Kyle Is Better Than You <ryzaria>
"Richard is my Master and the most awesome lover!!!"


My name's Kyle Joseph Magnus Walker, and with my lack of internet, I feel dead.

But it's okay. Cause I'm fucking Kyle Walker. =)

2009 To Do List (all the cool kids have one)
Nixonfest
Finish college
Save up money over summer
See Emilie (9th to 16th June, BITCHES <3)
Pretend to care about exam results
Sayonarafest
Go to university
See Green Day (</3)
See Eddie Izzard (<3)
Meet a giant fish
FUCK ITS BRAINS OUT
LIKE A BOSS

>_>

=D

~Kay DoubleYou

And a note from Emilie: Kyle's awesome. I love him. =)

Kyle Is Better Than You says:

"At Debra's with Richard and, shockingly enough, Debra. We've just sent Natalie drink-driving for coke. OH THE MIRTH. Obtw, seven days. =D <3" (3 days ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Gerard The Great
Geddy-boo! =D He just needs a hug. And vodka.

Emilie
Proof that the Union of the Crowns wasn't all bad. Love despite distance, time, relentless boaby jokes and alcoholism. Ain't too shabby. <333 (30/8/08 - PRESENT =OO)
CHUMS
Are fucking awesome. =D
Gender   Age
Male19
Last ActiveProfile Views
3 days13257 times
Share the LuvRelationship Status
283
In a Relationship
Hometown
Inverness
Kyle Is Better Than You's URL
http://www.bebo.com/ryzaria
Member Since
May 2005

close Big Photo

Want a Big Photo on your profile?
Updated April 13 03:52 PM

close Video Box

help

Digital Camera Kyle 250

close Blog

  • Another Quiz of Epic Questions. =O

    All you have to do is copy, paste, and fill it in. What could be easier?
    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Could you ever love me?
    6. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    7. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    8. Describe me in one word?
    9. What was your first impression of me?
    10. Do you still think the same?
    11. What reminds you of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do you know me (if in doubt take the quiz)?
    14. What do you like best about me?
    15. When was the last time you saw me?
    16. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
    17. Anything to say before you go?
    18. Are you going to post this on your blog and see what I think of you?

    10 Comments 317 days

  • A Quiz of Epic Boredom (stolen off half the intarwebz)

    Three Q Quiz
    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
    1. Play on stage.
    2. Go travelling.
    3. Have a relationship that's not a planecrash. xD

    THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
    1. Kyle
    2. Feet
    3. "Oi, prick"

    THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. Eyes
    2. Hair
    3. Ahahahaha Hands

    THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
    1. Scottish
    2. My mother was born in Germany. >_> Yay army kids. =O
    3. Well, Scottish are descended from the Irish, technically...=D

    THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
    1. Heights
    2. Eggs (not so much scare me, as physically repulse, but they're much and such the same thing, tbh)
    3. Being alone

    THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
    1. MP3 Player
    2. Phone
    3. Witty banter! =D

    THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
    1. Underwear. Duh. xD
    2. My ring.
    3. Trousers.

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
    1. Tool
    2. Smashing Pumpkins
    3. System of a Down

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
    1. Stinkfist - Tool
    2. Aerials - System of a Down
    3. Gravity - Dresden Dolls

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
    1. A similar sense of humour
    2. Intelligence
    3. Keira Knightley Trust. >_> xD

    TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
    1. I've pulled more guys than most of my female friends
    2. I'm rarely seen without my hat
    3. I don't consider myself a nice person

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
    1. Playing my geetarz.
    2. Partying with my friends.
    3. Reading. <333

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
    1. Smoke.
    2. Party.
    3. You. =)

    THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
    1. Rock star (living the dream, baybeh. >_>)
    2. Journalist
    3. Script writer/editor

    THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
    1. Holland
    2. Canada
    3. Japan

    THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
    1. Kyle, obviously. xD
    2. Alex (for both genders, but particularly female. Alexandria = win. xD)
    3. Shamus. =O

    THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
    1. I love a good bitch.
    2. I hate fighting.
    3. I like cleanliness.

    THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
    1. I have a cock. xD
    2. I'm constantly thinking about, saying or doing filthy things.
    3. I'm good at guarding my emotions to most people.

    2 Comments 336 days

  • Kyle Tells It How It Is: Volume 3

    Welcome back, my readers, and welcome to another instalment of “KYLE TELLS IT HOW IT IS”, my little attempt at entertainment on Bebo by brutally insulting anything that does not conform to my world image. Last time we looked at MySpace, the disgusting whores that populate it, and the lengths they would go to in order to gain a thin veneer of internet popularity. Full of vitriol and satirical rage, it was nevertheless light hearted and, hopefully, hilarious.

    However, this article is about something that I do love, and yet hate so much. A lot of my friends do it, you can't do it in public places and it's inappropriate for small children to do it (yet a lot of them do it anyway).

    Yes, it's obviously smoking.

    …what did you think, you filthy bastards?

    (ok, I lied last time)

    Volume 3: Smoking, Smokers and Non-Smokers
    or: *cough hack wheeze ARRRRRGH dead*

    Don't you just hate it when a smoker is lecturing somebody? "Don't start, it's a filthy habit, I would quit but I'm too addicted." God, it's like Hitler telling the BNP they're a teensy bit racist. If you hate smoking so much, for God's sake get help. Go to the Doctor's. Get a nicorette. Fucking duct-tape your mouth shut. I'd go for the latter option myself. Not only does it stop you from smoking, it means you can shut your whiny traps as well.

    Don't get me wrong, a part of me does despise smoking. It costs far too much, it will probably kill me before I achieve my goal of dying of a sex related heart attack with Keira Knightley, and it does lead to a certain degree of remarks along the lines of "YOU GONNA DIE" from complete strangers. And I'd be the first to admit that I smoke far too much. I really do, and that's not healthy.

    And yet…fuck it, I love it.

    I don't care about dying ten years before my time. I don't care about the comments, the forced coughing that makes them sound like somebody with terminal bronchial problems, and I don't care about the cost (because I get cheap tobacco, suckers! =D). Because there is nothing, NOTHING that I have found that reduces my stress levels so much like a cigarette.

    I love the feeling of sipping coffee, reading a book, browsing the net, anything you can think of, all with a cigarette in my hand. There's just something so relaxing about it. You just lose yourself in the inhalation, the warmth flooding down your throat, and then…exhale. Watching the smoke writhing, forming into patterns, and then you get to do it all over again with another draw. It's heaven.

    Also, I love the atmosphere of a smoking section. You're outside the pub, having a fag, and you just start chatting with people. You meet new people over something as trivial as a request for a lighter. And then you go back upstairs and see the non smokers sitting there complaining about smoking. All with dour expressions. You're there with a big grin on your face, because the nice man or woman you lent a lighter to and then spent five minutes chatting has just asked for your number. And yes, that has happened to me. It’s a great feeling. =D

    It's true. Smokers just wanna have fun. (Now that'd be a good song...)

    However, I cannot help but feel that I am being made to feel guilty by non smokers, despite all I have done to appease them. Despite me asking, always very politely, if I can smoke in their house, despite me following the ban on public smoking in public places, despite all of this they still complain. "Why would you put those filthy toxins in your body?" "Why would you endanger us all?" "WHY KYLE WHY?"

    Because I can. Because I love it. And because passive smoking on one occasion is about as dangerous as arm wrestling a mouse.

    So why do people persist in bitching and moaning? It's not like I break into their house, tie them to their bed and then blow smoke deliberately in their faces before forcing their kids to start. I just smoke. I smoke when I'm outside, I smoke when I'm in my own house, a

    4 Comments 339 days

close Quizzes

close Polls

close Gaia Virtual Lounge

close Truth Box

What do you really think about me?
Your message is completely anonymous. Nobody will ever find out!
Kyle has 31 anonymous messages in the box.

close Whiteboard

close Lifestream

Kyle Is Better Than You says "At Debra's with Richard and, shockingly enough, Debra. We've just sent Natalie drink-driving for coke. OH THE MIRTH. Obtw, seven days. =D <3"
  3 days ago
me too!
Kyle Is Better Than You is friends with <DanielleM15975>.
  3 days ago
Kyle Is Better Than You is friends with Lucy Toni Orton Teale.
  3 days ago
N Y C / Inverness
Female, 19
"I'm Lu I Will Always Be Lu No Wait I..."
Steven Ward drew a whiteboard for Kyle Is Better Than You.
  6 days ago
Kyle Is Better Than You says "MOTHERFUCKIN' TWELVE DAYS HOBAGBITCHES."
  6 days ago
me too!
Kyle Is Better Than You is friends with <Sarahincolour>.
  6 days ago
Kyle Is Better Than You is friends with Marc McPherson.
  6 days ago
Inverness
Male, 17
"Hey! *waves* I'm Marc! Im 15, 16 in No..."

close Comments

  • Kerri
    Kerri

    Well hello there! :-D x

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Natalie Campbell
    luv Natalie Campbell

    'Lobster people, Lobster people. Taste like lobster, talk like people..'

    Are anymore words actually needed?

    (I found it on my page btw..)

    Just know, its ON now. ¬¬

    =]

    2 days ago
  • Raralara
    luv Raralara

    Mmmm pimp shrimp

    3 days ago
  • Digger R
    Digger R

    Hey could you vote for us to win battle4bella. just go to http://www.nessmp3.com/battle4bella/.... vote for jiggily stuff thanks guys

    4 days ago
  • Kathryn
    luv Kathryn

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    You still at the pub?

    6 days ago
  • Emilie
    luv Emilie

    Yeah, I got a passport. I have to carry it around all the time anyway because I always get ID'ed.

    Love you too. <3

    6 days ago
  • Kirstyy
    Kirstyy

    Alright beyyyyy
    Not many days till uni now
    fucking bricking ittt
    how you doing anyway ya stud muffin?
    xxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Callum Murdoch
    Callum Murdoch

    JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! epperson

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Ryan Golder
    Ryan Golder

    comin to the gig on Thursday at hatters????

    going to be maaaaaaaaaaad!!! Jocasta Sleeps are playing they really good

    and its our singers first gig so come and u get man love

    1 week ago
  • Emilie
    Emilie

    My parents say they won't buy the tickets until they speak to your mum.
    So yeah, I need your house phone number and a time when it would be convenient to call. Then it's all sorted.
    Love you. <3

    1 week ago
  • The Don
    luv The Don

    if carlsberg made gay skins you would have a carlsberg one. just cause its the gayest and ya diddnae pick up my bottle!

    2 weeks ago
  • Raralara
    luv Raralara

    Waaaah did you text me the other day? I thought I dreamt it for some reason, but if not unfortunately I cant make it! Wish I could though. Meh. Hows you pimp shrimp? x

    2 weeks ago
  • Kathryn
    Kathryn

    Ok we will see you then bitch

    2 weeks ago
  • Kathryn
    Kathryn

    Hey no credit sorry
    Yeah Me and david are up for saturday
    What's the plan?

    2 weeks ago
  • Shaithis Ferenczy
    Shaithis Ferenczy

    merry christmas sir, gig went fine apart from a minor sound issue :) not too sure about rosemarkie cos im workin this weekend, if u can send me saturday n sunday bus times to and from rosemarkie i might be able to attend, u bring the rope and gags, ill bring the rohypnol xxxxxxxxxxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Emilie
    luv Emilie

    It had better be okay, my parents have booked the IOW ferries for those dates now :/

    3 weeks ago
  • Kirstyy
    Kirstyy

    You alrightt boy?
    xxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Lee
    Lee

    DOCTOR WHO. THERE'S NO BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE!

    EpicFailGirl comes to the rescue.. xD

    3 weeks ago
  • Emilie
    Emilie

    How about Thursday 9th to Thursday 16th?

    My parents want to speak to your mum to check it's okay.

    3 weeks ago
  • Emilie
    luv Emilie

    And persuade your mum... But yeah, I'll bring it up over dinner.

    3 weeks ago