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MAY 6TH BWOIII!
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wlel today was kind of uneventfull... as usuall...
same ol maths, same ol not going to welsh or r.s...
but most of all, the same ol english!
with chocolate biscuits and cofee!!
most of the lesson consisted with me tlkaing to navine about GTA 4, which he currently has to play online with friends.
he told us about the fact that when steven was having fun shooting pedestrians with a lovely big sniper rifle, he came out of nowhere and shot him in the head with a rocket launcher... where he get a launcher? we will never know....
at 3rd,4th and lunch me and a few friends went to a park and exchanged greetings and all was well.... well not so much, in reality we all just spent the time on swings and talking abut various activivties that are explicit and not in the nature of this blog.
mostly about fetishes 
still horrififed with the images of jessica alba's hea din a cooker formthe film 'the eye' i will never go to a cooking lesson ever again....
but allthough i thaught of the french dude that is such a good cook in the matrix 3, he could make a girl orgasm with just his food... i mean now im deifetly going to cooking for often.
how eventfull my life is -.-
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5 days ago
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May 1st!!
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As the day started with maths, grr maths. one of my leats favorite subjects... the day started with some funny topic's.
such as tom saying what the teacher said but in a provocative way ^^
Dr.wiliams: ok,put that phone away. ok then give it to me...
Tom: Stop fiddling with that, Ok then give it to me, give it to me now, if you dont give it to me now you will have to go and get it off the head of year!
Jess:'tears flowing out of my eyes with laughter' oh my god...
yazmin: jess! what's so funny?
jess:hehe nothing...
later that day i saw peter with his god damn pen... you know those pens with the double grip and the weight of it so you cant write wiht it comfotably? well ive got one, so does he. horrified that he still practices using it to spin it aorund his thumb and index finger, then me showing him how it is really done, i take his pen lick it, then give it back to him...
allthough he will never know that i licked it? i will allways know ^^
at lunch a lot of people usually eitehr play football or catch or tag or something like that. theres allways one person who is useless at everything, wlel that person is me, we where all hapily playing football when i get bored, somebody scores and i run at my own goalkeeper(currently holding the ball) and kick it off into the distance.
walking away happily as usual i go to make daisy chains ^^
then its all back to lunch then back tpo lessons... how horrificly fun -.-
double buisness studdies.... you dare ask what we do in buisness studdies...
well guess what? E STUDDY BUSINESS!!
theres allways been a lot of stuff that i dont say, so i say it in my mind =]
'whats the worst place to ram raid?'
'hmm... an orphanige?'
'no... thats lame, and cruel'
'hmm... a bank? ... no this would actually be a good place, all the money'
'arg this is stupid... WAIT!'
'hmm.. a police station!, fantastic, go to the end of the crime, there i made up my own joke ^^'
boo...how boring some school day's are...
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8 days ago
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BOO YO....
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one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
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129 days ago
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Japanese Pen Spinning Collaboration
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Blondy_Bear the Poker Pro
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MY RANKINGS
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SKILL
3441st
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POPULARITY
693rd
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POKER IQ
1298th
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Jess' typing speed
is 51 wpm!
he is
faster than 86.6% of Bebo.
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