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Ahem.....
Her name is DUF-fy
shes kinda like BU-fy,the vampire slayAAAA
shes only 15(but now like 16) and she likes smokinn dA john playAAA!
shes got really big SHOESS,but not really big BOOBSS
ANDshes got ALL the STAR-waars DEE VEE DEEE'S
By betty n joanne
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Emerson: The chicken didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Agent Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original
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kfc condoms...they're finger licking good
malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands
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pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop
burger king...home off the whopper
goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide
muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?
flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work
halifords condoms...we go the extra mile
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carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world
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Favourite Quotes
 They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

 It's called 'Sex Panther'. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good

 It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way

 Its really hard to masturbate with you guys talking!!!!
 Nicey Nicey Zoo zoo for him and her and me and you

 Nicey Nicey Zoo zoo for him and her and me and you

 Why........So........Serious?
 I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

 Time For A Magic Trick.....I'm Going To Make This Pencil...Disappear!
 Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says 'Why so serious?' Comes at me with the knife,'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let’s put a smile on that face!' And..... Why so serious?

 Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says 'Why so serious?' Comes at me with the knife,'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let’s put a smile on that face!' And..... Why so serious?

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DUffay poked Adam Gammell, , Kevin Go Fook Urself, Laura Doyle, Leanne Aherne, Lisa d, Lynda Bradley, Maimie Noonan., Mark Brennan, and Mark Courtney with SuperHeroPoke!.
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DUffay transformed into Venom. Venom becomes drunk and throws beer to
Kevin Go Fook Urself, Mark Courtney, Laura Doyle, Leanne Aherne, Lisa d, Adam Gammell, Lynda Bradley, , Maimie Noonan. and Mark Brennan!
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DUffay transformed into Phoenix. Phoenix advertises her hotness and turns up the heat for
Alex Murphy, ..... ....., Alexandra, Aaron, Ali Black., Adam Gammell, Aedlugh Hurley, Meyler, Aidan Barry and ' -Kelley Wheeler!
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ye mines in german???????? 4 sum reason
i didnt do too shabby actually, .......
ha, everything is in french? i dont know why & i dont know how to fix smitt
i hope so ????????????
you
yeah!!!!!!!!!!! molloy looks like he is drewlin!!!
whooooooo no more skool 4 eva!!!!!!!ooh shit wait i still av 2 do da leavin shit ha
wats da story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avint seen r f**kin talk 2 ya in ages hows it hangin
nd u ya f**kin lucky biatch get 2 study at home instead of been in hell aka block study!!!XP!!!
bonjour munchkin
check out these bum faces, i bet you that picture cracked my camera's screen... don't worry you cant forget those u.g.l.y bitches so i'll easy track em down...
member we had that little fight at graduation in the living room. i totally kicked your ask..... then ran away ! ahhaha
ive got another pic up of you and baulf at tristan's but you look kind of skanky so i didnt give it to you.... dont cry
..x ...pisssst, i still love you all the same
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hey babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can u tell me sumtin how da fuk did i get home yesterday????? please i cant remember nytin
monday is gonna be CRAZZZYYYYYY!!!!
Wat you going to france for? I'm free from college so I'll be partying hard this summer
You coming to IADT next year?
Hey hows it going? you going to be around in the summer?
story babe!!!! cant fuckin wait till monday in da bits!!!!!!!!!!XP!!!!!
haha, the state of yas!!! jeez, we all get so weird when we drink!!! haha X
my head looks so big compared to yours!
FISH FACE!
Aww im so happeez 4 ya! Make sur he treat u gud girl or else il open a can of whoop ass! Thats how i role haha. The babz are brill there getn soso big its crazy. Me no news either. The usual been a mammy hehe... Al me lurve gorgeous xx
Hey beautiful! How ya keepin? Miss ya loads. Hopes i gets ta c u soon u ave 2 cum vitit me missy or else im affraid il ave to reddn ur bummy bum bum! Any gossip 4 me! Muchco luv chicken xx
What thew flub lol Yo coz!! I never use this thing anymore
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squint told me to tell u your jacket is still in his house
Beth! hows u u enjoin da hols??