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As I'm sure you have heard, rumours have been circulating that Tom Oldale has withdrawn himself from The Wingspan. The Wingspan would like to confirm this speculation and wish Tom well as he departs the band. The move is amicable and was due to musical differences; Mike and Al wished to continue playing music, Tom did not. The news means that we will no longer be officially known as 'Three Men Who, When Standing Side By Side, Have A Wingspan Of Over Twelve Feet'. We shall now be known simply as 'The Wingspan', or, if you wish, 'The Artists Formerly Known As The Three Man Wingspan'. There is an outstanding invitation for Tom to return or for him to collaborate with the band in the future. We remain brothers.
Thank you and keep spanning!
The Wingspan Two
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Not actually a ballad at all. It's all power chords. Based on myself and Tom as well as Kyle Wellwood, the Halo playing Maple Leaf failure.
Another piece of homework
For me to do
Guess I'll have to find
Another excuse
Parents want me to mow the grass
I'm gonna tell 'em to kiss my ass
CHORUS
Cos a new video game came out today
An FPS that will blow you away
It's rated 18 and it doesn't hold back
Plenty of zombies for you to attack
I'm halfway through, almost at the first boss
My grades are slipping with educational loss
Social life? I haven't got time
Cos I'm in a clan and playing online
Another angry teacher
On my case
Got to get this jerk
Out of my face
People telling me that gaming breeds hate
But look at Kyle Wellwood, he turned out great!
CHORUS
A new video game came out today
An FPS that will blow you away
It's rated 18 and it doesn't hold back
Plenty of zombies for you to attack
I'm halfway through, almost at the first boss
My grades are slipping with educational loss
Social life? I haven't got time
Cos I'm in a clan and playing online
Newspaper writers
Condemn the games
They say they're infecting
Young people's brains
People telling me that I'm a waster
But I just got a kill with the Spartan laser
CHORUS
A new video game came out today
An FPS that will blow you away
It's rated 18 and it doesn't hold back
Plenty of zombies for you to attack
I'm halfway through, almost at the first boss
My grades are slipping with educational loss
Social life? I haven't got time
Cos I'm in a clan and playing online
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Re-make of the classic that we will all remember from the 80's, 'I Enjoy Several Sports' originally written and performed by 'The Immortal Hamsters' feat. Alex Lee From The Wingspan.
G....................C
Hole In One, what a shot
G..........................D
I'm 3 under par, what've you got?
100 meter sprint, I’m up front
He tries to take over, give him a shunt.
Aced the serve, grand slam
Who’s plays for Britain? Anyone can.
Long jump, can’t be hard
had a go, couldn’t make a yard.
Am..................E
But I enjoy several sports
G ...................C..............
....D
Be an athlete, like I was taught.
Am..........................E
I’m going to take lots of speed
G.....................C...........
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And hope that I don’t get caught!
Fight a guy, looks pretty hard
Tried to jump, back in my car / Wish I had a better mouthguard
Bowls a strike, 10 pins down
I’m just dreaming, still in my dressing gown.
Throws a spin, is it hit for six?
Umpire says “foul“, ref’s are dicks.
Hammer throw, into the air
goes three meters, I don’t care.
Am..................E
But I enjoy several sports
G ...................C..............
....D
Be an athlete, like I was taught.
Am..........................E
I’m going to take lots of speed
G.....................C...........
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And hope that I don’t get caught!
The Wingspan will be recording the heart-warming 'One hit wonder', in the very near future.
Many Thanks,
Wingspan Member - Alex Lee.
New song:
I Want An Alien For Christmas
It's a cover of (who else but?) Fountains Of Wayne.
Features Al on vocals, Mike on guitar and our good friend Scott Miller on backing vocals, in his first Wingspan recording.
Have A Christmas.
Fuck Aliens.
Keep Spanning.
In That Order!
New song:
"The Ballad Of Kyle Wellwood"
Check it out on our flashbox or maybe even download it on our myspace!
A song Mike wrote about himself, former Wingspan member Tom and former Toronto Maple Leaf Kyle Wellwood, detailing the dedication to video gaming that costs us all so much. The message is simple: Keep pwning n00bz.
Features:
Alex Lee on vocals and ukelele
Mike Laskey on guitar
plus
Sound effects from Pacman, Halo 3 and lovable layabout Kyle Wellwood himself.
The wingspan are gunna rock your world baby!
Thee love returned Alex gave me
Thank you!
x
<3
Replied on your own page Alex <3 x
Was a pleasure to play beside you mike the other night at your party (:
I thoroughly enjoyed (several sports) it.
(:
hopefully its the first of many to come
see ya soon budddy
- Al
great band
x
Ladies and gentlemen, The Wingspan have their first gig!
There will be a party to celebrate Mike's 18th birthday on Saturday 14th June from 7.30pm at Don Valley Sports Academy (73 Darnall Road, map here: )
http://tinyurl.com/6fpscz
There will be a debut live musical performance by The Wingspan with special guest friends, too! If you have been invited or would like to attend, RSVP to Lynda on 0779 254 8618 or let Mike know via the interwebs.
For Outstanding Contribution To Music. Get to your bookmakers now!
Wingspan Will Win A Brit Award Next Year...
I Can Feel It
Wingspan = the sex!
Wahey You Kept One =)... Okay
Great Band
Amy's Gay
We will, as long as they aren't totally off topic.
"Sorry, the Wingspan site is not a place for unrelated comments."
Wingspan Sucked My Dick
Stop Deleting My Comments!
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Pleeeeaase =( =)
Sorry, the Wingspan site is not a place for unrelated comments. Please only post about issues concerning the band. Thanks and keep spanning!
REHEARSAL TOMORROW NIGHT!
HELL YEAH!
New recordings coming your way