Kinda Funny If You Do This Right!
WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?

A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER

Name: kyle sykes Birthday: 27th october
Birthplace: chorley (lancashire)
Current Location: doncaster Eye Color: bluey green
Hair Color: dark brown with blonde hightlights
Height: Too embarrassed to measure
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: my height the lancashire height
The Shoes You Wore Today: my dock martins
Your Weakness: money and girls im human wot u expect
Your Fears: pie!?!
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain like moi
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: die my hair black
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kk lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh man one more hour
Your Best Physical Feature:i dont no
Your Bedtime: Im asomniac
Your Most Missed Memory:natasha platt
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's
Single or Group Dates: Im not botherd
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? lipton m8
chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: of course laaaaaa lol
Do you Shower Daily: personal hygine comes 1st
Have you Been in Love: yep with agirl called natasha
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: ye after ive done my time in the army
Do you belive in yourself: no not at all
Do you get Motion Sickness: no not one bit
Do you think you are Attractive: i cnt anwser tht only u cn
Are you a Health Freak: yeah nahh yeah i donno
Do you get along with your Parents: no not at all
Do you like Thunderstorms: I h8 them there scary lol
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell ye
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no..does cod liver oil count? hehe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no if frenchgate counts
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nahh
In the past month have you been Dumped: me dumped as if lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no im not tht darin
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: This is pointless
Ever been Drunk: I wouldnt remember obv
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Nope i am da beater!
Ever Shoplifted:nahh
How do you want to Die: i wnt to kill my self
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a great person
What country would you most like to Visit: africa

In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark coulors
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller sme as me
Weight: No obesity plz
Best Clothing Style: dark and mysterious
Number of Drugs they have taken:none!!!!
Number of CDs they own: as many as they wont
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: thts up to them
Number of things in their Past they Regret: A few
<Currently>
Feeling: A bit bored
Single or taken: single
Have a crush: I guess
Typing: these words
Listening to:drowing pool
Thinking about: im sat on my ankle and it hurts..
Watching: emmerdale sam dingle legend
Have You Ever?
Kissed a Stranger: I hope not
Had Alcohol: Yeahh
Been in a police station:twice
Ran Away From Home:yeah
Broken a bone: shin
Had an Xray: yeah loads
Been with someone : Yeah
Broken Someone’s Heart: Maybe
Broke Up With Someone: Yep
Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
Cried At School: nope

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?