Peachy <SQUADDIEKING>
"shurup, i dun care, just bite me!!!"


wats crakin crackheads... im jason kingsbury (aka) peachy im 16 and im from pontypridd and anyting else just ask me


and i like HUNTING, fishin, coasteering, surfin, kiyakin, canooin, swimmin, stuntin, biking, downhillin, tandum rock climbin so pritty much anything with a hight and a danger.

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Music
anyting wid a beat
Films
anything aslong as its not cheesy or borin. horror preferably
Sports
HUNTING, football, kayakin, rugby and pritty much everything wid a hight and a danger
job
military preparation college nd kitchen fitting. ATM
Happiest When
cookin up my catch, partying, gettin pissed GET THE POINT
about me
MSN peachy92@hotmail.com
scared ov
my rebounding bullets lol

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  • maths ov sex (oh god dey fownd a way 2 bore people ov sex)nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo


    sex starts

    ...a smile leads to a laugh

    ...a laugh leads to a high 5

    ...a high 5 leads to a hug

    ...a hug leads to a kiss

    ...a kiss leads 2 makeout

    ...a makeout leads 2 finger

    ...a finger leads to a hand

    ...a hand leads to a lick

    ...a lick leads to a suck

    ...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

    ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

    ...u add the bed

    ..subtract the clothes

    ...divide the legs

    ...leave your solution

    ...and pray you dont multiply

    3 Comments 631 days

  • RUDE AND RANDOM poems

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    NAME:Start As You Mean To Go On

    We all enter this world in the same way
    Soaked in blood, screaming and quite bare
    But if you live your life in the right way
    That kind of thing doesn't have to stop there



    NAME:B lown Away
    Women differ in many ways
    From an inflatable counterpart
    Inflatables don’t answer back
    Or take an age to get ready for a start

    But the thing they have in common
    Which will make you frown
    Neither of them are any fun at all
    When you’ve let them down.



    NAME:Monumental Erections
    The Egyptians built the pyramids
    The Greeks the parthenon
    Prehistoric man built monoliths
    Of which Stonehenge is one

    But modern man's only monument
    To his enduring might
    Is a glass-clad priapic phallus
    Six hundred feet in height


    NAME:A Limerick Limerick
    There was a young man from Limerick
    Who bought a rhyming dictionary
    ‘Well fuck a duck
    That's just my luck
    I'll have to move to Tiperarry’


    NAME:Coming Unstuck
    If you surf the Internet
    For the obscene
    You may end up, literally,
    Glued to your screen


    NAME:Monopoly
    If monopolies are so bad
    Because of competition
    Why is there only one
    Monopolies commission


    NAME:Criminal Records
    The metropolitan police arrested a man
    He wasn’t a Londoner he was from Iran
    What’s his form they would like to know
    There’s nothing about him at the C.R.O.
    They decided to call the police in Tehran
    To see if they had anything on the man
    And he had a record in Iran you know
    According to those at the Iranian C.R.O.
    Two previous convictions for a start
    In a box were a hand and a private part
    With two priors don’t let him escape
    He had one for theft and one for rape


    NAME:A Little Off the Top
    On my last visit to the hair dresser
    I was asked “Something for the weekend sir”?
    Well I was taken aback without a doubt
    I replied “Do you have any tiling grout”?


    NAME:Two Lovely Black Eyes
    When George arrived at work on Monday morning
    Both of his eyes are blacked to his friend’s surprise
    His friend looked at him in disbelief and then asked
    "George how the hell did you get two black eyes?"
    "It was as I was walking up some steps yesterday
    And in front of me was a pretty girl, if a little stout
    And I noticed her dress was tucked in her knickers”
    “Well” He said “I just reached up and pulled it out."
    "Well that explains one black eye, but how on earth
    Did you get the other one?" He asked with a grin
    George said, "Well I assumed she wanted it that way
    So I reached up with my finger and poked it back in."


    NAME: Old Madam
    I was confronted by my mother in law
    And as I fell under her icy stare
    I asked “Shouldn’t you be knitting
    Under a guillotine somewhere?


    NAME:Testing
    I awake to hear
    The tell tale clink
    Of a Pyrex jug
    Hitting the bathroom sink
    The tell tale sound
    Of Pyrex on porcelain
    Means only one thing
    She’s pregnant again


    NAME:Meal Deal
    The kids have a happy meal
    When we go to McDonalds
    Why don’t they extend the range?
    To meet demands at Ronald’s
    As we’re not always happy
    Hysterical or even jolly
    What about manic-depressives
    And the sad and the melancholy
    Instead of a plastic toy
    Perhaps a more practical addition
    With every melancholy meal
    A pot of Valium or Mogadon







    0 Comments 652 days

  • lol its like reedin me mind nursery

    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two chunks of bread.



    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.



    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.



    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.



    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    to have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Franky.



    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over
    Rover took over,
    And gave her a bone of his own.



    Little Boy Blew.
    Hey. He needed the money.



    Mary had a little skirt
    with splits right up the sides
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her thighs
    Mary had another skirt
    twas split right up the front
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her ......
    (but she didn't wear that one very often)

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    hey if your reading this comment watch this video its my most favourite video ever......

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