James Hartley Mbe <The_Original_Hartman>
"Sorry I haven't been online... :("


I'm James and I'm awesome at Nintendo Wii Bowling and Golf. I enjoy red wine, Mozart and fine art. I'm currently grooving to alternative rock, but still cling on to old classics such as The Who, AC/DC etc, and also a big fan of motown and swing. And Lionel Ritchie.

I am currently residing in Adelaide, Australia, and it's not half bad. Still hold Scotland close to my heart though.

I will be back... ¬_¬

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James Hartley Mbe's URL
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February 2006

James Hartley Mbe says:

"24 weeks offline, a new record methinks." (15 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Alex McKeating
Hey thar Fred...ilah...

Audioporn
[THE SMASHING PUMPKINS] [PINK FLOYD] [JEFF BUCKLEY] [THE BEATLES] [RATM] Primus - King Crimson - Phish - The Ramones - QOTSA - Dinosaur Jr. - Incubus - Rise Against - Led Zeppelin - Joy Division - The Cure - Silversun Pickups - Radiohead - Tool - Metallica - Nirvana - System - R.E.M - Fugazi - The White Stripes - Modest Mouse - Pearl Jam - The Commitments - Television - The Rolling Stones - Aphex Twin - Pavement - Cake - Silverchair - Pantera - Otis Redding - Zwan - Beach Boys - Röyksopp - Jimi Hendrix - A Flock Of Seagulls - The Killers - Sonic Youth - Thin Lizzy - Foo Fighters - Garbage - Black Sabbath - Screaming Trees - Klaxons - James Brown - Deftones - Soundgarden - José Gonzalez - The Eagles - Tenacious D - The Who - Jack Johnson - Cheap Trick - Bob Dylan - Joe Satriani - Van Halen - Rush - The Meat Puppets - AC/DC - The Velvet Underground - The Kinks - Nickelback - Franz Ferdinand - Frank Sinatra - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kyuss - Journey - Muse - RHCPs - and so many more...
Metaphorical Visual Porn
[MALLRATS] [PULP FICTION] [CLERKS I & II] [ANCHORMAN] [FAMILY GUY] The Commitments - QI - The Mighty Boosh - Bourne Trilogy - Nevermind The Buzzcocks - Ferris Buellers' Day Off - Blades Of Glory - Napolean Dynamite - Quadrophenia - Saving Private Ryan - Mock The Week - My Name is Earl - Band of Brothers - Dirty Sanchez - Loose Women - Eurotrip - Jackass - Borat - Black Hawk Down - Scrubs - Two Pints - 8 Simple Rules - I Robot - The Jeremy Kyle Show - Donnie Darko - The Shining - 50 First Dates - Monty Python - Silence of the Lambs - Meet the Fockers - Lost - Queer Eye For The Straight Guy...(I don't care what you think, it's awesome) - 28 Days Later - Trainspotting - Creep - Brainiacs - The Benchwarmers - Pink Panther - Father Ted and numerous other quality programming.
Sports
I believe sport is foolish. I make exceptions for bowling, golf, drinking, paintball, raving, skating, surfing, headbanging, cricket and Wii Sports.
Scared Of
Jeremy Kyle and his agressive tantrums, Abbos, airlplane toilets, old people in cars, spoons, waking up and finding myself in the middle of the woods at night, employment, Scandinavian pop music, Ladyboys, Rugs, Mr. Hinchcliffe and bearded women.
Idol
Billy Corgan. The man is God, and an anagram of his full name is Raw, Pink, Clitoral Magic. Beat that.
All The Cool Kids Do This:
I've seen QOTSA, The Smashing Pumpkins, Chemical Brothers, Arcade Fire, Hayseed Dixe (:L Twice), Franz Ferdinand, Manic Street Preachers, Jet, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Rufus Wainwright, Brian Wilson (Oh yea), The Killers and shit loads more, but I can't be arsed thinking, to be honest.
Comment Spammers.
I don't want to visit your fucking Livecams! Piss off. /rant

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  • Survey Shizzle


    1: Name – James William Andrew Hartley, what a fine name.
    2. Nickname – Hartman
    3. Single or taken - Single
    4. Zodiac Sign - Aquarius
    5. Male or Female- Male
    6. Elementary School: Not anymore.
    7. iPod - 80Gb video, ftw.
    8. How many buddies on your list: 200 and something, I probably speak to about 10 people.
    10. Hair Color - blonde
    12. Hair Long or Short - Short
    14. Eye Color - Blue
    15. Are you health freak – Not at all.
    16. Height - Almost 6ftish
    17. Do you have a crush on someone - Guess so.
    18. Do you like yourself - Depends how much I've had to drink.
    19. Braces? - Never.
    20. Think your awesome? – Only at Nintendo Wii.
    21. Piercings – Nope.
    22. Tattoo - Not yet.
    23. Righty or Lefty - Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    24. Surgery - Wisdom tooth removal.
    25. First piercing - See 21.
    26. First best friend - Addison something.
    27. First Award – Birth certificate.
    28. First Sport You Joined - Swimming possibly.
    29. First pet – Dawg.
    30. First vacation - Normandy.
    31. First Concert – Fickle Public
    32. First love – Guiness

    ___Favorites___

    33. Movie – Anything by Kevin Smith and Animal House.
    34. Favorite TV shows - Reaper, Two and a Half Men
    35. Color – Green
    36. Music – Where to begin...
    39. Drink – Guiness, whiskey, Kronenberg and Coopers
    40. Body part not on the face (on a boy/girl): legs
    41. Sport To Play - Cricket and golf.
    42. Favourite piece of clothing - My 'Chillin' with ma Gnomies' T-shirt. It's hilarious, trust me.
    43. Brand Of Clothing? – O'Niell, Billabong, Quiksilver etc.
    44. What do you sleep with? – Wut
    45. Favorite School - Forres Academy
    46. Favorite Animals – My dogs, and the Honey Badger of course.
    47. Favorite Books – Too many, Da Vinci Code, The Forgotten Soldier, Enigma.
    48. Favorite Magazines - DSLR User.

    ___Currently___

    49. I'm eating – Nowt, but I just had steak.
    50. I'm drinking – Coopers Pale Ale
    52. I'm about to - Go and watch Wildboyz
    53. Listening to - Neutral Milk Hotel - Three Peaches
    55. Waiting For - You.
    56. Watching - A laptop screen, believe it or not.
    57. Wearing - Nothing at all.

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? - Why not.
    59. Want to Get Married? - Depends.
    60. Careers in Mind: Nun

    __Which is better with the Opposite/Same (depending on sexual orientation) Gender__

    068. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
    069. Hugs or Kisses - Kisses
    070. Shorter or Taller - Shorter
    072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - Spontaneous. Llamas bite.
    073. nice stomach or nice arms – Stomach
    074. Sensitive or Loud – Loud
    075. Hook-up or Relationship - Relationship
    076. Sweet or Caring - Whichever.
    077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - Trouble maker.

    ___Have you ever___

    78. Kissed a Stranger – Kind of.
    79. Drank bubbles - Yes
    80. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope.
    81. Ran Away From Home - Lulz
    82. Broken a bone - Not yet.
    83. Got an X-ray - Yup.
    84. Broken Someone's Heart – Possibly, not sure at all.
    85. Turned Someone Down - A few times.
    87. Cried When Someone Died - Yus.

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God – Sort of.
    90. Miracles - Not really. Coincidence is a fickle thing.
    93. Aliens - I believe in Xenu, a magical alien that came down and shat us all out. Not really. Scientologists, on the other hand...
    94. Magic - Nope. ButI can do some badass card tricks.
    95. Heaven - Not as such.
    96. Santa Claus – Yea, sure.
    97. Having your parents meet your boy/girlfriend after a week - Gtfo.
    98. Kissing on the First Date - Yes.
    99. Angels - Isn't that an Abba song?

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? - My mates in the pub :(

    Where the hell have some of the questions gone? Gah.

    0 Comments 326 days

  • Something I stole from Chops, which he stole from Doug, which Doug stole from Staunton...

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

    Opening Credits: Matinée - Franz Ferdinand

    Waking Up: Some You Win, Some You Lose - Orange Goblin

    First Day At School: Grace - Jeff Buckley

    Falling In Love: Waiting For The Worms - Pink Floyd

    Fight Song: Rocket - The Smashing Pumpkins

    Breaking Up: Lovesong - The Cure (hmm...)

    Prom: Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You) - A Flock Of Seagulls

    Life's OK: Happy Home - Garbage

    Mental Breakdown: The Patient - Tool :L

    Driving: Don't Pass Me By - The Beatles

    Flashback: I Wanna Get High - Cypress Hill

    Getting Back Together: Haiti - Arcade Fire

    Birth of Child: Science - System Of A Down

    Wedding: It's Not Over Yet - The Klaxons

    Final Battle: The Battle Of Evermore - Led Zeppelin (=o)

    Death Scene: Chances - Athlete

    Funeral Song: The Bitter End - Placebo (Good One)

    End Credits: Black - Pearl Jam

    5 Comments 885 days

  • MSN Addy

    Me MSN addy is yamzh67@hotmail.co.uk in case you're up for a friendly chinwag. And to be honest, i really couldnt care who adds me, as long as you're not 40 years old, still living with your mother and plays dungeons and dragons on a regular basis.

    2 Comments 1020 days

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  • Drew Roberts
    luv Drew Roberts

    jeymz i fink i luv u m9 lolol

    1 week ago
  • define cåscådes
    define cåscådes

    how are you getting to sydney??



    {XXX}~~

    14 weeks ago
  • Abi Collins
    Abi Collins

    Hello! What you up to these days?! xxxx

    14 weeks ago
  • General
    General

    I Iz Rulling Like A Negro Inz D' Ghetto
    Of Course, Would You Expect Any Less? I Have Them Adressing Me As "My Lord" Now :P
    xx

    14 weeks ago
  • Ryan Rose
    Ryan Rose

    Yeh same here, I'm hardly on it at all. It's just another distraction eh XD funny you should say that, my mum keepes asking what your up to and all that jazz. But seems like your doing well :) yeh I heard you got a job.......finaly XD and heard your working with someone slightly older than you shall we say?

    Machinehead, yeh there good, my taste in music has changed drematicly, got slot heavier now, still holding on to all the others though XD

    You up to much in spare time? Tap back :) x

    14 weeks ago
  • Kaatie
    Kaatie

    you are once again, a bebo whore ¬_¬



    xD

    14 weeks ago
  • Johnny Staunton
    Johnny Staunton

    your an aids ridden mort! :L ... Im goot cheers mate, still trying to be the next sir alex ferguson at college haha, what u doing?

    x

    14 weeks ago
  • define cåscådes
    define cåscådes

    ive figured cracker ass white boy
    since you have money;
    when you come to sydney
    you are buying me dinner
    (;

    ^.^

    14 weeks ago
  • define cåscådes
    define cåscådes

    you will?!?!>
    haha
    well hopefully i will get you on msn onedayy and we can "chat"
    (;


    {xoxox}~~

    15 weeks ago
  • Jack Palma
    luv Jack Palma

    no u.

    15 weeks ago
  • define cåscådes
    define cåscådes

    sydney!

    haha
    il find you somehow
    (;


    {xoxox}~~

    15 weeks ago
  • Jack Palma
    Jack Palma

    no u

    15 weeks ago
  • Jack Palma
    Jack Palma

    fk u mi bro is a shef n he has big nives n shit ill fuk u up n cut u LOL

    15 weeks ago
  • Jack Palma
    Jack Palma

    im guna cut u up soo bad u guna wish i didnt cut u up so bad

    15 weeks ago
  • Jack Palma
    Jack Palma

    I didn't :/

    I don't know where it went soz LOLOLOLOLOL

    15 weeks ago
  • Ryan Rose
    Ryan Rose

    Jim, long time no speaky :o hows things man? all good i hope...i heard about your job with a "grandad"...ouch :p what ya bin upto? tap back dude XD

    15 weeks ago