all of these kills actually show the gore. none of those shitty cut away scenes where it is left to your imagination and none of that "just blood" shit

NAME: ballsplosion
FILM: carver
DESCRIPTION: the character zack hes gone for a dump in a rather disgusting outhouse. while shitting the films murderer appears and handcuffs him to a pipe. after tipping his crap all over him the killer proceeds to grab zacks balls in his left hand and produces a pair of pliers with the other. what happens next is ... painful... to watch as zacks right testicle literally explodes into the camera. the viewer is left unsure of how zack dies
RATING:9/10

NAME: ballsplosion v:2.0
FILM: sin city
DESCRIPTION: in the third part of this film bruce willis has the villian of this section down on the ground he proceeds to sit on his stomach and pull yes PULL his penis and testicles off before literally punching his head into the floorboards ... nice
RATING : 7/10

NAME:this is spinal tap
FILM: thir13een ghosts
DESCRIPTION: at the start of the film when the ghost hunters are in the junkyard hunting the "juggernaut" the ghost suddenly appears causing general mahem and widespread havoc, one unlucky ghost hunter is climbing up a wall of guards before the unseen ghost grabs him and pulls him through the space in between two cars, the catch, he is pulled front first through the cars and his spine is doubled over so his legs are behind his head ... altenitive sections of this move with the same title could have been the bit where the geeky guy gets broken on the corner of the wall
RATING:8/10

NAME: BOOM HEADSHOT!
FILM: the hills have eyes
DESCRIPTION: this has to be THE greatest headshot since the godfather. while big bob (XD
) is hunting for the gas station attendant to get help he finds him sitting, drunk, in an outhouse, with a shotgun. after a brief monolouge he says " im sorry" and blows his head off, not one of those crappy "ill blow your head of" blow your head ofs, he literally BLOWS HIS HEAD OFF . this was the point where my jaw dropped and i found new respect for this movie.
RATING:6/10

NAME:helicopter killage
FILM: 28 weeks later
DESCRIPTION: while flying past a group of 'infected' the pilot (trying to help some stranded people) flys into them!. this results in what can only be described as a glorious shower of blood bones and body parts. hell, at some point you see a head being sliced not off but in HALF! very VERY violent and not for the faint of heart . you get to see some guy hanging from the bottom of the 'chopper' get showered in all this goo
nasty
RATING 10/10

NAME: a little but off the top
FILM: kill bill
DESCRIPTION: the finishing move of the fight between the bride and "cottonmouth" ( o ren ishi) is not only graphic but UBER cool. after a slash that seemingly misses cooton mouth stands upright and talks slowly as the top of her head slowly slides off before filaly falling to the ground with her f****** brain exposed. alternatives for this title would have been the laser sequence in the resident evil move where the asian girl gets her head cut of ... speaking of which
RATING: 5/10

NAME: diced tofu
FILM: resident evil
DESCRIPTION: during the afforementioned "laser scene" the last remaining member of the team trapped in the "laser room" is faced with one laser heading towards him . He smiles thinking its gonna be easy ... then the one laser blossoms out into a criss cross of lasers which are ... unavoidable. naturally these lasers pass through him and just befor he falls to pieces you see the two halfs of his eye slowly split and drip.
RATING: 7/10

NAME: nasty splinter
FILM: zombi 2
DESCRIPTION:a minor character is bracing herself against a door in a desoperate bid to protect herself from an advancing zombie but natuaraly, the zombie bursts its arm through the wall and grabs her head pulling it slowly through the gap created, BUT WAIT, theres more. there is a large shard of wood curiosly level with h

whats your fvourite method of @1|)5 (aids)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Randum bud-------------- snowman
My Wife ---------------- snowman
My Mum ---------------------- carolyn
My Dad --------------------------- fraser
My Bitch ------------------------------------ andrew
My Big Bro ------------------------------------ none
My Little Bro ---------------------------------------- murray
My Big Sis --------------------------------- DUNCAN
My Little Sis ---------------------------------------- krista
My Granny ------------------------------------------ isabelle
My Grandad -------------------------- ron!!!
My Nanny --------------------------------------- jenna
My Daughter ----------------------------------------- steve o
My Son ------------------------------ smiffy
My Best Friend ------------------------------- snowman
My bestest Best Friend ---------------------------- galz
My Sexy Best Friend ------------------ steve the technician
My Babe --------------------------- zoe
My Bit On The Side ------------------------ ecky
My Other Bit on the Side --------------------------- eckys mum
My Lil Cutie Pie -------------------------------- jake
My God Mother ----------------------- jakes mum
My God Father ------------------------------- jakes dad
My Twinny Twin Twin --------------------- john the fisherman
My Siamese Twin -------------------- snowman
My Valentine -------------------- grummit
My Messer Upper ------------------------- steves wife
My Cleaner ------------------------- jake
My Lover ------------------------------------ sumone u dont no
My Crazy Buddy ------------------------------ ryan s
My Bebo Bud -------------------------------- chuck norris
My Bebo Babe ------------------------ godzilla
My Sexy Butler -------------------------------- snowman
My Dog ---------------------- brady
My Goldfish ------------------------------ ryan mo
My Next Door Neighbour ----------------------------- margo
My Inspiration -------------------------------- zoe
My God ------------------------------- KING DINGEL/FSM
My Stalker ------------------------------------- ryan s
My Mad Friend ------------------------------------ emma