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"Hey... I'd love to come, but I can't. Finals are this week and I've gotta cram as much in as a I can. Thank you, I mean... For thinking of me and maybe soon we can get lunch or dinner, or something, just the two of us. Next weekend work for you? Hopefully... I'll see you then."

[text] I've got an idea!
[text] How about this weekend I give you back "the ring"... You can like get it re-engraved with something to let her know you're always with her and that even though things got ugly between her and "that which shall not be named", something beautiful came out of it... aka Her.
[text] Maybe you can convince her that it should be like a purity ring or something?
[text] Just a thought!!!!
[text] and I have to say it... CALL A LOCKSMITH!
[text] Thank you Robin Hood Men in Tights!

-=The rest of the day went by without incident. But just as quitting time approached, Hunter moved to the door and locked it. She turned around and grinned at him. Hand moved to the top of her chest, unbuttoning that white shirt while the other hand moved to take off the glasses she'd worn for fashion sake.=- You have a birthday coming up, don't you? -=As she was pulling open the button down white shirt, he would find a Supergirl outfit underneath. Her eyes glowed slightly as if she were about to use a laser eye beam of the super hero=- Happy birthday.

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I don't want to wander around in just my underwear, if it's around the house I don't mind... but in public? There are things other people just... shouldn't see!

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I'm... going to talk to Hunter, this is my body and if I don't want to show it off? Then I won't.

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Especially at a family function. Awkward...

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I promise not to let you down.

[text] Kool-Aid has now become Metamucil!
[text] ...Be nicer?
[text] Hello, I don't think we've met... I'm Nadia, and if someone out there is lying and saying I'm nice... I need their name because my fist wants to meet their face.
[text] Pfft, you'd think being a Glasswalker you'd be impressed by my texting ability!
[text] On the plus side I don't have to neuter you, just steal your viagra!
[text] ...Dude... do you know how sad it would be... if you're two errr sixteen year old kid was banging people, while your sixteen year old ex is still a virgin?

[Text] Kid, don't make me smack you.

[Text] Yeah, yeah, brown noser.

[Text] I'll see if I can make it. Been a bit busy with missions from the boss lady. You wouldn't believe the scum around here.

[Text] Show Shane a good time at least. Poor guy's been through a lot.

-Erases the last text from Nadia after he stares at it.... and just shakes his head-

[Text] Yeah, I'll bring the kids. As long as there's no problems that arise.

[Text] No, Claudia's not home yet. I have faith she's alright but... you know. I'm sure God will watch over her.

[Text] Shar. I thought you were just fucking the chick. Are you two starting to date or something?

[text] Never thought I'd say this... Like EVER... but I hope your kid takes after you.... for your sake... cuz... you could be like a Great Great Great Grandfather in a couple generations if this is how Lycan thingies breed/age....
[text] Maybe I'll get you some bengay and a walker for your birthday....
[text] I'm not trying to get him killed, he's doing a good enough job of that on his own... I've learned to stay the fuck out of Mom's way when she's pissed... and she's got a special kind of anger for people who mess with her babies.
[text] Dude...... My Age?!
[text] Cool... uhm boss lady who's scary.... Yeah well... I don't think she can be scarier than other things... that I just heard... that yeahhhHHHHh

[Some... more time later....]

[text] Wait... What? You're daughter... is MY AGE?! I'm not sure what's creepier... that you had a kid that like went from born to boobs... or that you've dated someone your kid's age... Dude... You like get a MEGA CREEPER card for that one.... WOW..... >__>
[text] Dude.... I hope you had the birth control talk....
[text] ....Dude....
[text] Do you think like... wow.... Duuuuuuuuuuuude
[text] Duuuuuuuudeeeeee you could be like... A GRANDFATHER.... o__O
[text] ....Wow...

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[ten minutes later]
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[twenty minutes later]
[text] WTF?!

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[text] Pfft, I'm Assertive not pushy. And stop whining, you know it's just another AWESOME thing about me.

[text] I'll talk to my Mom about it.... but yeah... o.o I don't want to be your Dad when she sees him....

[text] Wait, isn't Jaime your kid? ...Isn't she like... two? Dude... you're letting your two year old daughter... date someone... and tell you she won't come to a family function? Ok, I don't think I'd make a good parent.... but shit man... that's horrible!

[text] ....Your boss... as in the one who blew you? I'm really starting to wonder about the world we live in.... >.>

[text] I'll show up... maybe you should have your Toddler in Tiara bring her boyfriend? I can teach her how to show boys how you like them by kicking sand at them?

Letter on Adam’s Desk at Work

I have started a lesson with Sharula to get her to stand up for herself. The terms are that I have told her she is not allowed to wear clothing for one week. Without revealing my lesson to her, and in result making it in vain, I’m sure you could find a way to push her in the right direction to stand up to me….

When the roses and strawberries arrived at the Estate, she assumed they must have been for Hunter. It wasn't until she noticed the card addressed to her that she finally took a peek. With a grin, she flipped out her phone and took a picture... sending it off to Adam.

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I just got this amazing bunch of roses, which are beautiful, and chocolate covered strawberries... Seriously delicious. You're amazing, Adam! You're never far from my mind, I think I owe you after this. Perhaps I'll swing by the Ministry and give you my thanks? That is, if you could use the distraction. <3

[text] O__O Ok, first thing first... I will have to give her a new name. Whoever her parents are should be smacked for that. It makes me think of The Knack's My Sharona.
[text] Second thing... Where did you meet her. I know it sounds like a strange question, but seriously you can find out a lot about a person just on how you meet them.
[text] So yeah, I'm guessing you're doing ok if you're already chasing after more girls. Might I suggest trying to like, go real fucking slow? Some people take a while before their crazy is manifested.... Some crazy is ok, keeps things interesting... too much crazy and yeah, I don't even have to finish that one.

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You are so on for a poker game, mister. Name your terms!

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Wait. WAIT! After you teach me.

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Woohoo! That's totally not random, you owed me a new pair... what color? I'm on my way out the door now...

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Sounds like you're pretty into your game, are you going to school me on it? I don't have any game systems, but the arcade and I are practically best friends.

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BK Whopper Meal, no cheese? I'll get fries and onion rings, but you have to share. No reimbursement necessary, you're letting me come over!

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You might not think I'm so awesome if I take a bite of your Whopper. Smells AMAZING! See you soon, with food in hand!

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See? Big eyes + slack jaw = so in love with that Whopper right now...

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"Hey Adam, it's Shar... Do you think I could come hang out with you for a while? My day has been... trying, and I need seriously good company. Up for entertaining?

[text] Checking up on you, because well... yeah.

[text] Anyhow, thanks for lunch the other day and the birthday stuff and yeah.... It kinda meant a lot.... it was a strange day..

[text] If you like need anything or like just to talk or something... Yeah, you know where I am...