. hows rotavegas treatn u? miss palmy?

    8 weeks ago
  • Oz Boyle
    luv Oz Boyle

    Melanie!! I am having a 21st! Please do come! I don't have you on my newest cell phone so this is awfully late. It is 16th of May at my folks in Marton. What's your address so I can send you a pretty invite Alice whipped up for moi.

    8 weeks ago
  • Chantelle Moody
    Chantelle Moody

    yea we can have lotsa lil adventures planned..where u wrk now?
    haha oh really wow thats lovely of him..wen u study thort u were doing the same course as jack

    14 weeks ago
  • Christina
    Christina

    Lol no this baby is mine, you can have the baby if I'm puling a Morgan from that slack shit Shortie St...But I'd like to keep my baby LOL
    I'm not sure if I want to be or not but Dan is not impressed and to be honest, neither am I cos I have been so good with my pill in the last few months!!

    Be grateful he's able to sell lol lucky bastard!!
    I like your real estate agent lol

    I've got Jacob today, 3 monkies trying to eat from one bowl is not easy!
    What are you doing in Hamz asides from meeting Todd?
    ok I'm going now terrors are loose!! xx

    14 weeks ago
  • Christina
    Christina

    Hey you, we're good...I'm good...Been cleanfreakin like a mofoka - wbu?
    Possibly pregnant but I doubt it, will find out next week.
    How have you been? And the selling of the house cos the current owners are cunts??
    Damnit come up here and mosh with me, monkey!!

    14 weeks ago
  • Chantelle Moody
    Chantelle Moody

    hey
    ive been a slacker lol...yea thank god we aint moving in with him...hes way worst than me...
    how u doing neway in rotavegas.hows uni?..
    im thinking bwt moving up to hamilton so me u nd todd can have lil road trips that would be rad lol

    16 weeks ago
  • Christina
    Christina

    This stupid message bullshit keeps telling me I have an invalid signature for some shit and deleting my messages ARGH

    What goes on where you are?
    I want to go to the Kings Arms this Wed to be a one-girl mosh all over again :(
    And I am sick and tired and hungry but cant eat cos it hurts....HELP ME!!!

    17 weeks ago
  • Christina
    luv Christina

    Go out!! Man it's got me all excited about a life.
    I want to do Foundation Studies at uni next year and then either business, graphics or communication studies and I want to go to the Kings Arms to see Incarnium play. I am feeling a little free now, it's almost fun to feel the depressive mist lifting more and more!
    And yeah, with that many tatts you will need a damn good paying job rofl why dont you teach cunty asians English? $25ph lol I wish I had the patience!
    I'm pretty keen on the footprints now - I figured if my cousin can get a big dragon on her back, the lil wuss that she is, I can do it too lol
    I made steak, eggs and chips for tea and I only ate the egg and chip. Chinese Honesy Steak is yukkish!!
    How is Rotz doing for you now?? Any better or cant wait to move back?

    18 weeks ago