True to the ones that remember!

JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN iN '95' OR '96' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90'S KiD. iT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORiGINAL SiMPSONS.

THESE WERE THE DAYS

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KiD iF...

YOU CAN SiNG THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRiNCE OF BEL AiR"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN iT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTiNG UP ON A SATURDAY MORNiNG TO WATCH LiVE & KiCKiNG OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRiNGE AT SOME POiNT iN YOUR CHiLDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READiNG AND WATCHiNG "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTiC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHiS

YOU STiLL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KiMBERLY, THE PiNK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. <3

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEiRD ALIEN THAT LiVED IN GOOEY STUFF iN A PLASTiC 'POD' AND THOUGHT iF YOU STUCK 2 OF THEM BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORiGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FiREMAN SAM AND NiNJA TURTLES.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANiE BABiES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BiSCUiTS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STiCK ON EARRiNGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAiD.

YOU REMEMBER THE TiME BEFORE LiTERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXiSTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAiN FROM "PiNKEY AND THE BRAiN" WOULD FiNALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

2 WORDS, SPiCE GiRLS.

THE FIFTIES GUIDE

1 Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

2 Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

3 Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

4 Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

5 Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

6 Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

7 Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

8 Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

9 Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

10 A good wife always knows her place.

THE MODERN GUIDE

1 Don't waste your time. Unless you answer the door in your underwear, most husbands won't notice whether you're bare faced, made-up, in joggers or haute couture.

2 Collect all the c**p he left lying about the night before and hide it under the duvet on his side of the bed as a surprise and a lesson in housekeeping. Hide all your new purchases of shoes, etc behind the bathroom cleaning products as this cupboard is invisible to all men.

3 In winter, build a makeshift bonfire of his "adult" magazines and enjoy the warm glow you feel.

4 Bribe the children to beg daddy to do bath time and bed time stories so you can relax with a glass of wine and pretend you're still single. Explain to him that, amazingly kitchen appliances can also be operated by men and if the noise of the washing machine bothers him, he can spend the evening enjoying silence in the garage.

5 Anything above "Oh it's you" will do although you get extra points for a brief, "How was your day?" and a minimum of eye-rolling and depressed sighing. Anything more enthusiastic will arouse suspicion.

6 Let him drone on while you fantasise about Sawyer from Lost. This will have the happy side-effect of putting a smile on your face which your husband will presume is due to his fascinating monologue.

7 Just be grateful he won't realise you didn't come home either and count this as lucky he doesn't know what you were up to last night.

8 Avoid at all costs going near his feet, particularly if he's not just had a shower. The toxic fumes are likely to melt your eyebrows while you run the risk of the always amusing (to him) "While you're down there..." comment.

9 Remember he is a man and will deaf-ear any suggestion that he hasn't the faintest idea what he's talking about. Sadly men's fragile egos need constant boosting so nod and agree, even if you're sniggering inside. There is no point in questioning him.

10 A real wife knows her husband's place.