Hate is a strong word but do you really hate anybody?
I don't think so really, I've done away with all that hate nonsense.

Do you know anyone called Tim?
Not a single sole.

Do you like your mother?
I do, she's well cool. Even if she is a pain in the arse sometimes.

Have you ever been a cheerleader?
No I have not.

Have you ever ran a red light or been in a car when someone did?
Probably yeah.

Do you have a job?
Yeah

Are you single?
Nien

Do you like pizza or fries better?
Pizza. Pizza with Chips is awesome.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone ?
about just over a week ago probably.

Are you afraid of needles?
No actually. I'm okay with them. Just don't like looking at them going into skin, that's boak worthy that.

Can you count to ten in another language?
French. That's it really.

Do you have a dog?
Nope.

What colour is your hair?
Broon.

Do you like coldplay?
Nah, Coldplay really is a boring band for boring people. I've heard two Coldplay songs I like in their entire career. And Chris Martin is an arsehole. Nuff said.

Do you want to get married and have kids one day?
Nah not really. But we'll see I spose.

Do you like your life?
Could be better, could be worse. Lets remain optimistic here.

Has anyone called you a bitch to your face?
Yeah. Love it.

Have you ever tried the mentos and coke trick?
No?

What is one thing you absolutely hate?
Chris Martin?

What did you last eat?
Erm, boiled egg and toast. Maybe a chocolate biscuit, can't remember.

Are you more shy or loud?
Shy, definitely shy. Unless I'm steamin' then you can't shut me up.

True story.

Would you eat a cooked sewer rat for $1 million?
Y'know, I don't think I could. Depended how it looked. Probably couldn't.

How many people do you hate?
1, Chris Martin. Nah only joking, well, I do hate him but he doesn't count. I don't really hate anyone.

When was the last time you threw up?
Sunday morning. What an awful morning that was. Bloody steamin' tesco people.

Do you have your belly button peirced?
Nah.

Do you want any tattoos?
I do. I don't want any but I'd quite like a wee one somewhere discreet.

Have you ever shaved your head?
No.

What was the last thing you laughed at?
Hmm, can't remember I'm aie laughing.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
Really hard? Months ago. ...I think. Can't remember.

Do you wash your own clothes?
Sometimes aye.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I'm determined to go get my hair cut tomorrow.

Do you like seafood?
No, I really don't. I'll eat tuna and have the odd plate of fish and chips but really it's an effort for me to eat this stuff and it's always if there's absolutely nothing else I fancy.

What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Sleeping! YAY!

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Either this or having a shower.

Fin.

I didn't write this wee thought, but I'm posting it here anyway.

"We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married,
have a baby, then another.
Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough
and we'll be more content when they are.
After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with.
We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.
We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse
gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able
to go on a nice vacation, when we retire.
The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now.
If not now, when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.
One of my favorite quotes comes from Alfred D. Souza. He said,
"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin -
real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life".

This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.
So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more
because you shared it with someone special, special enough to
spend your time...and remember that time waits for no one.
So, stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning, until you get a new car or home, until your car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you are off welfare, until the first or fifteenth, until your song comes on, until you've had a drink, until you've sobered up, until you die, until you are born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
Thought for the day:

Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching."

1) does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
She sure does!

2) are they male or female?
Her or her boyfriend?
She's female and her boyfriend's male.
Or so they tell me, could be the other way around. ¬.¬

3)How old is he/she?
20

4) has he/she ever cooked for you?
...No don't think so. I'd love to sample her soup though!

5)is this person older than you?
Nope, she's just a wean.

6)when was the last time you thought about them?
Just the now...Obviously. Before this? Probably some point through the day. I don't keep track of my Heather thoughts.

7)are you related to this person?
Nope.

are you really close to him/her?
Totally.

9)does he/she have a nickname?
Hooch!
HaHaHa! :l

10) how many times do you talk to this person in a week?
about four or five times a week I think, near enough every day.

11) do you think they will repost this?
I stoled it from her. Sssshhh, don't tell.

12)could you live with this person?
I think I could, she doesn't take up too much space.

13) why is this person your other half?
'cause she's Hooch, who wouldn't want her as their other half.

14) have you seen this person cry?
I have.

15) have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Yup. Walked through it... Probably a bit drunk.

16) have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
She's slept over after a night out. Shteamin'.

17) if you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I'd take her with me in my pocket where ever I went.

1 have you ever given this person something?
Yep.
But I apologised it for it and borrowed her some ointment so it's all good now.

19)have you ever done something illegal/stupid with this person ?
Underage drinking?
Heather and I are terribley sensible we never do anything stupid.

20) do you know everything about this person?
I doubt it.

21)would you date this person's siblings?
I'd have to meet them first!
...And no.

22)does this person have you as their other half?
DUH!

23)have you ever made something with this person?
Cocktail? Maybe? Excellent pictures?

24)have you and your other half fought before?
Nien.

25)gone skinny dipping with this person?
No but we totally should!

26) Is your other half on drugs?
Probably.

27)do you know this person's shoe size?
If I were to guess I'd say 3?
You got mine right by the way Heather! Woo Hoo!

2 have you ever worn this person's clothes?
I don't think I'd fit in them. It'd be like fitting a real person into a wee doll house. Or something like that.

29) would you sleep with this person?
I'm just waiting for her to swing my way!

30) if it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Totally that would be a laugh! You could go toil away in tesco and I'll go chat with pensioners in the bakery.
I totally meant the customers btw!

31) has this person ever seen you dance?
She sure has.

32) have you ever heard this person sing?
I sure have!

33)do you and this person have a saying?
*thinks really hard* "A Double Vodka and Coke and a Double Morgans and coke please? Cheers ...and yes I do mean pepsi!" There you go we have our saying

34)Do you know this persons bebo password?
Nah.

35)do you know this persons best friend?
What, you mean its not me? << same

36)have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
Heather and I don't fight! We're much too cool for all that caper!

37) does this person cry a lot?
Nah.

3 have you and this person gone clubbing?
Lots!

39) would you have this persons babies?
You do the science I'll do the birth giving.

40) do you know how to make this person feel happy?
I'd hope so.

41)do you and this person talk alot?
Yup!

42) have you liked this person?
Nah. Don't be silly, You think I hang out with people I actually like! What madness is this?!

43) has this person yell