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Xxx-Mitchy Moo-Xxx

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Xxx-Mitchy Moo-Xxx
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  • Member since: December 2006
  • Last active: Feb 9
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Me, Myself, and I
Well am a total party animal i luv booze sex and well MEN haha wat can i say im gay lol im working as a care assistant in a care home in lanark so its all going great so i will cya guys and gals xxxx



THIS IS FOR ALL U ROMANTIC PPL OUT THERE XXX

To the one i want, everytime i think of you you make me tingle!
When ever im with you i play shy but when ever im without you im lonely inside!
When its time to say goodbye i just wana break down and cry...and never ever say GOODBYE. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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HAHA shut up do i look STUPID!!!!!
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SPIDERS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 hhhhh hate them bloody things
Happiest When
Sleepin, Drinkin and M8's
Wat i am
Sassy, Intelligent, Sexy, Predict future,
Irrestible, awesome kisser, Great talker,
Always get what i want and BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!
My green eyes
People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attractive towards the opposite sex.

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      1.farmer decides to diversify so he plants a field of dildos but he is having trouble with squatters


      2.Lesbian goes to weight watchers and the host says "you are what you eat" the lesbian replies "you calling me a cunt"


      3. 2 gays, 1 dies. his bf asks for his body to be made into a curry. when asked he replies 'i just wanna feel him dribble out of ma arse one last time' lol


      4.an irish family were found frozen to death outside a cinema in dublin waiting for the film "Closed for the Winter"


      5.A Woman Slips Naked In Her Bathroom Does The Splits and Ends Up Suctioned To The Floor By Her fanny, Her Husband Tries But Can't Budge Her So Calls His Mate Who Says "i'll go and get a hammer" We Can Break Tiles And Lift Her" The Husband Says " Ok i'll Lick Her Ear and Play With Her Tits While Your Gone" "why" the mate replies, the husband replies "if I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fucking cheaper.


      6.sorry i havn't been in touch, i was at the national strawberry picking contest. some woman with no arms and no legs won it the JAMMY CUNT!


      7.Man in hospital wearing an oxygen mask. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my test results black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in 1 hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says "there is nothing wrong with them sir". Man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles and says very slowly "thanks for that it was great but listen very very carefully.......................

      Are my test results back? hahahahaha



            




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      Old mother Hubbard,
      Went to the cupboard,
      To get her old dog a bone.
      When she bent over,
      Rover took over,
      And gave her a bone of his own


      There was a young lady named Hitchin
      Who was scratching her crotch in the kitchen.
      Her mother said, "Rose,
      It's the crabs, I suppose."
      She said, "Yes, and the buggers are itchin'.


      There once was a man from Nantucket
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      He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
      If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it



      There once was a young man from Peru
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      Mary 'ad a little pig
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      And kicked its fucking cunt in!!!!!



      Hey Diddle, Diddle,
      The cat did a piddle,
      All over the bedside clock.
      The little dog laughed to see such fun
      Then died of electric shock.


      Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock. Little Bo Peep was suckin his cock.
      As soon as he came she she started to weep. She ken by the taste he'd been fuckin her sheep!

      As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

      She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

      A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".



      A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!


      The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

      1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

      2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

      3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

      4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

      5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

      6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

      7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!

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