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- Paul is an actor/comedian/film-maker based in Scotland.
He regularly hosts Paul Dundee's Comedy Quiz Show, as seen on tv,
and is still writing a comedy play and a musical.
Paul is turning thirty soon and is running away to New York, because that's what 30 somethings do don't they?
If/When he returns he will continue to work at Reptile46 Productions and plans to do as much theatre/TV work as possible til the end of this year.
Bookings for comedy, themed evenings, murder mysteries and Quiz Show are still being taken.
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I'm writing a book
MY BOOK IDEA
By
Paul Dundee
Copyright Paul Dundee 2008
Chapter One
I’m gonna write a book!
How hard can it be?
You just come up with an idea, write it down and Bob’s your aunties’ husband.
You just come up with an idea… just come up with an idea…come up with an idea…up with an idea…with an idea… an idea…idea?
I’m gonna make a cup of tea; I know I can do that! I’ll be back in 5 mins!
3 days later…
Right!
An idea… what can I write about?
Whatever it is, it has to be entertaining, gripping, worthy of its place in literary history… a best seller… I just need a subject, a topic, a ground breaking original idea… there it is again, that bloody word that seems to haunt me whenever I’m getting somewhere, up it pops to laugh in my face…idea.
It’s quite ironic, the word used most in this new masterpiece, eleven uses so far of the word idea, twelve now, and I still don’t have a single one!
4 days later…
What have I read recently?... Freddie Mercury by peter freestone, all peter freestone did was write down his memories of nights out he’d had with Freddie mercury and Robert’s your mum’s brother, he’s got a best seller, I could do that, just not with the Freddie Mercury bit, but I can write about some of my drunken nights out, well, actually, to be fair people might not be all that interested in my hazy memories of nights out I’ve had with my mates, come to think of it, I wouldn’t be too interested in reading about nights out I’ve had with the degenerates I call friends. Nope. No memories of nights out in my book.
What else have I read? 101 things you need to know, and some you don’t… a book full of useless facts, not one of these things you need to know is of any use in the real world, except the one that tells you how to make the perfect paper aeroplane, that was pure genius. Ok, I can compile a list of 101 things you really need to know, for example, FACT:- If you don’t want to waste £5 on something you really don’t need, don’t buy 101 things you need to know, oops! There goes my marketing plan. Nope. No lists of useless information in my book.
I’ll put some toast on, that’ll fill the hole and then on with this bestseller!
1 year 6 months and 4 days later…
What’s this hiding in this file?... IDEA by Paul Dundee… I remember writing this… God, was I really gonna try to write a book? What was I thinking? Well obviously not a hell of a lot.
Hey! I’ve just had a cracking idea, I’ll post this on the internet and let people send in their ideas for how my book should go, then put together all those ideas and get them published as a how to write a book kind of thing, so here goes…
Please add your ideas for a book below and the best ones will make it onto my IDEAS FOR A BOOK notepad, then I will use the ideas posted to try to write the next bit of my book…
Oh and by the way, TERMS AND CONDITIONS,
If you post any ideas on this site please start your post with the words USE THIS PAUL, IT’S YOURS, FREE…
That way if I do get this book published I don’t have to go to court to say I owe you guys anything, but I will give 100% credit if I do use any of your ideas…. Thanks.
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QUEEN BABY!!!
I'm going to see Queen!
I'll let that sink in....
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The Number of the Beast.
Just checked my bebo page today, October 31st, Halloween, and realized that 616 people have viewed my site to date, 616 is the number of the beast, not 666 as many people believe, so there you go. 616 on halloween..mmmmmm1 Comment 754 days
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Hiya how's you?
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I've been leading a boring life!
Work, work, work
I've sent you a few texts, to see how you're doin?
what you been upto? and where you been hiding?
I have an idea. Write a diary of each day that passes. Exaggerate everything by at least 10%. That in itself should be a good read. But if there is an opportunity to throw in a murder or something all the better. One of the most affecting books I read in the last 12 months was about a heroin user. For your first book, I say stick to what you know. That engages more than anything and don't think people won't want to read it cause people do. Just exaggerate everything to the point of either tragic or comic. It will work and I know you have it in you.
Omg where was my birthday luv.......noted
Hiya hun how's you? Dunno if you received my texts as phone is (as we say in Dundee) rubbered! Several flights of stairs saw to that! No smirking but may have fractured wrist as well.....and I was sober! What you been upto? wasn't sure if you fancied the rocky horror(next year) sent you text about it..There's about 25 of us going! Might still be able to get tix at a push
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hey paul how are you was good to catch up withyou on thursday here are some photos for you i have put the rest on my page feel free to take any you want take care mate speak to you soon
Hiya am on the mend cheers
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How's you?
Have broken mobile phone..joy of joys!
Should have substitute phone up and running by tomo.
Been working in glasgow this week, not helping cold lol.
You about this weekend?
you feeling any better yet?
Alright sweet cheeks!!
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You coming out to play with me this weekend?
Am out Fri and Sat
Helllooooo!!!!
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I'm back
What you been upto?
Gimme the goss
Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Have a great day!
LOL Boo yersel!
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How's you?
sorry been a bebo slut no luv left
Hey dude, what is the craic? Coupla more plays coming up...plus playin' Antigone for the festival...lovely shtuff! No money or job at the mo means no credit or contact or dundee trips am so fucking fed up finding it pretty difficult getting jobs in Edinburgh!! Anything doing with ya at the mo? X
hey paul. how are you? how was the counting house the other night after chris and i left? gutted i had to leave. public transport just isn't what it used to be....or ever has been!
good on you.
See now I have gone you have loads of free time.
Yuo better have an office not at your grans or in the corner of your room when I get back.
You also need a backroom/ storage room for props for actors- will keep your costs down in the long run
Hiya hun hows you?
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Good weekend?
Well need to get together for catch up
Sorry have been bebo slut no luv left, well send some soon
Ha ha ha.
June may never happen.
Am on the hunt for my Jewish husband tomorrow. lol.
Sorry my dear, I ment the bakery
oh my Riley boy
How I miss him so.
Have been stalking dogs over here and been into way too many pet shops for someone without a pet. lol.
Audition me? That sounds dirty. lol. I miss Clarks.lol
I demand a link on reptile46, lol
You will then have someone on your books stateside
Heya Dundee face, whats goin doon in the toon? Am in twa shows next month....if ye are ever in Edinburgh!....Hows tourin malarkiness? XX