Hiya!**SPOLIER***. Heres the COG quotes. Loving them as always. I'll add more as i go along. Feel free to let me know some and i'll add them on!Enjoy!

.....*......

"Tact is just lying for adults"

......*......

""You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
""A long one?"
-Alec and Jace

.....*.....
"And I'm suppose to sit by while you date boys and fall in love with someone else, get married...?" His voice tightened. "And meanwhile, I'll die a little bit more every day, watching."

.....*.....

"I was thinking about the first time I ever saw you," he said, "and how after that I couldn't forget you. I wanted to, but I couldn't stop myself. I forced Hodge to let me be the one who came to find you and bring you back to the Institue. And even back then, in that stupid coffee shop, when I saw you sitting on that couch with Simon, even then that felt wrong to me-- I should have been the one sitting with you. The one who made you laugh like that. I couldn't get rid of that feeling. That it should have been me. And the more I knew you, the more I felt it--it had never been like that for me before. I'd always wanted a girl and then gotten to know her and not wanted her anymore, but with you the feeling just got stronger and stronger until that night when you showed up at Renwick's and I knew."


......*...... (weeeeeep!)


""Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said,"If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"


......*......

"I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown"

.....*.....

"There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then."

.....*......

I slave away to write these quotes. Revisisting some of our fav times!Enjoy.

.....*.....

...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.""

......*.......

"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass"

......*.......


"If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now."
......*.......

""Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."

......*......

"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power.""

......*......

""Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited."
......*......

"'Can I help you with something?'
Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you."
Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. 'Of course they are,'he said, 'I am stunningly attractive.'"

.....*.....

"'One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.' -Jace

'Meaning you?'-clary

'What else?'-jace"

.....*.....

"'It wouldn't be my move,' Jace agreed. 'First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.'
......*......

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt

......*......

"Jace: Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath.
Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left you a rat"

.....*.....

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)"

......*......

"Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
"Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are."
.....*.....


"'Don't tell me,' Jace said,'Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomarrow. I'm out of commission.' He pointed at himself-he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve.'Look. Jammies.'

'Jace,' Clary said,'this is important.'

'Don't tell me,' he said.'You've got a drawing emergency. You Need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge,' he said as an afterthought. 'I hear he'll do anything for a -'

.....*....

"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. (Jace)"

....*.....


""I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored"

.....*......



(enjoy!I will add more as i go along.)

After finishing city of ashes and being wowed by the Amazing writing of Cassandra clare,i have nothing to say but: simone!!!what?didn't see that coming ..and clary and jace.siblings.noooo.jace!he seems...nicer,more...polite but his humour...his comebacks!i love them.Cassandra has created a hell of a chararcter.these are SOME of my favourite quotes/bits from city of ashes.MORE ADDED.

......*......

"No. I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."

(Thank you Jez for the tip)
.......*.......
..who would win in a fight.Dumbeldore from harry potter or Magnus Bane.

"Dumbledore would totally win"said the first one."he has the badass killing curse."

The second lycanthorpe made a trenchant point."Dumbeldore isn't real"
"I don't think magnus Bane is real either."

.......*.......
Luke looked baffled"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"

"Because,"Clary said with grim certainity, "only Jace can piss someone off that much".

.......*.......
"What are you doing?" Alec asked.

"I thought i'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he(Jace) grunted "It relaxes me."

“It does? Oh-You’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably.”Alec said

.......*.......
“I think I liked “mundane” better than “bloodsucker”” Simon muttered.

“With Jace, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.”

.......*.......
"you even drooled on my shirt”

.......*.......
“Well I’m not kissing the mundane.” Said Jace “I’d rather stay down here and rot.”

“Forever?” said Simon “Forever is an awfully long time”.

Jace raised an eyebrow “I knew it.” He said “You want to kiss me, don’t you?

.......*.......
“It’s my motto,” said Isabella, with a slurry smile “no less than seven inches”. (Talking about shoes)

.......*.......

“that does it,” said jace “I’m going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.""

.......*.......
(Isabella) “Mom and dad won’t be pleased when they find out”.

“That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the hedgehog and dresses like a child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang?” Simon inquired “No, probably not”.

.......*.......

(more to add soon)

.......*.......
"And yes, your friend (Jace) is just fine.Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything"

.......*.......
"I let them think I did that" said Jace"My reign of terror continues"

.......*.......
"Is standing by the window, muttering about blood something he (Magnus Bane) does all the time?"(Alec)
"No" said Jace "Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it"

.......*.......
"I'm not a killer"(Jace)
"If you lived in the mundane world" said Luke "That’s all you'd be"
Jace stiffened.

.......*.......
"I see" said Jace (to Alec) "I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"

.......*.......
"If you're in the mood for less wholesome entertainmenr,we could always try the porn channels" Simon observed.

.......*.......
"He (Valentine) won't have to worry about you spilling his secrets ( (the inquisitor)
"Yeah2 Jace said “he’s terrified I’ll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina"

......*......
(Jace to Alec) "Ha Ha?" "That's your comeback?"

......*......
"I loved that jacket!" (Jace. A demon rips Jace's jacket. This is the reason he gets angry and kills it! Way to go Jace. TIP: Don’t touch Jace's jacket)

......*.......


(that's as much as i got to pick out for now.Myabe if i find s