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Jenna Clayton <VaselineQueen36>
"Throw yourself from skin to skin, and still it doesn't dull the pain"



I hate filling these things out. Make yourself sound interesting in 1000 characters or less! Well, here goes...

I live at the top of the toon in Stirling with Amy and Nadia until the end of May, then they're moving to Dennistoun with Babs and I'm moving home with the rents in Wishaw. Hrm. Joy. *Will feed people for their Glaswegian couches*.

Graduted from Stirling in June with a first in English (eh?), was thinking about going into lecturing but it is wayyy too much mony for wayyy too little reward, plus they'res not actually much lecturing, so the plan is now to go to Jordanhill for secondary teacher training in August.

I am so scared...

Besides that, I'm still living like I'm 17 with the responsibilities of a 22 year old = Adultescent. It's my new favourite word and state of mind.

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Bellshill (Living in Stirling now!)
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Jenna Clayton says:
"*excited about amsterdam* yayyy a non-disney holiday! " (29 minutes ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Amy Liddell
WE FOUND EACH OTHER! IT'S OK, WE FOUND EACH OTHER!

Music
I find the older I get, the more out of the music loop I'm getting...Ho hum...Here's some artists I like: Steely Dan, Hot Chip, Ladytron, Frank Sinatra, Giant Drag, Daft Punk, The Smiths, Broken Social Scene, Prince, Tegan and Sara, Talking Heads, MSI, MGMT, Death Cab for Cutie, Peaches, Tom Vek, Guided by Voices, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, Modest Mouse, Rilo Kiley, Haircut 100, Oh No! Oh My!, Bjork
Films
I love films. Good films can change the way you look at things. Bad films, well, generally make you pissed off you wasted two hours. Anyway, here's some good films, in my humble opinion anyway... Gone with the Wind, Jurassic Park, American Beauty, Crash, Some Like it Hot, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Open your Eyes, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Goodfellas, Irreversible, Tie me up/Tie me down, Me Without You, Human Traffic, Indiana Jones, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Trainspotting, The Virgin Suicides, Alice in Wonderland, Star Wars (original trilogy), Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Requiem for a Dream, Strictly Ballroom, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ed Wood, 12 Angry Men, Napolean Dynamite, Lucky Number Slevin, Coffee and Cigarettes, Romeo + Juliet, Gone with the Wind, Party Monster, When Harry met Sally, Carlito's Way, The Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, A Clockwork Orange, Benny and Joon, Ratatoullie, Donnie Brasco
Books
Gerald's Game, They Fuck You Up, The Catcher in the Rye, The Exorcist, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Once in a House on Fire, Prozac Nation, American Psycho, The Shining, Gone with the Wind, The Rules of Attraction, Glamourama, Across the Poles Without a Guide, 1984, Jurassic Park, The Treatment, Alice in Wonderland, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Lovely Bones, Wuthering Heights, Lucky, The Very Hungry Caterpillar (hehe), Not Without my Daughter, The Handmaid's Tale, Shakespeare - Hamlet, Macbeth, Antony and Cleopatra and Othello are my favourites.
Scared Of
needles, blood, clowns, creepy crawlies...ET.
Things that make me happy
cocktails, fags, sparkly things, pink things, 1950s/glamourama things, Paris, New York, Disneyland, cuddles, good television, amazing films, good music, dancing, 'deep' conversations, getting engrossed in a book, vivid dreams, stuff being delivered to my door, Apple adverts, my Macbook (git), kitschy things, my GHDs, homemade soup, poker, sleeping, planning holidays, achieving something, knowing my place in the world, laughing until I cry.
Things that piss me right the fuck off
happy hardcore 'music', call centres, phoney websites, the apostrophe, having bad hair days, people who cough at smokers, narrow minded people, lacking money, paying for shit without any real reason, smug/snobby people, trying to get pissed and not being able to, arguments/confrontations, cheaters, liars, general arseholes, feeling insecure in my heart but not my head/any clash between head and heart, thinking someone who knows me actually doesn't.

   

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Q. Have you ever kissed 6?
A. Louis: Indeed, we went out for a while, lol. ahhh that night at the beat.

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about 13?
A. Beka: That I don't see her as much as I'd like to

Q. Whats the funniest memory you have of 9?
A. Greg: Quite a lot actually...bitching at work, laughing at the fact we both read shampoo bottles on the loo, and getting pissed at Angela's wedding and eyeing up men.

Q. Whens the next time your gonna see 4?
A. Babs: Some point this week. I'm pretty sure she's raging I stole her dress, lol, soo need to return.

Q. Is number 8 pretty?
A Lynz: Obvo, she's gorge. don't have ugly pals lol.

Q. What was your first impression of number 7?
A. Lorna: when i was 5?? ehh fuck knows. apparently i liked her enough to kiss her on the cheek at every op lol

Q. What do you like most about 14?
A. Colin: He always bumps me fags, walks me home, and can take a good slagging.

Q. How did you meet 2?
A. Through Ami - we bonded at the superbowl...

Q. Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A. James: only if it was acted out in song.

Q. Is 1 your best friend?
A. Amy: one of them. we have the daftest banter though probably

Q. How long have you known 3?
A. JD: hrmmm since my second year of uni, so like...3 years ish. wows...

Q. Have u seen 5 naked?
A. Neil: nopedy

Q. Do you think 9 has a crush on you?
A. Greg: i think i could turn him over to the dark side with enough vodka lol

Q. Whats the last thing you did with 6?
A. Louis: he popped over earlier and we watched some of the apprentice and father ted, and he gave me a lovely present...which i owe him for.

Q. If you could give anything to 15 what would it be?
A. Kev: a phobia of men screaming requiem.

Q. Would 2 and 16 make a good couple?
A. Nadia and Jamie: doubtful!

Q. If 1 was a crayon what colour would he/she be?
A. Amy: she's heroin. so brown. where's my heroin?!

Q. Have you ever been to 3's house?
A. JD: his hall room but not his rent's house.

Q. Whens the next time you will see 5?
A Neil: possibly at the weekend or next week sometime

Q. Do You Like 7?
A. Lorna: indeed, i hope to see her soon once she's done teaching the children...

Q. Do you get on well with 11?
A. Beka: Very well. She's lovely.

Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A. Lynz: loadsss of times when we were younger

Q. Whats 13's house like?
A. Beka: I have no idea!

Q. Have you ever been angry with 12?
A. James: nuht. oh wait - when he didn't come to my party lol, nah

Q. Would you ever make a move on 10?
A. Jamie M: no way, hes like my brother and we just complain to each other about the opposite sex all the time

Q. What do you and 16 talk about the most?
A. Jamie B: fashion shows and unicyclists. lol.
1 Comment 2 days ago
Ugh.
Well. It's been a rough 48 hours. Just to clarify for those that have messaged - I am NOT engaged, it was a goof that ended horribly. I'm really not up for the whole 'let's expose my heart online to potential strangers' but I just wanted people to know, I'm going through a tough time at the moment and feel like I am in limbo, which is why I haven't and probably won't respond for a while to comments and stuff, because I don't know what the answer is yet. So...yep. Sorry for the straightforwardness thing, but I can't be arsed fucking about.

Thanks xx
0 Comments 94 days ago
2007 :D
JANUARY
1. Who kissed you on new years?
just my mum and dad, couldn't go out because of fecking mad storm, so watched prime suspect 1...woo...

2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
nope, they never work.

3. Does it snow where you live?
It snowed last week, that was exciting!

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
yes, and the flavoured coffees the coffee shops do at xmas :D

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
no, not yet ;)

6. Favorite thing about Jan 2007?
oooofttt cant really remember much about it tbh...not like disneyland in jan 2008!!

FEBRUARY
1. Who was your valentine?
kevin, lol, we had a really good valentine's day actually.

2. When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?
no, i gave one a year to someone i fancied though, haha.

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
nope, i still don't really understand what thats about...

4. Did you like Feb?
yeah, it was a good month, i went down to london for an interview, went back to uni...it was an exciting 28 days!

MARCH
1. Are you Irish?
nope, my dad's grandad was though.

2. Do you like corned beef and cabbage?
not at all, euch.

3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2007?
nothing exciting really, think i popped into a pub...

APRIL
1. Do you like the rain?
no, there's too much of it!

2. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
no, apparently im too old now!!

3. Do you celebrate 4/20?
ehhhh no?

4. Do you love the month of April?
its ok, the weather gets a bit better, its loads of people's bdays...

MAY
1. What is your favorite flower?
i love tulips, lillies and roses.

2. Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?
no, im not into the whole piercing thing. but i was at disneyland that day with my mum and cousin!!!

3. Is May anything special to you?
nope, apart from thats when i started at prudential...

JUNE
1. What year did/will you graduate from high school?
2003

2. Did you do anything fun during this month?
graduated :D that was a good day

3. Have a favorite baseball team?
nopes

JULY
1. What did you do on the 4th of July?
i did something...cant remember what though.

2. Did you go to the firework show?
goddamn im not american!!

3. Do you blast the A/C all day?
........

AUGUST
1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?
went to connect :D woohoo!!!

2. What was your favorite summer memory of '07?
connect, ehhh christ i really can't remember much....getting drunk?

3. Did you have a sunburn?
a sunburn? no.

4. Did you go to the pool a lot?
no!!! im in scotland!!!!

SEPTEMBER
1. Did you attend college/school?
nope :'(

2. Do you like fall better than summer?
yes :D

OCTOBER
1. What was your last Halloween costume?
em. nothing. god how boring am i. i went to disneyland in october tho!!!

2. What is your favorite candy?
oofftttt, i love chocolate, maoams, roses...mmm...

3. What was your favorite thing about this month?
disneyland at halloween!!!

NOVEMBER
1. Who's house did you go to for Thanksgiving?
Again, not American. its my bday month tho :D

2. What are you thankful for?
family, friends, being happy and healthy!

3. Do you love stuffing?
i love the veg more than the stuffing

DECEMBER
1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
yes, i love love love love love christmas

2. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
Yes. he tasted of bucky. yummy. euch.

3. Did you get anything special last year?
ummmm lots of clothes and dvds and stuff :)

4. What do you want this year?
nintendo ds :D i know i've got it though lol

5. Do you like cold weather?
i love being inside and having hot chocolate when its cold outside. no roaring fire tho...

6. Favorite memory of last December?
finishing all my essays and meeting up with kev for the first time in a few months...lol

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone!!!!
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Becky Head
Ah. Jenna-face. Lets do summat fun this week. Like I could come and play on your wii and maybe shower you with odd compliments and ice cream.

xx
11 hours ago
Becky Head
Hello m'dear- I'm not sure if I can come round tomorrow- the work/play balance has been alarmingly skewed of late- but a girly night is welcome once I get to grips with the long dead theorists who lurk in the shadows.
What time do you finish work anyway? Im going into town for a bit tomorrow shopping. So yeah.
Also, I hear mutterings amongst the elite about some sort of alternative flinging that may occur- is this true?
Oh but Jenna.

xx
1 week ago
Lady Snowblood
awww man was just checking out the old school pics-thats hot!!!

may steal some for my oldschool album ^_^

get the pics up from sat night!! well funny.com :)

it was awesome to see you all :D

thinking ill be thru again inthe next couple o weeks so ill let ya know

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1 week ago
Angela Bell
Hi Jenna how are you? Well I'm back to work 2moro - boo hoo!!! Feels like I've been off for ages! Hope you enjoyed the wedding

See you in the morn x
1 week ago
Tina Koenig
hello miss jenna! i hope u had a good party - i have heard some funny funny funny stories that have almost brought me to tears:D very lovely! sorry i couldnt make it mrs - i really wanted to but i felt rather gash and was a tad ill...cunts of illdom eh! anyhow i hope ur dandy and not too hungover! have some lovin' for my no show ho! x
1 week ago
Barbarella
Lets go to Fubar next time xx
2 weeks ago
Barbarella
I was quite drunky and watched the end of 'Ben Hur' with Steven + Alex - randomly. Step up from them watching the Sound of Music together anyway. I worry sometimes...

Haha. Yeah I saw it on Facebook. Britney wishes she were me. Are you coming to the boys gig on Friday? x
2 weeks ago
Becky Head
Happily anticipating your shindig hunny bun- i can wear my new dress. Good times.
How are you anyway? Im in Birmingham- some might call it the venice of the midlands.
I wouldn't.

xx
2 weeks ago
Jenga
i'm good thanks

and you can count me in :)

can't believe it might be the last one :(

xxx
2 weeks ago
Rach Gordo
i've never missed a party at yours before and i don't plan on starting to now. count me in bitchy!

awww yer last stirling party.. there may be tears.

xxx
3 weeks ago
Gary Hall
Hello!! Yeah I want to come to the party in the house which is apparently not a house.... or was it the party thats not a... ... oh I dunno! Can't Wait xxxxxx
3 weeks ago
David Nicholl
That's all the ones I have of the have I'm afraid, I actually don't know where the originals are, but I'll keep them on Bebo!

Monday/Tuesday is good for me as I am not working so free all day. Just give me a text.

I'm going away with my Mum and Dad in the caravan up to the north of Scotland - it's not going to be hot!! Hehe. But I am looking forward to it muchly. Most importantly, two weeks off work :-)

xxx
3 weeks ago
Tina Koenig
hello there chickadick! i am good thank u - just back from the gym - got rather hothothot in a non-kinky way yet it was still good:P
how u been? what u been up2?
a parteeeeeeeeeee! woohoo:) that is good news! ill see if i can make it - im coming to stirling next week anyway - was gona b a bit earlier in the week though and i can only afford one trip so ill have a think and let u know if i can come later in the week therefore being able to make it to ur partee! that was confusing wasnt it! it's been a long day so it was rather confusing for me!:P
hope u have a fantabbidabilous weekend! i have exams soon which sucks donkeypoop grrrrrr! but it shall all be dandy sooon!
have some lovin'! hope ur randily dandy:D x
3 weeks ago
Dave Kennedy
see u then!

xx
3 weeks ago
David Nicholl
Hey honey

I'm good, stuck in a job that I despise but never mind! Hehe, seriously though, i'm good.

Re;party - I'm afraid I can't make it. I'm actually heading on hol that day, going away with my mum and dad so i can't be there :-(

But if you're free for tea one sun/mon or tues, let me know cos it's been aaaaaaaaaaages.

Dave
xxxxx
3 weeks ago
Damien Donnelly
Your last party I was at was supery awesome, but I'm afraid I've been in Norn Iron since christmas with a bastarding hernia, which still isn't sorted out! :(

Sowweee. I'm sure it will still be awesome, and when I'm either better or at least have a bloody car I'll be back to visit!
3 weeks ago
Sarah McDermott
Aye it was a bit of a capita shmapita moment! Free choccies though woo hoo! I'm good just been doing the usual, got a new tattoo yay! Need to meet up for a drink chick! xxx
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Kieran K.
"but when did I get so behind on music? " Because my dear, you're slowly heading out of the magical 18-24 age bracket- welcome to the terrordome.


Life is a terminal condition...............
 ........ boo.
3 weeks ago
Lorna Murray
lol you were in holytown?? for the stunning views and great nightlife?!
3 weeks ago
Jamie Beatson
Pretty decent! Just working my baws off (to a certain extent) and planning some holiday action. What about you? Still staying in the Stirling toon?
3 weeks ago
 
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