1.Taxi driver: hanging out with drunk chicks till all hours of the morning might sound like party central unless you queer a stinking taxi. You're right on the front line of humanity's ugliness, soldiering along between fares as your sanity and driving ability slide down a dead end decline into oblivion. Worse still, you'll develop an opinion about beaded seats, a taste for service station food, and an ear for a.m. Talk back radio. 2. Lollipop guy: the most boring position in top-level motorsport is the bloke who twirls the Lollipop for the drivers during pit stops. Zero fame, glory, riches and credibility, and the action you get is when a Schumacher misses his pit marker and bowls you over like a skittle. So you lug your shit half way across the planet for two eight-second stints of mind-numbing simplicity. Fun. 3. Ambulance driver: While the freedom to speed has its allure, You're always making a journey to a destination of death, despair and misery. There are no fun gigs in driving a meat wagon, ever. Being an 'ambo' is a great gig he you like giving CPR to a paralytic street bum named Alfie who pissed all over himself after downing five casks of budget moselle. At least you get a good parking spot at a hospital. Here you go there is ten in all here are ties first three do this week over the next few weeks there will be more so keep checking back and leave a comment tell me what you think!

Parking inspector: aka brown bomber,aka revenue collecting parking nazi,aka public enemy number one.

ONE
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

TWO
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

THREE
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuckin’ right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

FOUR
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

FiiVE
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No tosser, I paid 10 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the fuckin’ floor.

SiiX
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

SEVEN
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

EiiGHT
When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fuckin’ does!! What can you do that's longer?

NiiNE
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

TEN
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears,

ELEVEN
When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

TWELVE
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

THiiRTEEN
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks..........Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fuckin’ McTosser.

FOURTEEN
When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.