Bebo

What is your name?: God
Who was your last bf/gf?: your mum
Do you still love them?: god loves everyone
Have you ever dated somebody more than once?: yeah, and i'd do it again!!
Have you ever considered suicide?: suicide is a sin against god, myself. so, because im so hardcore, yes
If so why?: because i want you to think im cool! THINK IM COOL EMO CHILDREN!! LOVE MEEEEEE!!!!
Have you ever thought you might be homosexual?: god, homosexual? DAAAH!
What is your daily routine?: get up. have sex with satan. poke some people with my magic finger of death, cause a flood or a draught or whatever - i pull them outta a hat. wank, eat a taco. go to bed
Have you ever lived in more than 5 different places?: i live everywhere. your ass inculded
Do you tend to take alot of pictures of yourself?: nuppers. more mysterious that way
Do you care alot about what people think of you?: if i did, i wouldnt make life so shitty for you all!!! *poke of death*
Do you have in secrets that could ruin your life and possibly a friendship?: yes. im really a moose
Do you care about the starving children in Africa?: aaahhaha i CREATED the starving children in africa.
Who is your BEST friend?: my teddy bear bobo
Do they know their your best friend?: yesem
Do you consider them as more than just a friend?: well, we got kninky once...
If yes do they know this?: no. hes a teddy bear dip shit
Have you ever been in a band?: god is in the one, and only, the best band ever -"little river band"
If so what was the name of it?: GOD DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF!!!
Why did you end it?: i death poked the other members
What have you always wanted to be when you grew up?: a real boy
Did you get that wish?: *cries*
If not what are you doing instead?: well, for a school project a few million years ago i got bored so i made this project called 'earth'. i knew i had it for a few months, but i was slacked and only did it in the last seven days so it kinda sucked
Have you ever blamed your parents for ruining your life?: yes.. COME MY EMO BROTHERERIN! JOIN ME IN MY GARAGE AND WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND PAINT OUR NAILS!
Are you a virgin?: ahahhaa heeeeell no
If not when did you loose your virginity?: 1087347363 bc
With who?: adam. sexy man beast
Are you still together?: nope, death poked him
Do you like your life at all?: *cries*
What was the happiest moment of your life so far?: before satan dumped me
Do you want to get married?: ahahaha, marriage is for idiots. stupid christians
How many children do you want to have if any?: i already have 6 billion.. that i havetn death poked
Have you ever wished you were a twin?: i have an evil twin, her name is cj
Are you an only child?: GOD DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF!!! except for right now, as i have already said that... IT'S RELEVANT DAMMIT!
What are your parent's names?: mum and dad? dah
Have you ever wished one of your parents would just die?: i death poked them
If so which one?: both der brain
Do they know this?: ahahahaha yeah, i think they got the message
Are your parents divorced?: daddy left because he doesnt love meeeeeee
Do you wish they were still together?: dude.. i killed them!! you must have parent issues to ask this many questions about them. sucks to be you
Who is your favorite family memeber?: family? *cries*
Right now are you PRETENDING to be anybody's friend?: yes, yours. fuck off
Who is your idol?: ricky martin
Are they still alive?: for now *shifty eyes*
If you had to choose between living or dying which would you choose?: *cries*

there once was a cute little bunny rabbit named Owain.
and all the other cute little forest animals were ever so jealous of cute little Owain becasue he was the cutest critter they had ever seen.
One day, the critter sent this note to Owains cute little rabbit hidey hole

" Dear Owain,
we are sorry for not being very nice to you
we are just jealous because you are oh so very adorable.
but we have decided to be your friend now.
sorry for being mean.
come to the cute little otter families dam for a party tonight!
signed- cute little forest animals"

when Owain the cute little bunny read this note he was ever so happy that he groomed his cute fluffy fur for a whole hour before hopping off to mr and mrs otter's dam.
when owain got there, mr field mouse let him inside the damn with a big friendly smile.
'what a nice night i will have' thought owain the cute little bunny
but just then all the other animals pulled out chainsaws and bowie knives and dived at owian the cute-come-terrified little bunny rabbit.
they chopped and the stabbed, soft bunny fur and cute bunny limbs went flying and the walls of the damn were splattered with gallons of bunny blood. the field mouse gauged out owains cute little eyes and popped them in his mouth, the eye jelly running down his chin. mr and mrs otter took extra care in skinning Owains cute little bunny tail of all its soft bunny fur. all of a sudden all of the other animals started rithing in and drinking all the bunny excrement that had been teared out of Owain, the cute little mutilated bunny.
the next morning they had coffee and crumpets whilst watching Oprah, feeling cuter then ever.

the end

there once was a pineapple named Jake.
jake had many friends, but they were all mango's
this made Jake the pineapple very sad, because he could not hug his friends due to his spikey pineappleness.
so one day, Jake the pineapple put all his mango friends into a blender, then drank them, then threw them back up... he then proceeded to jack off in the spew.

the end

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