Sam Ozzy <samzcool1>
"^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V"


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Flying, Squirty, obese foreskin blow twat.

dropped from the sky:><> 28 november

been round the sun:><> 14 times

learn nothing (lol) at:><> maidtone grammer

play football for:><> paddock wood fc

look at life through:><> binoculars (retard?) blue eyes

spikes up:><> blonde hair


stuff I HATE!!!!:
High school musical (first on the list :@ fucking hate it), headmaster, some teachers, skool, proper emos and goths, when I play shit at football (no not all the time for those gumbies out there:P ), when my hair is shit or really fucked up, BT broadband lol, parents that are really gay and act like you are 5 and girls parents that protect their daughters like they are llike a fucking 999999999999999999 pound note and if you say somink like nob then they get all streesy and force you to dump her...
GOD I FUCKING HATE THEM
And those girls parents who spy on the daughters and get all stressy over NO SHIT AT ALL...
God i hate them all :P

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Sam Ozzy's URL
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Member Since
December 2006

Sam Ozzy says:

"Dwaddy says am spethal :D " (34 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

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Mike.Airmax
Being random chum :P

Sammmy :)
Guess Who ;) Oh yes .. its your wonderful girlfriend BRAAP :L ( chinese brap :P ) we meet a few days before christmas .. and well unfortunatly met thro someone retardish but yeah they put us together so thats good thing :) not all bad :L .. when i met you in town . i was like WOoooaaah FIT as :) even tho u thought my eyes were wide apart . our convos on msn got alot more revealing .. and intresting .. even secrets came out :O :L . i started to relise that actually i fancyy you. . and tar dar .. look where we are now . oh wait your in france and im stuck here (N) but with a poool to cool me off :D right anyway . im babbaling on .. i really do love you .. i dont think i have loved anyone as much as i have loved you. your my world .. iloveyou babee x BECKIEE :)
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Football, Badminton, Swimming Chelsea
Scared Of
Retards, Michael Jackson?
MY life :D
football, mates, sainsbury's :P , music, sport, badminton, FOOTBALL BOOTS :P , chatting nicely to girls :P (depends who it is though). BEING RANDOM WITH MICHAEL :D

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  • wow these tests are fun (only if your really bored and you wanna just die of bordem)

    theres this website click on the links and do stuff like see how much your ded body is worth and stuff its kinda funny the iq test is bollocks coz apparently im in the top 1% of all people that have taken the test with and i have an IQ of 146 thats a load of bullshit surely


    lol its changed now im 146! not 139 now im in the top 1% or something :S it says Exceptionally Gifted :P

    ahhhhhh i cant be that nerdy?? nooooo :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

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  • this is awsome it tells you the value of your dead body HA HA

    www.cadaverforsale.com

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  • do my blog!!

    TAKE THE FIRStLETTER IN YOUR 1ST NAME:
    A: I licked
    B: I bit
    C: I sucked
    D: I moved
    E: I rubbed
    F: I smelt
    G: I did anal with

    H: I blew
    I: I stopped
    J: I Photographed
    K: I turned on
    L: I shoved
    M: I tickled
    N: I munched
    O: I turned off
    P: I set light to

    Q: I twisted
    R: I gobbed on
    S: I chucked up on
    T: I looked at
    U: I walked on
    V: I kicked
    W: I played with
    X: I fucked
    Y: I did 69er with

    Z: I glared at

    :TAKE DE DAY WEN U WER BORN ON:
    1: The queen
    2: A horse
    3: A dildo
    4: A butt plug
    5: A teacher
    6: A car exhaust

    7: Michael Jackson
    8: A male striper
    9: A pikey
    10: An ugly fat kid
    11: Tony Blair
    12: A cheeseburger
    13: A slut
    14: My dad
    15: An adult toy

    16: A plaster
    17: A paint brush
    18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
    19: A wig
    20: A Flute
    21: An old man
    22: A fish
    23: A mammal
    24: A carrot

    25: A pubic hair
    26: A bogey
    27: A pencil sharper
    28: A school tie
    29: Some used loo-roll
    30: Some Y- fronts with skids
    31: A fit model

    :NOW TAKE DE 1ST LETTER OFF UR LAST NAME

    A: For money
    B: For fun
    C: Because I’m loved
    D: And hated it
    E: To pass time
    F: For a bet
    G: Because I wanted to
    H: Because it was dry
    I: For a free pencil

    J: To get onto a game show
    K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
    L: And loved it
    M: For a pet monkey
    N: Because I was horny
    O: For a free cuddly toy
    P: To win a Ferrari
    Q: So I could get a boob job
    R: For a hob nob<br>

    S: To win X-factor
    T: All for pleasure
    U: For a laugh
    V: Because my pet hamster was dying
    W: For £100000
    X: To skip school
    Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
    Z: So people will talk about me


    WHAT DID IT SAY ABOUT YOU LET ME KNOW LOL

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  • Weekend Wars
    Weekend Wars

    come on msn you tit ;D

    13 hours ago
  • Dunk
    Dunk

    hi
    how did we do in the foooty tournament
    sorry i wasnt there i was relyy il
    i havent eaten anything for 33 hours, only drunk water :)
    how have u beeen

    cya later :)
    wb

    3 weeks ago
  • Kristen.
    Kristen.

    Hiyaaa Sam
    I aint left a comment on your bebo so i thort i wuld sai

    Hii


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    lol yoo okay ?

    x

    19 weeks ago
  • E'
    luv E'

    i dont like you babe,
    i kinda love you so much babyyy xxx

    22 weeks ago
  • E'
    E'

    i would give you love babe, but dont have any left.
    i love you so so so much to xxxxxxx

    22 weeks ago
  • E'
    luv E'

    i love you xxxxxxx

    22 weeks ago
  • E'
    luv E'

    i love you. i love you. i love you. i love you.

    22 weeks ago
  • E'
    luv E'

    i love you rather a lot babe. thanks for everything that you've done for me recently, it means so much babe. i cant wait to see you tomorrow, miss you loads baby. i love you so much babe; forever xo


    p.s; single are we now?;) :O

    23 weeks ago
  • E'
    E'

    you love your football boots, more than your own girlfriend.
    but i love my ipod+phone more than i love my boyfriend.
    so ha.;)

    i love you babyyy[L]

    23 weeks ago
  • Lauren Olivia Tucker
    Lauren Olivia Tucker

    heya babe.
    emma is like asleep:L .
    and im like ladged.:L
    ahha
    ly x

    24 weeks ago
  • E'
    luv E'

    i love you too babes x

    24 weeks ago
  • -Liissa-Louiise'-
    -Liissa-Louiise'-

    There
    was
    this girl
    and she
    was with
    her friend.


    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.


    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.


    It had creatures in the background and
    the man looked like a psycho.


    She started laughing with her friend
    commenting on how ugly he was.


    Right then, an instant message came
    up. It said:


    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?


    XxLoVemExX: What?


    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.


    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


    SatanStalker: I know. I know when
    people look at my MySpace.


    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
    any sense, how?


    SatanStalker: I just do.


    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
    girls like you.


    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
    might say.


    At the time the girl was wearing high
    shorts.

    She started to pull them down a little
    bit to cover what ever she could.


    Her and her friend started to get
    worried now.


    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
    start

    30 weeks ago
  • Kristen.
    Kristen.

    hiyaaa
    do yooo no jakeeee mummery
    x

    33 weeks ago
  • Molly'Helen
    Molly'Helen

    Hiiyaa........!
    Yuu Okaii......?
    Wubu2......?
    Scribble Back.....!X

    35 weeks ago
  • Lizzie X
    luv Lizzie X

    Heya xxx
    xxx do u remeber me now lool xxxxx
    its funni coz jake does lol
    so wubu2 latly then lol
    x x x x x x x

    36 weeks ago
  • Ali B
    Ali B

    hiya sam you added me lol
    cya at skool

    37 weeks ago
  • Mateusz S
    Mateusz S

    NAW BITCH I CHANGED MY MIND I ENJOY TREATIN U LIKE THE HOE U ARE!!!OMG U NASTY TRICK U MESSED UP!!!COMMIN ON MY DAMN PAGE TAWKIN SHIT IM ON YO SHITTY PAGE TELLIN DA TRUTH!!! HAHA U SUCH A SCARED HOE!! BES B HAPPY YO ASS N DA SHITTY PLACE U IN U DONT KNO ME MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!

    39 weeks ago
  • Jimmy
    Jimmy

    hey sam,

    hows your new computer

    hope its amazing :D

    lol XD

    41 weeks ago
  • RawwR.
    RawwR.

    hey sam

    yHoo okai???

    wubu2???

    wb x

    lOve yHoo<3
    xxx

    43 weeks ago