Brendan Canty

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  • Male, 20, Luv 346
  • from Ballincollig, Cork
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  • Member since: February 2006
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  • www.bebo.com/The_Canty

About Me

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I was born in the foothills of the Himalayas
Me, Myself, and I
Tunes -

'Gronlandic Edit' - of Montreal

'My Girls' - Animal Collective

'Girls' - Death in Vegas

'I Adore You' - Milpo Mene

'Weighty Ghosts' - Wintersleep

'1901' - Phoenix

'From Stardust' - High Places

'Hands' - Four Tet

'Another Way of Being There' - Halfset

'Chime' - Orbital

'Saturdays' - Cut Copy

'Undercover Martyn' - Two Door Cinema Club

'Summertime Clothes' - Animal Collective

'Synthesise' - Simian Mobile Disco

'Essplode' - Animal Collective

Summer is here!! Whoop!!

Teeheeheeeeee Bren smells hehehe <<----A sick twisted demonstration of page vandalism committed by my girlfriend of all people...for shame!
The Other Half Of Me
Mulvy

Mulvy

Together we make people laugh on buses...

This year I will...
Talk to more people and therefore make more friends, start eating breakfast again, start reading books, write write and write more comedy, become a Duke
Music I like...
I'm into indie, electronic, alternative, experimental and female vocalists, including:
Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Broken Social Scene, Crystal Castles, Cut Copy, Camera Obscura, Melpo Mene, Aphex Twin, Architecture in Helsinki, Adam Green, High Places, The Libertines, Flight of the Conchords, Regina Spektor, New Amusement, French Kicks, I'm From Barcelona, Kings of Leon, Fleet Foxes, Empire of the Sun, Passion Pit, Jape, Los Campesinos!, Tokyo Police Club, White Lies, The National, Sigur Rós, Feist, Phoenix, Laura Marling, M83, Friendly Fires, Yeasayer, The Shins, of Montreal, Coldplay, Arcade Fire, Florence + The Machine, Two Door Cinema Club, Peter Doherty, Pixies, Peter Bjorn and John, Dirty Pretty Things, M.I.A., Deerhunter, Four Tet, Wallis Bird, The Postal Service, These New Puritans.

Check out my music taste: http://www.last.fm/user/brendancanty
TV I like...
The Wire(incredible!!), Band of Brothers, Planet Earth, Seinfeld, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Peep Show, Flight of the Conchords, Spaced, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Alan Partridge, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Look Around You, The IT Crowd, Black Books, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Life and Times of Tim, Eastbound & Down...
Films I like...
Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Fletch, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, The Darjeeling Limited, Lost in Translation, High Fidelity, The Beach, The Truman Show, The Shawshank Redemption, Seven, Goodfellas, Casino, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, In Bruges, Training Day, The Bourne Trilogy, Crash, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, Control, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Gladiator, Blood Diamond, Apocalypse Now, Saving Private Ryan, Empire of the Sun, City of God etc...
Things I love...
With My friends, Laughing, making people laugh, smiling, being happy, hanging with my friends, hanging with Lorna, Lorna, football, the premiership, Liverpool, on my computer "the beast", on football manager, watching comedy, writing comedy, hanging with the lads, talking hilarious crap with Mulvy and making people on the bus piss themselves as a result, trying to remember funny things that happened to put into my comedy writings, watching TV, listening to music, finding new music, spending money when I get it(I love this at the time, not afterwards). I also love Christmas, my Birthday and how close together they are, presents, college, yawning, sneezing, eating, sleeping, going to the toilet over 10 times in one night: my bladder is like a machine gun (why do I love it...suppose it's a memorable trait), the name Passionate Patty;
Things I&#39;ve enjoyed saying...
"Foam Party...Gorbys!!" | "BEAVER!!!" | "You've only got 4 seconds to say the word............BAMALAM!!!" | (in eastern european accent) "Hey Buddy!" "Cool Man" "You cut lemons like a fucking pro buddy" "I'm really fucking loving loving Ireland right now man" | "SCLUB...There ain't no party like an SCLUB Party, Are gonna show you how, there ain't no party like an SCLUB Party" x100 | "So I've been to the year 3000, nothings changed but we live underwater, and my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandaughter, is pretty fine!" | Lazer!! | "He's FREAKED" | "SHIFT!!!" |
Other places to find Brendan
http://brendancanty.wordpress.com/ | http://www.funnyordie.com/brendan_canty | http://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanC... | http://www.myspace.com/thecanty | http://the-canty.deviantart.com/ | http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?... | http://www.last.fm/user/brendancanty | http://twitter.com/Brendan_Canty

MSN - brencanty10@hotmail.com

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  • Heavy Metal song Titles - an old past time of mine

    I have a talent for writing heavy metal song titles and you can too!

    Feel free to add to the list ... here are some tips for beginners

    1.Try and start with a verb or a describing word such as "amputated, bloody, mutilated"
    2. Then a noun such as "devil, car, cat, norseman". Be creative!
    3. If you are starting out try and use "of" as the next word.
    4. Now we are back to a noun again. Place names are good normally.

    Once you have completed your first title try and be a bit more adventurous...maybe even mix up some of the verbs and nouns. Go crazy!!

    List:


    burnt fist of the devil
    crucified rabbit foot
    sliced nipple of gore
    dead whale organ of blood and guts
    Crisp Ingredients: Potatoes, Sunflower Oil, Sea Salt and your severed thumb!!
    stapled paper massacre
    amputated tampon
    amputated fingers of a zombie
    crayon of the dead
    salmon of heavy metal knowledge
    cannibal skulls of Ovens, County Cork
    face like a pair of disembowelled horse hoofs
    under these leather pants are mutilated thighs
    Guts Coffin O'Clock
    amalgamated vomit faeces of the dead and elderly.
    Fed Ex'd Zombie blood filled testicles
    Death of a Heavy Metal Salesman
    Sawn-off fingers of malcontent
    Wife-beating giblets of Guillotine
    Murderous diary of a mutilated débutante
    Korn in the Kobain
    Blood-spattered Rabbit of Suicide
    urine cream corpse
    Haunted Condom of Raped Corpses
    Hitler's Blades of Glory
    Coffin robbing Axe-murderer from Cóbh
    Evil Carpet Uprising
    Chapel of gruesome rapes and Sunday Mass
    Graine's early post
    Currency of our Metal band: mutilated flesh!
    shopping cart of gore and toiletries

    2 Comments 378 days

  • 'Disco Partay' song... Lets play the add a line game!!

    Here's me, Mulvy and Chris from MM1's go at a Christmas Numero 1...we need help though guys...so add a cheezy dance line to the already great song...

    This will be recorded...oh yes...oh yes...

    So far we have...

    Mulvy -

    "Dance Dance Dance to this Disco BEaT, Disco PARtAY!!!"

    Brendan -

    "Disco Partay, Disco partay, get your feet on the floor and partay!"

    Yours...

    12 Comments 744 days

  • Pantaloons - The essay I wrote and adapted for the Leaving Cert

    A sandy mist speckled the fiery Roman sunset. At this time of day, the temperature in Rome normally cools dramatically, but in the Circus Maximus it was heating up like water in an ancient kettle. Fans from the red and white Chariot Championship finalist teams were still swarming into the colossal arena pushing the attendance up to the maximum of 250,000. Amongst the sea of red supporters too the South of the stadium stood three great friends. The first of them is Augustus Hassius, a jet blond veteran of the Praetorian Guard who once took two arrows for the Caesar, both in his left and right steely triceps, he lives off the benefits. The second is Maximus Cantius, a brave brown haired cosmetics merchant reared on the slopes of the Apennines alongside the baby Tiber. The third is named Pontius Pantaloon; he is a stocky tanned fashion designer from the shores of the Tyrrhenian Sea. He has a reputation for dodgy designs and his latest project is a self named outer garment worn over the hips and legs, he calls it the “pantaloon”. In fact whilst Cantius, Hassius and the rest of the crowd are kitted out in either red or white togas supporting their team, Pontius is prancing proudly in his red “pantaloons”, destined to see them break into fashion. This seems unlikely as the popular toga has remained in fashion since the earliest days of the Roman civilisation and has yet to be shifted off the cover of the popular fashion magazine “Rouge”. So far, his leg wrappings have been given the thumbs down by the Roman people and Pontius is constantly being abused, screamed at and even murdered in the streets by extreme “toga-ists” and other fashion enthusiasts who‘re destined to see their beloved togas stay in power.


    In the distance a horn howled and the white flag was raised, signalling the beginning of the final championship deciding race of the season. The noise in the stadium rose and rose, like a storm. A great creaking noise echoed around the majestic arena as the giant gates were lifted. The two charioteers spun onto the track, bellowing a whirlwind of dust into the air. The first lap was a tight affair, with each chariot tussling for an early lead. ‘Ben Him’, the Red team’s charioteer and a favourite amongst the fans, was clutching the reins of his horses tightly. He had a fiery look in his eyes and a good posture. Suddenly he urged his horses on and into the lead. In chariot racing, to get in front is crucial as it puts you into the lead, a position which you need to finish if you wish to win the race. The rival White charioteer dragged his horses behind the Red’s chariot and into their slip stream. Here his horses gained more power and were ready for their final push for the lead. Unexpectedly, and to everyone’s horror the leading Red chariot’s engine blew out and the chariot veered into the giant red brick fencing producing a moderately sized explosion. A breeze of silence swept around the crowd as both sets of fans stood stunned. The Whites drove on past the crash site and moved towards a most definite victory. This looked definite to all but ‘Ben Him’, who stumbled out of the chariot’s burning blaze, bloody but masculine. He had something up his sleeve, a spear. He dashed down the track screaming loudly before launching the spear high into the dusty air. As it span in mid air, time seemed to slow down. Every organism in the stadium stood stunned with their hearts in their mouths watching as the spear cruised through the air like a cruise missile. The charioteer for the White’s heart was never in his mouth though, but soon it was on the ground, as Him’s spear pierced through his body, splattering his insides all across the tracks tiles. Ben Him hopped on his horse and galloped slowly to a heroic victory for the Reds.


    Everything Red in the stadium including Cantius, Hassius and Pantaloon erupted into ecstasy whilst the Whites, who were angered and depressed, retreated out of the

    14 Comments 923 days

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  • Diarm
    luv Diarm

    cool, check my flash:D

    14 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    luv Diarm

    Frick:L i better practice, im shocking at fifa:L your in for a ass kicking of mildness my friend:P

    14 weeks ago
  • Kim F
    Kim F

    Hey hey im having my 21st in mccarthys/ the loft on the 2nd of august, its the sun of the bank hol wkend bout 9ish. Bring other halfs etc letme no if u cn make it!!

    19 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    Diarm

    hope your enjoying america you fag:D

    20 weeks ago
  • David M
    David M

    alri bren.... can i download that thing online or do u have to give it to me on a disk....

    23 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    ...yep! still do! xxx

    23 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    still love you....

    23 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    Love you x

    23 weeks ago
  • Wayne Francis Canty
    Wayne Francis Canty

    you too then. lol

    23 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    Diarm

    kinsale tomorrow.....:D

    25 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    Diarm

    up to much for the weekend?

    25 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    luv Diarm

    i see you have the old peppered lung, ye playing next week? i like the way the convosation has taken shape to naming a spice followed by a body part, classic:P

    25 weeks ago
  • Diarm
    Diarm

    hey ass munch, how was the game last night\?

    25 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    I am fucked for maths.

    26 weeks ago
  • Robert R
    Robert R

    Hay man love the bearland consept. would you consider taking it further. i would love to write for it i have a couple of ideas already. ps check out the waiting room robert pt1 and part2 on yutube also water babies.

    27 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    Bebo is dead. But long live the luv! :D

    27 weeks ago
  • David M
    David M

    ny way you can send me sum clips u hav edited so far??

    28 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    Wow...this is like rape! :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    28 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    Haha! You're a NUTCASE!

    I've spent like 2 hours tryin to get pics of Chloe from my old phone to my comp but failing miserably. I hope its possible can buy 5euro cred cos thats my last hope!

    28 weeks ago
  • Lola Dee
    luv Lola Dee

    Wow...you're getting pretty good at pretending to be a camera man. Name in the credits n all this week. Who'd ya pay to sort that one out? :P

    So proud of you, ya looper! x

    28 weeks ago