There is a man who goes right to the bar after work every day and notices the same man, doing the same thing. He would drink a beer, jump out the window, at least 40 stories, and come back in the bar moments later, to do it all over again for hours on end.

After watching this person drink a beer, jump out the window, to no end, he has to ask the man, “Why do you drink a light beer and jump out the window?” Therefore, the person replies, “You know how light beer doesn’t weigh you down?” With a fast reply, “Yes.” The other person says, “I jump out the window for fun because the light beer doesn’t weigh you down.” Here, have a light beer on me. Therefore, after having a couple of “light beers” together, they both go to the same window the one person was jumping out of for a long time.

The person who has been jumping out of the window for a long time says, “jump out the window and you can float back up, or walk back in like I have.” the other person says, “I’m not going to do that, I will die.”, so the other says, “No you won’t. I do it without any problems. You can too! And says, watch me, you’ll see.” Therefore, he drinks his beer, jumps out the window, and after a couple minutes, walks back in to the bar.

The other person with a surprised look says, “Wow! I can do that. Therefore, he drinks his beer and jumps out the window. Only to find out moments later, he cannot. There is a squished body outside, broken bones and body parts, dead and all completely wrong. The guy who has been jumping out the window says, “Sucker.” Then goes back to order another beer. The bar tender gets the person a beer and says, “You know, Superman, you are a real asshole when you’re drunk!”