Katie: I need pants. Im soooo cold.
Sinead: I need to cut my toenails.

Adrian: You'd feel sorry for her though,growing up with a shower of retards.

Damien: Ah man she was so fat you could literally just climb into her!

Sonya: It smells like Poland in here!

Bryan: Brendan has a girlfriend now. Some nurse.
Katie: Who, Kitty?
Bryan: No. He's livin with her now.
Katie: KITTY?!
Bryan. No the nurse..!

Adrian: I hate beds that have an under the bed.

Bryan: A black man in a tent at night? Sure you wouldn't see the fucker!

Katie: I still have some of my muffin in my pocket
Bryan: Wheres your muffin? Is this my muffin? *Touches his adams apple*
Katie: No Bryan thats your adams apple.
Bryan: So wheres my muffin? You have a muffin.
Katie:

Megan B:The maid stole my spot cream!

Sinead: Stan got clipped
Hodei: OH NO!! There arnt gonna be any mini stans!
Sinead: NO he just got his hair cut!!!

Some person i dont remeber: Whats the name o that film. The magdeline what?
Amie: Magdeline laundry
Katie: Its the magdeline sisters you eejit
*Later that night*
KAtie: Amie thought that film was called the magdeline laundry it was so funny!
Sinead: There is a film called the magdeline laundry
Katie: Really? Whoops!

Sinead: Mr Sla is fuzzy,very fuzzy.

Sonya: I am NOT going to the counter with a lollipop penis!

Sinead: Theres this really weird guy talking to me and hes 25 and he thinks I am aswell
Katie: Well at least you don’t look 12 like me
Sinead: I look 4 child
Katie: Ok that’s weird, block him or something..
Sinead; What?
Katie: Did the dude not just say “I look for child”?
Sinead: NO! I said I look like a 4 year old child!!!!

Katie: Sinead guess what.
Sinead: Your naked
Katie: No.. Nobody gets naked that fast
Sinead: I get naked pretty fast!

Hodei: HAHA look at Cormacs neck!
Cormac: Hey,I dont complain about your neck
Hodei: DO I HAVE HAIRS ON MY NECK!!!!???
Robert: Yes

Bus Driver: Next stop Clarinbridge
Niamh: UP THE BANNER!
Amie: Clarinbridge is in Galway..

Damien: Do you know what the scariest thing ive ever had is?
Me and Bryan: What?
Damien: My dead grandmothers false teeth.

Damien: Didn't you rob his house once?
Bryan: No, I just went in his back window and took his money box.

Katieee says:
omg im so scared

Katieee says:
talk to me

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
what part are you on?

Katieee says:
ok so i was on the part where she falls off the motorbike and hears voices..my laptop was still on but i had gone black and then all of sudden these woices were playin and i didnt take the time to listen to them i just ran out of the room

Katieee says:
mofg

Katieee says:
*omfg

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
lol

Katieee says:
its not funny

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
who was it?

Katieee says:
if it were you youd shit yourself

Katieee says:
i dont know

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
what were they sayin?

Katieee says:
it came from my laptop but when i moved the mouse it just restarted

Katieee says:
i just ran out of the room it waas just murmuring but it was people havin a conversation

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
lol

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
how can that happen?

Katieee says:
stop laughin

Katieee says:
i dont fuckin know!!

Katieee says:
Thats why im so feckin scared

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
awwww

Katieee says:
im tryin to breathe

Katieee says:
i swer to god..that was the single most terrifyin moment in my life

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
even all the old men in september bringin you to their hotel rms

Katieee says:
sinead this is 10 million times worse

Katieee says:
do u think im gone crazy? Coz i herd voices

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
i hear voices all the time

Katieee says:
if u could see me now you’d either laugh or cry

$inéad-Kocham Cie says:
i would laugh