Idea no 1
Stock up freezer
Idea no 2
Go away to other halves for a couple of weeks
Dumb idea No 1
Forget to check freezer door is shut prpoerly and come home to half frozen , smelly , half melted and half frozen freezer.
Still now i know what really ripe meat smells like.
DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self -
go back into padded cell and bang head hard against will , repeat until unable to see wall.

A prayer for those who are absent,
for those who cannot speak ,
for those not at home,
away or missing from friends,

We hope you have shelter, we hope you have warmth,
we hope you have plenty to drink, and plenty to eat,
For those in danger , we hope you are safe after its passed by ,
for those lot we hope you find your way home,
safe and sound to wherever home is.

For those who present that danger, or prevent loved ones from coming home,
we hope you seek solace in the anguish you cause,
Oh and a personal note from him upstairs , he says your not getting in but someone else got a big fire stoked up waiting for ya and lots of dirty jobs needing doing like crushing rocks with a toffee hammer and the like.

if you see an oppertunity- take it
if you get a hunch - heed it
if you need something - get it
if you want something - take it
if you like it - hold onto it
if you need something a lot - grab it and fight for it
if you love something - fight for it until you can fight no more