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The hoodies are arriving today!!! Get yours before Xmas!

12/20/07 | me too! | Reply

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Congratulations to all who were elected at the recent AGM

A very promising year lies ahead!
We are already in talks for sponsors for next years hoodies :D

UPCOMING EVENTS

End Of Year "Christmas" Party (makes sense if you were in the meetings...)
The time date and venue all to be set

For all your technological farming needs.
What else are ya gonna do on a Monday night?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A FARMER!!

Anyway, "Its all a bit of Craic!!"

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  • Farmers Commandments

    01)- Thou shalt drink only pints and/or "whiskey."
    02) - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
    03)- Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass, or even better,in
    the porch talking.
    04) - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
    05) - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
    06) - Thou shalt "Suck Diesel."
    07) - Thou shalt pretend to know all about "The Headage."
    08) - Thou shalt look after your tractor better than your car.
    09) - Thou shalt have no "Revershing" lights or number plate on your
    trailers.
    10) - Thou shalt display a "Travellin' to Flavin" sticker on the back
    window of all vehicles.
    11) - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with pride.
    12) - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or "a good Sally Rod" for
    beatin cattle.
    13) - Thine sons shall play GAA.
    14) - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
    15) - Thou shalt hold regular arguments with d'telly.
    16) - Thou shalt reminisce the Fair Day, the Threshing, Kickin'
    Cabbages and the Corncrake.
    17) - Thou shalt know a Mickeen Tomeen Joe and a Paddy Joe Paaaack from
    "the top of the parish."
    18) - Thou shalt ate "Hang Sangwiches" and drink Cidona at all GAA
    matches.
    19) - Thou shalt hate "Those Backstards the Tans."
    20) - Thou shalt be edumacated by the Chrissshtian Brethers.
    21) - Thou shalt pronounce 'Yellow' as 'Yella'.
    22) - Thou shalt carry the A.I. Man's mobile number on you at all
    times.
    23) - Thou shalt not visit Dublin ( except to Croker and to bring the
    wife shoppin' on the 8th of December ).
    24) - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships and all
    Steam Rallies.
    25) - Thou shalt always know how to reek turf bether than thine
    Neighbour.
    26) - Thou shalt use balin' twine to hold up thine trousers.
    27) - Thou shalt not ever visit the dentist.
    28) - Thou shalt not miss an episode of "The Weather."
    29) - Thou shalt have many many injuries from "that Hooooor of Charlois
    I got from that cowboy calf-dealer."
    30) - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
    31) - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne's fims, especially "The Quiet
    Man."
    32) - Thine son shall be nicknamed "Bungalow," 'cos "he's got nothin'
    upstairs."
    33) - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
    34) - Thou shalt drown cats.
    35) - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbia.
    36) - Thou shalt annually run the tractor off the end of the pit when
    tramping silage.
    37) - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
    38) - Thou shalt think it's great craic to ring PJ and roar into the
    phone while he's with "the bit of stuff."
    39) - Thine favourite chat-up line shalt be "Howya fixshed for a bit a
    howya goin' on ?" whilst winking like an epileptic.
    40) - Thou shalt paint "Whatever County for Sam!" on all of your round
    bales.
    41) - Thou shalt never leave the country.
    42) - Thou shalt have a Heinz-57 mongrel of a dog which is for nothin'
    except terrorising the neighbour's sheep.
    43) - Thou shalt only bathe on a sathurday niyat, using only carbolic
    soap
    44) - Thou shalt read the Farmer's Journal.
    45) - Thou shalt always support your county GAA team whilst curshing
    them for being "pure sh!te" at every given opportunity.
    46) - Thine sweet of choice shall be either Ritchies After-Dinner Mints
    or Silvermints.
    47) - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the bovine kind.
    48) - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as "The Foreign Game."
    49) - Thou shalt always sing to dirty line to "Alice."
    50) - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the tongue, licking the
    priest's hand in the process

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  • Brazilian Beef

    Ger O'Donovan by Ger O'Donovan
    So anyone got any views...

    Should Brazilian beef be banned in the EU?

    Certainly the traceability and standards which we here in Ireland are famous for are not present in Brazil. Its these standards that are crippling Irish farmers from producing the quantity that Brazil can produce. Its these standards that are costing the Irish farmers so much money.

    But are you happy to allow quality beef to waiver? At the end of the day is it just your pocket that you are worried about, rather that the quality of the food that you are eating?
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    Eileen Mc Carthy by Eileen Mc Carthy
    Speed dating to find the sheep of your dreams-
    WHERE? New Bar
    WHEN? Wednesday 10th Oct '07
    TIME? 9.00pm
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  • signed irish rugby jersey up for grabs

    Catriona O'Connell by Catriona O'Connell
    Hey all,
    Champion Sports have given me a signed Irish Rugby Jersey to raffle for my trip to Belarus. These jerseys have been bought for 600 euro plus, but with the Irish team’s recent success I think they are worth much more!!
    I am trying to get it auctioned on 96fm, however is anyone willing to make me a reasonable offer now?!!?!?!?!??!

    Catriona
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