Bebo

Things that make you wonder

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my privates when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their seat to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick them!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?
. No idiot,I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there did ya mate!

7. When something is 'new and improved! '. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet? ". If the bus came would I be standing here?

10. When people say that can't isn't a word well im sorry but yes can't is a word its a shortend version of cannot and how many ppl use the word cannot?

11. When people ask you if their butt looks fat in something well what the hell are you supposed to say if it does look fat u can't say yes because then they will hate you but then if u say no people in the street will say dam she looks fat in that so yea wat the hell do u say

12.When people stand up after sitting down and ask is there anything on my skirt? Why,why would u do that? stop trying 2 get me 2 stare at your arse ewwwwwwwwwwwwww im sure u r quite capeable at looking at the back of ur skirt!