Silken Floss <paddymc2005>
"You are your own rainbow!"


My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

Silken Floss says:

"shape of new bebo" (5 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Trudi
She sliced me off a piece of that hog head cheese

steamin
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  • Quiz stole of Big G

    Just answer the following honestly - dnt b afraid ur gona offend ne1

    1) If you HAD to be locked in a prison cell with ONE person, who would that be?

    2) If you HAD to lock SOMEONE in a prison cell, who would that be?

    3) Which of your friends is the most embarrassing?

    4) Have you ever honestly LOVED someone?

    5) Have you ever honestly HATED someone?

    6) What is your most annoying habbit?

    7) Who is your BEST friend? ONE PERSON

    8) Have you ever had a dream you really shouldn't have? Details necessary

    9) Have you ever told someone you loved them, but didn't mean it?

    10) Have you ever been with someone, but wanted to be with someone else?

    11) Have you ever went with someone simply for the sake of it?

    12) Have you ever lied to your best friend, just to protect them?

    13) Have you ever fallen in love, but never told anyone about it?

    14) Have you ever lied to someone, just to get what you wanted?

    15) If you could be someone else, who would it be?

    1 Comment 90 days

  • why?

    Carly:
    note de self leave this fuckin film de load for 939 hours 2moro

    Me:
    what ones it?
    rug munchers 9?

    Carly:
    muff divers 6 actually
    Me:

    ah ..classic
    Carly:

    mmmmm the script so much better than 4 and 5 were.....
    eugh youkuuuuuuu!

    Me:
    i can actually fell there real love through the tittie bouncin

    Carly:
    me too!! then thers the magical fisting seen, i tear up every time like!!

    Me:
    i kno you can just feel how much strugle and hardship they over came to get there!
    Carly whats wrong wey us ? hahah

    Carly:
    EVERYTHING.

    Me:
    hahahah
    am puttin this on bebo

    Carly:
    nawwwwwwww why paddy!!

    Me:
    hahaha

    2 Comments 143 days

  • The other half quiz

    1- What's their name? Trudi bubba Kee
    2 - Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend? aye me
    3 - Would you go to Disneyland with them? aye! sesh!
    4 - How old were you when you first met ? amm 11
    5 - Do you know their secrets? do i not
    6 - Is this person older than you? aye
    7 - When was the last time you saw this person? Yesterday !
    8 - Are you related to this person? nopes
    10 - Are you their b/f or g/f? aye
    11 - Do you have a nickname for each other? Rat / dick
    12 - Do you have pics of this person on your bebo? Aye loads
    13 - How many times do you talk to this person ? usually every day
    14 - Do you think this person will repost this on their bebo ? mabye
    15 - Could you live with this person? Aye! sesh house!
    16 - Why is this person your other half? cause were the same person only shes got a Dick and ive got a Puss
    17 - Have you seen this person cry? ayep
    18 - Do you know this persons middle name? AYE :D
    19 - Have you ever been shopping with this person? Aye
    20 - Have you ever had a sleepover with this person? aye..usually steamin K.O
    21 - Have you ever made something with this person? a weine
    22 - Have you ever gave this person something? aye like haha
    23 - Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? Probably...aye defs
    24 - Do you know everything about this person? everything ever
    25 - Does this person have a job? naw :(
    26 - Does this person have you as their other half? aye they have to?
    27 - Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever? ye never kno!
    28 - Now say something only you and this person will understand? ammmm jesus ive gone blank...amm..........my ginny grin!?
    29 - Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person? Aye
    30 - Have you and your other half fought before? not battered each other like
    31 - Is your other half on drugs? probibly
    32 - Does this person drink alcohol? never! pioneers !
    34 - Have you and your other half made up a hand shake? Naw
    35 - Have you and your other half done prank calls together? Naw actually
    36 - Have you ever seen this person dance? Yup
    37 - Have you ever seen this person sing? aye were tragic :(
    38 - Do you and this person have a certain saying? go wey me!
    39 - Do you know this persons bebo password? nope
    40 - Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with? modelmayhem in general just
    41 - Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted? naw or we wouldnt be mates?
    42 - Does this person have a dog? Hamish! :D
    43 - Does this person go on the computer often? Aye
    44 - Have you and this person gone clubbing? course
    46 - Do you talk a lot to this person? Aye
    47 - Have you licked this person? aye hahah
    48 - Has this person yelled at you? Probably
    49 - Have you and this person got into a fist fight? naw
    50 - How much do you love this person? i hate her :)

    0 Comments 278 days

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  • Rachizzle Melizzle
    luv Rachizzle Melizzle

    up the bnp!!!!

    goni ring you soon & force your ma to jog up 2 flights of stairs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
     !!


    niggers out

    1 week ago
  • Marie-Clare
    Marie-Clare

    aye suppose the cheaper the better the more drunk! :D x

    1 week ago
  • Marie-Clare
    Marie-Clare

    after oxegen when i can afford to socialize again hows about me + you + bottle of jegameister get that night of drunken fun we discussed a while back? xx

    1 week ago
  • Paul Nicholls
    Paul Nicholls

    only sometimes? haha

    3 weeks ago
  • Paul Nicholls
    Paul Nicholls

    haha everytime i see u yr drunk haha

    3 weeks ago
  • Kevin Harkin
    luv Kevin Harkin

    push me
    and then just
    touch me
    til i can
    get my
    satisfaction

    3 weeks ago
  • JODY HAS A HITLIST
    JODY HAS A HITLIST

    Hey!

    We are Jody Has A Hitlist. If you don't know of us already come have a listen, let us know what you think + add if you like :D

    PEACE
    -jhah

    4 weeks ago
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    luv Nanglebangle

    nearly peed myself at ure profile pic x

    7 weeks ago
  • Lisa Rankin
    Lisa Rankin

    lovin the profile pic pady
    tis sweet

    7 weeks ago
  • Dáire Dee
    luv Dáire Dee

    Paddy. Is that profile foto at all necessary?! Writing beside it though, so true. So hurtfully and mentally scaringly true :(

    7 weeks ago