STEPHANIE -

The sexiest girl in the world (haha hardly)

Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.

A very sexy, sophisticated women. Someone that knows what they want and can get it. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch.

the most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth.

A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined

Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it.

She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing.

Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don't ever let go.

The randomest girl you will ever meet, even though she has more sex then a porn star she has less diseases then everyone else. Makes random noises when trying to talk in a day to day conversation and takes her picture at least 90285902 times a day.

crazy drunk bitch; always drunk, always a crazy bitch

a hackin shitload of lettuce.

STEPH -
To be so drunk you cannot walk or talk, just flap around like a fish having an epi fit.

A word used to describe a slutty, gonnorhea infected, compulsive liar. Known to have a "i have a vagina, you have a penis, lets get it on" attitude. (hahahahah)

A village bicycle, everybodys had a ride.

known to many as a menacing drugs fiend, a steph will do anything to get their paws on their filthy drugs. A steph will munch down any concoction of drugs given to them but would literally kill a small child for one toke of a splif.

Also a term used to describe a homo

BRADLEY -

A BADASS MOTHA FUCKA with a very large penis and is great in bed.

STEPHIE -

A stephie is a mammal with short hair that crawls around on all fours most of the time, but has the ability to walk upright for brief moments until it runs into a tree or other debris. They were first discovered in the mountains of eastern Pennsylvania. An average stephie's mammary glands are suitable to feed a litter of 12 easily.

STEPHY -

A term used to describe a stereotypical party girl.

"Where Are Your Parent's From?" (They Think I'm Half Chinese)
"Lickin' Cheeky Nips".
"Aye, Ye Wid".
"Shaggy The Squegy Jap".
"You Try This...It No Fit'chew".
"Why Don't You Ever Cuddle Me?"..."You'd Accuse Me Of Bein' Queer"..."You Blatently Are! It's Not An Accusation".
"I Didny Have You Down As A Cuddler".
"I Guarentee She'll Suck Your Baws"
"Do You Take It Up The Shitter?..."I Like The Odd Digit Now & Again".
"I'm No Bungy Jumpin' In A 3rd World Country" (In The South Of France)
"Get That Manjina Tae Fuck!!"..."Where'ma Supposta Put It...Outside The Tent?".
"She'll Shag Anythin' Male, Female, Animal, Mineral"
"I Like You"
" It's Ok! I'm Only A Rapist" (Whilst Burstin' Into The Tent)
"Do'you No Think He Looks Like A Genie?...." I Totally Know What You Mean" (Stoned)
"Your Eyes Look Like Apostrophies"

ME

Name: Stephanie Anne Patricia Bradley
Nickname: Shaggy. Bradders. Steph. Shagster. Shagmeister
Location: Rutherglen
Gender: Female
Birthplace: Rutherglen Maternity
Birthstone: A wee red stone, Garnet i think
Birthday: 7th January
Sign: Capricorn
Righty or Lefty: Rightyyy
Screenname: .:: Shaggy ::..


LOOKS

Height: 5'8
Shoe size: 8
Hair Color: @ the min its kinda reddy brown
Hair Length: Longish
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses: Yup, got them on the now lol!
Braces: Nup, Got str8 teefs
Piercings: Ears & Belly Button
Tattoos: 2. Anke (Lower Back - Eternal Life) Pink Butterfly (Inner Arm)


FASHION

Where do you shop: River island. Zara. Pradamark. Ted Baker
What do you usually wear: Mm..Jeans. T-shirts. Jumpers. Scarfs
What kind of shoes do you wear: Sannybeebobs
Do you wear a watch: Not normally, Bought a new one, it's sexy as fuck!
Color you never wear: yellow/orange
Color you wear at least once a week: Black
Something you wear everyday: Underwear
Do you wear make up everyday: Clear Mascara. YSL Conceler
Make up essential: Bronzer. Eyeliner. As Above.
Most cherished piece of clothing: Probs my leather bomber, fukin love it!
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing: Rangers top
Do you wear belts: Yes
Do you wear hats: No
How many pairs of shoes do you have: Haha thats a joke, i hav no idea


MUSIC

Favourite kind of music: CHEEEZZEEE!! R'n'B
Least Favorite: Ned Tunes. Hardcore. Heavy Metal
How many CD's do you have: Lol mm..far 2 many
Last CD you bought: Anastacia - Heavy Rotation - Love It!!
Whats in your CD player right now: I don't own a cd player
Do you download music: Oh yes


FAVOURITES

Color: Red
Number: 3. 7
Season: Summer
Ice cream: Strawberry
Website: Bebo
Quote: Oh theres plenty of quotes on ma bebo, duno wat's me fav!
Store: River Island
Band: Queen
Singer: George Michael
Rapper: Kanye West
Song: @ the min... :S i keep listenin 2 purple rain - Ruth lorenzo, fukin amazin!
Movie: Beaches
Actor: Rob Schnider. Will Smith
Actress: Bette Midlar. julia Roberts.
Kind of movies: Comedy. Horror. Romance, wateva
Place to be: Anywhere but here
Time of day: Nite
Animal: Puppys
Food: Chinese. Noodles
Holiday: Cancun, Mexico
Restaraunt: La Vitas. Mussle Inn. Khubla Khan
Fast food place: McD's. Subways
Boy's name: Nicky
Girl's names: No idea
Candy: Jelly Babies count as candy?
Juice: Diet Irn Bru
Flowers: Roses
Sport: Football

THE LOVE LIFE

Sexual Preference: Lets no go ther
Boyfriend or Girlfriend: Single
Crush: oh canny tell ye that
Do you believe in love at first sight: Nah
Best physical feature: Smile
Best hair color: Dark
Best eye color: Not botherd
Status: Single

Have you ever been in love?: Ye i have
Do you believe in love: Yes
Have you ever been heartbroken: ye, never good
Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think i hav, ye
Have you ever fallen for one of your best friends: Ye, i did but that as along time ago
Have you ever liked someone but never told them: yes
Are you afraid of commitment: No
Has someone ever kissed your hand: Ye! well cute
Have you ever had a secret admirer: how ma aposta no?


RANDOM

Do you paint your nails: Nope, i hate the feeling
What color is your tooth brush: pink n purple
What's on your desktop: sex n the city movie poster
Do you like roller coasters: love em!
Do you do drugs: wee joint now n again
Do you have any pets: nope
What time do you go to sleep: weneva i want

QUESTIONS

Think of the person you'd like to be with the most right now, when did you last talk to them?: I'm tlkin 2 them the now

Last three texts in your phone are from: Darren

Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with?: No

What are you doing right now: Watching Miss Naked Beauty

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?: Think so!

Do you still talk to the pers