Chris Robertson <NoDisintegrations>
"Scourge of the Outer Rim!"


Hey now! Where you from?! I'm Chris, AKA Jonny A Go-Go, Jonny Lucifer, Jonny Ripper, Hugh Bruise, Johnny Scott; whatever you prefer. I like rock n'roll, Star Wars, comic books, tattoos, booze, weed, good clothes and shoes, horror movies, you get the idea...

I've been in loadsa bands over the years, notably Psycho A Go-Go, Radio Lucifer and The Tijuana Switchblades, as well as the odd solo foray. Spent some time last year in Toronto, Canada and was planning to move there, but I've found myself pretty happy over here just now, so I'm staying for the meantime! Nae`luck fuckers!

I can usually be found in The Moorings, The Bassment or Moshulu, with my lovely lass Amy, buy me a drink, I'll make it worth your while...

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Chris Robertson says:

"Transformers Quiz tonight in the Bassment! 8.30pm - £50 and cinema ticket prizes up for grabs!" (1 week ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Ross T
He's like my big ginger kid.

Music
The Wildhearts, Danko Jones, Guns n'Roses, Sick of It All, QOSTA, The Backyard Babies, The Manic Street Preachers, Metallica, Devin Townsend, Weezer, Motley Crue, The Ramones, The Clash, Fight Paris, Kiss, Groop Dogdrill, Pantera, Gallows, The Hellacopters, NWA, Ice T, OutKast, Husker Du, Jason & The Scorchers, Alabama 3, The Replacements, Johnny Cash, Clam Abuse, Elvis Presley, Neil Leyton, Jeff Buckley, Butch Walker, Ryan Adams, Whiskytown, Caitlin Carey, Prince, Stevie Wonder, The Afghan Whigs, Slash's Snakepit, Antiproduct, The Yo-Yos, The Donnas, The Supersuckers, Deadloss Superstar, Bloodnut, Clutch, Monster Magnet, Soundgarden, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Black Flag, Fugazi, Coheed and Cambria, Cheap Trick, Guitar Wolf, Kanye West, Mastadon, NIN, Rancid, Social Distortion, JSBX, White Zombie...
Films
The Star Wars movies, Fight Club, Wes Anderson stuff, Tarantino, Romero and most zombie movies, manga/anime/cartoons, Westerns, horror in general...
Sports
No thanks.
Scared Of
Fear is a path to The Dark Side, but I am pretty scared of Dave Ross, Leader of the Daleks.
Happiest When
Doing music stuff, partying, hanging out, reading comics, watching movies...
On television...
Battlestar Galactica, The Mighty Boosh, Dr Who, Torchwood, Spaced, Heroes, Lost, Neighbours, Firefly, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, Babylon 5, Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation...
Comics
Preacher, Transmetropolitan, X-men (Chris Claremont era), Star Wars, Wolverine, BSG, Authority, The Boys, Give Me Liberty, Watchmen, V For Vendetta, Spiderman (Todd Macfarlane era), Batman, Hellblazer, 100 Bullets, Savage Dragon...

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  • Stolen from Payal, been a while since I did one of these...

    Useless facts about me!

    What time is it now? 19.28
    * What is your full name? Christopher John Robertson
    * Single or taken?: Very taken
    * What does your name mean? Carrier of Christ
    * What's your nickname?: Numerous
    * Do you have an innie or an outie?: Innie
    * What size are your shoes?: 9
    * How tall (or short) are you?: 5ft 9"
    * What is your worst quality?: Laziness
    * What are the last four digits of your phone number? 0764
    * Do you think you're cute? I'm alright
    * Hair colour? Varies
    * Do you wear contacts?: nope
    * Living Arrangements?: Flat with Jonny and Chris

    *FAVOURITES*~
    * Favourite Drink?: Budvar
    * Favourite Alcoholic Drink?: see above
    * Favourite Month?: May
    * Favourite Food?: Sushi, spicey stuff
    * Favourite Board Game?: Star Wars Monopoly
    * Favourite Clothing Brand?: Suicide Glamour
    * Favourite day of the Year?: B'day
    * Favourite color(s): Black, red
    * Favourite animal?: The mighty forest bear, or wood wasps

    ~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS*~
    * Do u have more boy or girl mates?: Probably boys
    * Who's your best friends?: Amy, my bro, my flatmates
    * Are your parents together? yes
    * How often do you get together with the family? Fairly often
    * Do you tell your parents or your friends more?: Friends
    * Anything special about your parents? Everything about my parents is special

    ~*YES OR NO*~
    * You're a flirt? Yup
    * You're slutty? Nope
    * You're mean?: Sometimes
    * You like someone?: I like lots of people
    * You can keep secrets?: Yup
    * You dance in front of the mirror?: Yup
    * You sing in the shower?: Yup
    * You liked Britney Spears?: I still like her
    * You've seriously hurt someone?: Probably. Hopefully
    * You've been hurt seriously? Yup
    * You get your way?: Not often
    * You willing to try new things?: Always
    * You've cheated on a test?: Yup

    ~*RIGHT NOW*~

    * What are you wearing?: Jeans, Jason Ringenberg t-shirt
    * What are you listening to?: Danko Jones
    * How are you feeling?: Pretty good
    * What are you eating?: Nowt.
    * How many ppl r online?: Dunno
    * How's the weather? Nae bad!
    * What books are you reading? Various Star Wars and BSG comics

    ~*BOYS ONLY*~

    * What kind of cologne do you use?: None
    * whats in your pockets?: Tabs, change
    * Boxers or briefs?: Boxer briefs
    * Blonde or brunette girls?: Brunette
    * Piercings on girls?: Yup, tastefully done
    * Long or short hair on girls?: Depeneds on the girl
    * Good or bad girls?: Bit of both
    * What do you find annoying in girls?: Insecurity
    * What's the first thing you notice about girls: Personality, if one is present
    * Worst Chat up line used!!: Hey, let's knock boots!

    ~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~

    * What was the last movie you saw? Shock Treatment
    * What did you have for dinner?: Nowt
    * What are you hoping for?: A fat cash payout
    * What did you last dream about?: Bizarrely, going to see Fallout Boy!.
    * What was the last thing you ate?: Chocolate
    * If you were a crayon what colour what would you be?: red
    * Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Amy
    * Ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yup
    * Are you too shy to ask someone out?:No. Will this interrogation ever end?
    * Scary movies or happy ending?: Scarey.
    * Summer or winter? summer!
    * Relationships or one night stands?: relationship.
    * Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla.
    * Rugby or Football?: neither.
    * Anything else you want to add?: BSG rulez
    * Time finishing? 19.41

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  • Anyone fancy doing a Hedwig and the Angry Inch tribute band?

    Yo! Any fans of Hedwig fancy trying to put together a band to get dressed uo and do songs from the play? Maybe do a coupl'a gigs? Leave me a message, I'm looking for a lead guitar player, a bassist, a keyboard player, a drummer, and two singers (either boys or girls) to be Hedwig and Yitzak. Lemme know!

    10 Comments 462 days

  • Lazing on a Friday afternoon...

    1. Where is the last place you held hands?
    Dunno, in the street probably, supporting a drunken girl

    2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
    It would depend on the war

    3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
    I have to if I'm sleeping alone, or I won't sleep

    4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
    Yup

    5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
    No, because I'm not a yank, but my general knowledge is pretty good. I'm tasty in a pub quiz

    6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
    I dunno, years maybe...

    7. Are you a fast typer?
    Not especially.

    8. Are you afraid of the dark?
    No, I like the dark

    9. Do you like someone right now?
    I like loadsa people, I'm not some lonely keyboard jockey, right? RIGHT?!

    10. What ended your last relationship?
    I'm not quite sure you could even call it a relationship. A tissue of lies might be more appropriate

    12. Do you knock on wood?
    No, that's dumb. I like the song though.

    13. Are you drinking anything right now?
    Tea, as ever

    14. Do you think you’re smart?
    I know I'm smart, but it's not particularly hard given that the bar for human intelligence is so incredibly low. Laziness is my downfall

    15. Have you ever eaten a bug?
    Not intentionally

    16. Do you miss someone right now?
    My TO friends

    17. What do you want for Christmas?
    Not fussed...clothes, cash....

    18. Do you know the muffin man?
    No, but there's a film called that that I'd quite like to see

    19. Do you talk in your sleep?
    Yup, absolute gibberish by all accounts

    20. Do you remember your 1st crush?
    Yup - Janine Ellis, I used to walk to school with her, she was fucking lovely. Married with kids now...

    21. Have you ever flown a kite?
    Not since childhood

    22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
    A few weeks ago in Hamilton, Ontario. Sorted my dodgey knees out a treat. There's a photo on my profile.

    23. Do you consider yourself successful?
    Not yet.

    24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
    About 30, can't be arsed counting them.

    25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
    Only as a part of a delicious French meal.

    26. Plans for 2MORROW?
    Doss about playing bass and on internet, get wages from Global, DJ backroom in Moshulu

    27. What did you do this past weekend?
    Much the same as this coming weekend, mostly DJing

    28. Miss being at school right now?
    No, I hated school. And University. College doing music was awesome though, I miss that.

    29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
    Can't remember, I'm a lone wolf.

    30. Do you want to be single?
    I am single, and happy about it.

    32. Who’s your hero?
    Ginger Wildheart, Boba Fett, Doctor Who, my folks

    33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
    Nope, I was reasonably well-0behaved at school. At Ellon Academy it was a better idea to keep your head down.

    34. What are you looking forward to?
    Going back to Canada

    35. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours, who would it be?
    Ming the Merciless.

    37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
    No, but I have eaten chocolate-style dog worming treatment. I was fairly ill afterwards.

    38. Can you handle the truth?
    Of course!

    39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
    I never read it.

    40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
    Keys, phone, wallet.

    41. Any cool scars?
    Nothing really cool, but numerous pointless ones.

    42. Are you missing in action?
    No, I go where the action is!

    44. What’s your deepest secret?
    It wouldn't be a secret then, would it?

    45. How often do you talk on the phone?
    Not much, not a massive fan of phones.

    46. Do you believe in love?
    Yeah, but not the smaltzy Hollywood version of romantic love.

    47. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
    Lots of money

    48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
    Face, tits, ass, personality (if one is present)

    49. When

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  • Sandz Bain
    luv Sandz Bain

    fuk! transformers quiz, and i missed it! i was in sein the new film last night aswell!

    ! bastard!

    1 week ago
  • Oggy
    luv Oggy

    happy birthday u old bastard!!! xxx

    7 weeks ago
  • Debbie
    luv Debbie

    remember how you didnt have ANY of my songs last night ....tut tut
    you must download the following for when im drunk and annoy you next time
    kerbdog-dummy crusher
    dirty penny-any song they are a good
    vains of jenna-enemy in me
    i cant remember what else i asked you for, cider got in the way
    go forth anad download!!!!!!!!

    7 weeks ago
  • Richard Bonner
    Richard Bonner

    Hey, Did you find CB4? I remember you asking a few months back?

    9 weeks ago
  • Richard Bonner
    Richard Bonner

    S'up Homes, What is it she is after?

    9 weeks ago
  • Just Lauren.
    Just Lauren.

    So another chris was texting me about Tijuana Switchblades... how very very odd.

    10 weeks ago
  • Just Lauren.
    Just Lauren.

    Yoooou boy, giving me crazy texts and confusing my poor wee brain =[ xx

    10 weeks ago
  • Sandz Bain
    luv Sandz Bain

    yo dude....u got a band at present? funcy gettin sumthin on the go? we could destroy entire civilizations with our rock, if we joined forces! If nae, u know anyone looking for a shredder?

    16 weeks ago
  • Richard Bonner
    Richard Bonner

    Bought it from Play, well playtrade for £5.21!! Unreal watched it today and couldn't stop laughing fucking magic!

    Yeah Yeah I'm licking your balls. Yeah you've got King Kong balls!

    21 weeks ago
  • Shelley Anderson
    luv Shelley Anderson

    Hey was good seeing you!!!!!
    Hope you and amy had a nice night out on sat
    I think i talk too much eh hahaha
    xxx

    21 weeks ago
  • Richard Bonner
    Richard Bonner

    Hey bud. Sorry it's taken a while but it'll have to be a nae from me. I've got holidays the following week for my own birthday!! Have fun though I'm sure you'll manage!!

    21 weeks ago
  • Niall Matthew
    Niall Matthew

    Frack you you fracking frack!!

    At the bit where baltar gives the cylons a nuke in season 2 heh heh awesome!!

    21 weeks ago
  • Danny Stuart
    Danny Stuart

    Aye aye ye big mangina! Dam sounds cool min, but if I'm offshore, I'll be fucked and I cannna afford to miss a trip this year so I'll just have to play it by ear. Best leave me oot the plans and hopefully I'll be hame and can just get a last minute deal which I'll sort meself. As long as I'm onshore tho, I'll definately come along!
    Ye up fer a swally next wik?

    24 weeks ago
  • Danny Stuart
    Danny Stuart

    Dam for your thirtieth??? I'm IN!!!

    25 weeks ago
  • Andrew Robb
    Andrew Robb

    Sounds awesome. It'd depend when though as heading to South Africa possibly June or July.

    25 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Graeme Cowie
    luv Graeme Cowie

    Hells yeah man! Sounds Good!

    25 weeks ago
  • Miss Fliss
    Miss Fliss

    Could do, have to see moneywise and stuff and when my exams are, but I shall have a think for sure! Keep me informed!
    x

    25 weeks ago
  • Richard Bonner
    Richard Bonner

    Possibly, I have holidays in March and Will have holidays in June for the Griley - Vanessa wedding.

    25 weeks ago
  • Danny Stuart
    Danny Stuart

    Hullo handsome.
    Turns oot, I`m stuck on til the 21st so I`ll nae see ye. Hae a fuckin ace time in Manchester tho and I`ll catch ye dans le new year!

    28 weeks ago