Bebo

ARE YOU:

1. A Cuddler?: at times yes
2. A morning person?: next question too early
3. Are you a perfectionist?: no procrastinator
4. An only child?: nope
5. Catholic?: if u want
6. In your pyjamas?: no
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: nope
8. Okay at styling other people's hair?: most likely not
10. Addicted to Bebo?: no
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: nope

DO YOU:

12. Bite your nails?: no my fingers
13. Get paranoid at times?: nah, paranoia's to crazy for me
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: no
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: thats not the only fuckin time
16. Enjoy country music?: no
17. Enjoy jazz music?: meh
18. Enjoy smoothies?: yeah!
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: not particularly- but if you're maimie god yes i love it!!!
20. Have a lot to learn?: nah i'm god
21. Have a pet?: yep
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: nope
23. Have all your grandparents?: nope
24. Have at least one sibling?: yup
25. Have been told that you are smart?: yea but i think they were being sarcastic
26. Have a broken bone?: nope
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?: on mobile

HAVE YOU:

28. Changed a diaper?: no dont believe i have is it fun?
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: ye! i gained 16 stone!!!
31. Had surgery?: narp
32. Killed another person?: an actual person or thier spirit?
33. Had the cops called on you?: more than you can imagine

LAST PERSON WHO:

1. Slept in your bed beside you? confidential
2. Saw you cry?: dunno
3. Went to the movies with you?: maimie
4. You went to the mall with?: i rape malls
5. You went to dinner with?: maimie
6. You talked to on the phone?: maimie
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?: i dunno i assume anyone who says it 2 me...
8. Broke your heart?: no1 yet
9. Made you laugh?: some crazy scangor girl who stopped her car in the middle of greystones to ask for my number
10. You kissed?: maimie

WOULD YOU RATHER?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: neithr
2. Be serious or be funny?: funny, being serious isn't funny enough
3. Drink whole or skimmed milk?: coke plz
4. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: rentals!

ARE YOU:

1. Simple or Complicated?: cian and you are?
2. Gay?: nay my friend straight
3. Hardcore?: if that means hungry then yes

DO YOU PREFER:

1. Flowers or Candy?: sweets
2. Grey or Black?: black-age
3. Colour or Black and white photos?: colour
4. Lust or Love?: love
5. Sunrise or Sunset?: dont care
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: m&m's
7. Staying up late or waking up early?: stayin up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!

1. Do you like anyone?: ye
2. Do they know it?: i hope so we have been going outfor over a year
3. Do they care?: see above

DO YOU PREFER...

1. Sun or moon?: who d fuck cares!?
2. Winter or Autumn?: see answer above
3. Left or Right?: again, see answer above
4. 8 acquaintances or having 2 best friends?: 2 best friends
5. Sun or rain?: sun
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: choco choco

ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it?: you're not that bright are you?
2. Name?: Cian
3. Nickname: Ci-ci, beanzy, cianny weeny
4. Where were you born?: New York
5. What is your birthdate?: 02/10/1990
6. What do you want?: hmmm PS3
7. Where do you want to live?: no qualms
8. How many kids do you want?: billions and billions of th- wait children did you say?
9. What would you want to name a girl?: Bill
10. What would you want to name a boy?: Sue
11. You want to get married?: well i dont know anything about you but okay vegas it is baby!!

UNIQUE!
1. Nervous Habits:bite fingers
2. Are you double jointed?: nope
3. Can you roll your tongue?: yup i have a talented tongue
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: i can
5. Can you cross your eyes?: yup
6. Do you make your bed daily?: no i'm getting better though
7. Which shoe goes on first?: the footed one
9. Ever thrown one at someone? i have...it didn't end well...
10. On average,

Democrat
DNC
Blue
Donkey
Left
Progressive
Where's the beef?
Surplus
Social Handouts
Liberty
Science
Constitution
Social Security
Education
Healthcare
Green Energy
Kyoto Protocol
Security
Gun Control
Crime Control
Stem Cells
Patriotism
Internationalism
Afghanistan
Monica
Reality
Democracy
Modern
...
...
Republican
GOP
Red
Elephant
Right
Conservative
Pork.
Deficit
Corporate Handouts
Conformity
Creed
Patriot Act
Wall St. Security
Corporations
Pharma., Inc.
Big Oil, Inc.
Carbon Dioxide
War
Bomb Control
Social Control
Guantanamo Cells
Jingoism
Imperialism
Iraq
Saddam
Ideology
Theocracy
History

What's the difference?
Democrats - a short summary
Democrats generally support government policies that benefit working class families, seek more corporate regulation, and less government influence over the individual. Democrats favor a government that supports lower and middle-income families and workers through higher taxes for corporations and the wealthy. They strongly support government entitlement programs such as social security and healthcare. In social matters, Democrats emphasize personal choice, privacy, and liberty. They believe that it is the responsibility of the family to promote morals and values in society and not the government's responsibility (this is usually labeled as socially liberal).

Republicans - a short summary
Republicans generally support government policies that benefit large corporations, seek less corporate regulation, and more government influence over the individual. Republicans favor a government that supports corporate America and the wealthy by reducing taxes on corporations and capital gains. Republicans believe that reducing corporate taxes will translate into lower unemployment rates. They would prefer to out-source government entitlement programs such as social security and healthcare to the private sector. In social matters, Republicans believe that the government should make certain moral decisions for us and sometimes see privacy and liberty as a risk to security. They believe that the government should be actively involved with promoting morals and values in society (this is usually labeled as socially conservative).

The Economy
Democrats believe that in order to have a strong economy, the government must promote policies that empower individual workers. These policies can include supporting unions, discouraging companies from exporting jobs overseas, and increasing the minimum wage. Democrats believe that companies must be regulated (to an extent) to ensure fair compensation and treatment of American workers, to prevent large corporations from abusing employees, and to reduce corporate fraud. In a broader sense, Democrats believe that it is better to stimulate the economy from the bottom-up (stimulating the worker) instead of from the top-down (stimulating corporations).


Republicans believe that the best path to a strong economy is by promoting policies that benefit large corporations. Lower corporate taxes, not increasing minimum wage, and encouraging maximum corporate profits are all policies that benefit corporate America. Republicans believe that by supporting large corporations and reducing regulation, American corporations will in turn hire more workers and increase wages. While these policies are some of the foundations of capitalism, they can sometimes be detrimental to the American worker (exporting jobs overseas, no minimum wage, etc.). In a broader sense, Republicans prefer to stimulate the economy from the top-down (stimulating corporations) instead of from the bottom-up (stimulating the worker).

Taxes
Democrats seek to reduce taxes for lower and middle-income families and small businesses. However, they seek to increase taxes for large corporations and the wealthy. It should be noted that increasing corporate taxes could cause layoff

Condoms in Isle 12
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

Armless Piss
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.

Tricking a Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Three Guys Share A Bed
Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.
In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"
The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"
Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"