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Transformers

Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
Transformers, robots in disguise

I'll tell you bout one day when I was young
I was flippin through the channels when I saw somethin on
Something bout robots and destroying each other
It made me wanna go blow up my mother

Ooh, Anthony is not alone
It made me wanna go blow up my home
Eventually I did that and good point
A little bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

If it didn't click what we're talkin about
We're talkin bout the most amazin thing around
If you're thinkin transformers then you was right
Coz everybody knows they hold it tight

Transformers' creators wouldn't pay to let us rap
They told us that the script was totally nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap coz it rhymes with rap
But I'm better than that

Transformers Will: Punch you in the face
Transformers Won't: Do the Macarena
Transformers Always say no to drugs
Transformers, robots in disguise

They don't even need to use a Glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Harder than a bodyslam from the Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand

Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime
Sweeter than a cherry, sourer than a lime
If your booty's gettin hot and it keeps gettin hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water

Optimus knows how to use his powers
He'll be treatin his friends like he treats his hos
Stuffs pixie sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes buzzloads

Ooh, like that or will he switch it up
Like when Decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What? She, she is

Transformers Will: Find a cure for death
Transformers Won't: Do your algebra
Transformers Are against terrorism
Transformers, robots in disguise

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't never got
No weed, no smack, no crack! OK?

They don't need somethin to keep the party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Does things so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons can never attain
HAHA!

Hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up, makin you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out, with impecable aim

Transformers, don't give a damn what y'all say
Transformers, hit the club like every day
Transformers, pull things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction

Transformers Will: Run for president
Transformers Won't: Dress for Hallowe'en
Transformers, hardcore since '84
Transformers, robots in disguise

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan no1 exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of pigshit swimming pool
Its length 30 metre width 6 metre
Filtration system a model to behold
Expert at removing human solid waste

Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place
From plains of darashek to northern plains of Jewtown
Kazakhstan enemies to Uzbekistan
Very nosy people with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan industry best in the world
We invent toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course for Tubelistan's

Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place
From plains of darashek to northern plains of Jewtown
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