OMG is a new open mike night for Glasgow where your old self supplies the material! We want to hear YOU read your old diary entries, lovesick poetry and heartfelt letters live before an audience. Want to read? Our next night's on Sunday 7th September, at Offshore, Gibson St., Glasgow at 8pm. Fancy it?


"Hmm...maybe. What do I have to do if I want to perform?"

Contact us and reserve a spot at OMG! You'll get five minutes to read something from your past that will embarrass you and amuse the rest of us.


"I don't know...it sounds a lot like everyone's going to be laughing at me."

Laughing WITH you more like. Bring some friends on the night if you like...either way you'll be in good company.


"I'll do it, but only if I can make some stuff up and pretend it's from my diary."

Sorry, it has to be 100% genuine vintage angst.


"Reading from my old diary in front of people for cash? Cool! See you there!"

Great! Oh, and there's no cash. But you do get a badge.