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sEnD ThIs AbOuT!! much luv maddie x.X.x

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Name: Natalie
Birthday: 26th Nov 84
Birthplace: Good old K.D.Y!!
Current Location: As Above!
Eye Colour: Blue - there’s bits of green in there too!
Hair Colour: Randomly Blonde!
Height: 5ft3 (Just right thank you very much!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish if that’s what’s meant!
The Shoes You Wore Today: hmm ma comfy trainers!
Your Weakness: Bags and Rose' wine - no I don’t have a drink problem!
Your Fears: croaking it
Your Perfect Pizza: Don’t eat it thank you very much!
Favourite movie: im a bit of a weirdo so Saw 3 just now but Pulp Fictions classic!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: if I used it probably "LOL" coz there’s nothing much else to say on something so numbingly boring - Get Out More!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: AM I LATE!? Then what will I wear
You’re Best Physical Feature: ooh id rather not talk my bad self up like that!
FaVoRiTe StOrE: Next/River Island or ASOS online but hey!
Your Most Missed Memory: good auld days with wee Ash
Pepsi or Coke:Negative!
MacDonalds or Burger King: DOUBLE NEGATIVE!
Single or Group Dates: HUH?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuck to both and what’s NESTEA!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither - Sickly nonsense.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee, no sugar (im sweet enough!)
Do you Smoke: unfortunately - it keeps me sain.
Do you Swear: F**k sake I try not to!
Do you Sing: Im a superstar don’t ya know!
Do you Shower Daily: aye sometimes twice - very hygeine conscious me ya know!
What perfume do you wear: SJP at the mo (fresh and fruity) and Coco Chanel 'Mademoiselle' - Luscious.
Do you want to go to College: I do - im all for Education (Big Up Tony B!!!)
Do you want to get Married: Do i have to?
Do you believe in yourself: I can fly? yip!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends what’s motivating me!
(I just wanna say at this point that people who fill out these questionnaires for fun really must be bored - im twitching for this to end! and it just aint gonna.........)
Do you think you are Attractive: Total Stunning, Gorgeous, Amazing, Yummy! If I was chocolate id eat myself!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Pass
Do you get along with your Parents: Majority of the time!
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh YES they’re DELIGHTFUL AS HELL!
(WHO WRITES THESE THINGS)
Do you play an Instrument: OH AYE WHY NO, What’s wrong with the bagpipes like! Toot Toot
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Course - woohoo!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yip
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Have I HELL -
Drugs = Lifes Losers!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have a boyfriend so with him then yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The shops - YES (the mall lol)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: THEY ARE?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: God No! RAW FISH THATS WRONG!
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my mind drunk on a sat yip!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no although he probably wishes i had!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dippingh aye paddling in Kirkcaldy Beach (Get Real) you’d end up with tampons between yer toes and used up you know whats in yer hair! hmmm appealing!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yip (No Comment!)
Ever been Drunk: Aye - Again!
Ever been called a Tease:yip.
Ever been Beaten up: No! who’d want to hit this face :-)
Ever Shoplifted: YAWN
How do you want to Die: Sleeping
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Angel!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Colour: Blue
Favourite Hair Colour: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Med
Height: over 6Ft
Weight: Buff lol
Best Clothing Style: Designer or Messed up but on purpose!
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: pff- Pass. Way too many.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing - what’s the point in h