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"but I'm not fat anymore :("


I'm FaTbOy.

I play guitar :)

my work can be found here:

http://www.myspace.com/cobrakairock

Random Pop Nonesense with Master Vo
http://www.bebo.com/teveostashbebobash

My Band Cerebral Inferno we play metal!
http://www.bebo.com/cerebralinferno

Or jam sessions from my house:
http://www.bebo.com/belsenfeast

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Music
In Flames Iron Maiden Coheed and Cambria Metallica Arch Enemy Pink Floyd Cream Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band Pantera Black Sabbath The Doors The Beatles Meshuggah The Jimi Hendrix Experience
guitars and gear
Spear Gladius II Squire Standard Stratocaster LTD ED Epiphone Les Paul Special II Dean Baby V Tanglewood Acoustic Chantry Acoustic Bugera 333 Head Marshall AVT 275 Mk I Dunlop Crybaby Marshall Jackhammer Technics EL18 electric organ Aria Pro II XTB Bass Laney 4x13 Cabinet with celestion vintage 30 speakers
Films
Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke, Still Smoking, Nice Dreams, Things Are Tough All Over, Next Movie, Corsican Brothers, Get Out Of My Room, Born In East L.A, Anchorman (the legend of Ron Burgandy), Old School, Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights, SPINAL TAP!!!
Happiest When
Baked...nuf said....
Bands I've Seen,
Trivium, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, God Forbid, Gojira, Mendeed, Dragonforce, Machine Head, Slayer Slipknot, Lamb of God, Lordi, Megadeth, System of a Down, Papa Roach, Apocolyptica, Inme, Velvet Revolver, Alter Bridge (why?) Mad Capsule Markets, Society 1, Wednesday 13, Napalm Death, Annihilator, Chimera, Arch Enemy, children of bodem

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  • ... ... PETS ENTER THE STONED AGE ... ...

    The demand for drug treatment is seemingly endless. Now pets are getting in on
    the act too. In the UK, it’s apparently Mr Blunkett’s fault. His softening attitude
    towards cannabis, it is claimed, means that pet owners are more likely to come
    forward with pets that have accidentally eaten their owners’ stashes. Not of Class
    A’s you understand, but generally stashes of draw. All this came to light when a
    Blackpool vet with the unlikely name of Romain Pizzi reported the case of a stoned
    Chinchilla to the Guardian newspaper this January. He is now asking colleagues in
    the rest of the country to share their experiences of stoned animals with him.
    Maybe he should go international too. A Canadian newspaper recently carried the
    headline ‘Canada’s Vets Face More Stoned Pets’. While a report from Australia in the
    New Scientist magazine reported on cases of deliberate (rather than accidental)
    intoxication among dogs who were developing a taste for the psychedelic drug
    bufotenine. Apparently, when Aussie dog owners see their hounds come home
    frothing at the mouth and reeling round the house, they suspect their dogs may
    have developed a cane toad habit. Cane toads secrete bufotenine, a powerful and
    nasty psychedelic (as well as other toxins) on their skins. Hence all the crap about
    toad licking among humans (actually you need to dry the skin, grind it up and
    smoke it to avoid self-poisoning). According to the report "Cane toads are
    consummate pests in Queensland. Their venom is so powerful that would-be
    predators avoid them. Early on, dogs gave them a wide berth too. Then, somehow,
    one dog discovered that by gently mouthing a cane toad, it acquired just enough
    venom to give it a high. Just how, we don’t know, but in some way the word was
    passed around the canine world and toad mouthing became widespread. Some dogs
    are so hooked that they sneak out at night for quick fixes and even ignore their
    food dish." And if you believe that you’ll believe any of the crap they write about
    drugs in the papers.
    Source MAP, New Scientists July 1999, Guardian 16 Jan 2002

    0 Comments 458 days

  • bored

    Describe:
    The shoes you wore today: Airwalk things
    Your eyes: Blue
    Your hair: shoulder length, dark brown
    Your weight: 11 and half stone
    You height: 5 foot 8
    Your fears: spiders, not a fear but i hate em

    What Is:
    Your most overused phrase on msn: lol
    Your thoughts first waking up: urgggg JOINT!
    The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Eyes
    Your most missed memory: eh missed memory what the fuck is that?

    You Prefer:
    Pepsi or coke: coca-cola, non of this diet pish
    Mcdonald's or burger king: burger king all the way you can taste the beef!
    Single or group dates: Single
    Adidas or nike: nont wear any of them
    Chocolate or vanilla icecream: Chocolate

    Do You:
    Smoke: fuck aye
    Swear: see above
    Have any crushes: aye
    Who are they: canna say at
    Want to go to college: Been. been there done that, fook that for a laugh
    Like[d] high school: not at the time but i laugh looking back
    Want to get married: Possibly
    Get motion sickness: Nah not usually, sometimes to
    Think you're a health freak: hahahahaa
    Get along with your parents/guardian: yup
    Like thunderstorms: yeah its trippy watching lightning-

    Have You Ever:
    Missed school because it was raining? no
    Told a guy/girl that you liked them? Yeah.
    Cried during a movie? Yeah..
    Thought an animated character was hot? aye
    Had an imaginary friend?: no
    Cut your own hair? aye, shaved my head a few times..
    Had a crush on a teacher?: some nae bad young ones like :D
    Been called a tease?: dunno i am tho
    Shoplifted?: aye

    The Future:
    Age you hope to be married: fuck knows
    Number of children: dunno one probs.
    Descibe your dream wedding: eh ill let the woman decide for that
    How do you want to die? decrepit
    What do you want to be when you grow up? i thought i was alread growed up
    What country would you most like to visit? amsterdam

    Number Of:
    People I could trust with my life: good few like
    CDs that I own: 100 odd
    Piercings: left lobe
    Tattoos: 2
    Times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: none, i think
    Scars on my body:bout 5 or something
    Things in my past that I regret: dont regret just learn

    Favorites:
    Colour(s): black red
    Day/night: Night
    Summer/winter: Both. Spring to be awkward
    Lace or satin: Lace.
    Food: chinese
    Sport: shimmyin

    Right Now:
    Wearing: camo troosers, wifebeater
    Drinking: mocha
    Eating: nothing
    Thinking: JOINT
    Listening to: adverts on tv asking me to phone in sexy girls who are waiting for my call now

    In The Last 24 Hours:
    Cried: no
    Worn jeans: no
    Met someone new online: no
    Done laundry: ha ha once a month at most..
    Drove a car: no

    Do You Believe In:
    Your friends: the are real yes, i dont Imagen them lol
    Santa claus: used to
    Tooth fairy: no
    Destiny/fate: no.
    Ghosts: no
    UFO's: not here
    God: nope

    Friends And Life:
    Do you ever wish you had another name? aye
    Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Nope
    Do you like anyone? aye
    Which one of your friends acts the most like you? erm rikki, cause hes lazy like me
    Are you close to any family member? grunnie
    What's the best feeling in the world? the first toke of a well earned joint
    What time is it now?: 03:07

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  • ALL ABOUT ME!!!

    Me..I'm bored and swiped it fae the bon

    1. Full Name: Paul Brent Shand
    2. Nicknames: Fatboy, jack
    3. Birthday: 14th November 1985
    4. Place of Birth: Aberdeen
    5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
    6. Male or Female: Male
    7. Grade: Too old for school
    8. School: Middleton Park, Hanover St, Skene Square, Grammar
    9. Occupation: Grafter, Musician
    10. Residence: LOGIE!!!!

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Colour: Black
    13. Hair Length: Shoulder Length
    14. Eye color: Blue
    15. Weight: 11 and half stone
    16. Height: 5ft 8
    17. Braces?: nope
    18. Glasses?: aye
    19. Piercings: 1, left lobe
    20. Tattoos: 2, star on right inner forearm, and spider web on right elbow
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: some dude called michael i think
    23. First Award: for managing to get out of that makeshift caravan for fire safety
    24. First Sport You Joined: Football
    25. First pet: Bart the hamster
    26. First Real Vacation: Spain
    27. First Concert: Korn glasgow SECC 2002
    28. First Love: .....

    ___ Favorites___

    29. Movie: Blades of Glory
    30. TV programme: Family Guy
    31. Colour: Black
    32. Rapper: Dude from Cypress Hill
    33. Band: Iron Maiden
    34. Song Right Now: Devildriver Swinging the Dead
    35. DJ: me and bon
    36. Sweetie: Dairy milk
    37. Sport to Play: Sport = Bad
    38. Restuarant: Jimmy Chungs
    39. Favorite brand: fruit of the loom
    40. Store: farmfoods
    41. School Subject: art
    42. Animal: Cat
    43. Book : any good band biography
    44. Magazine: total guitar/guitar world
    45. Shoes: any skate trainers

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: hungry
    47. Single or Taken?: single
    48. Have a crush: Aye
    49. Eating: nothing
    50. Drinking: coffee
    51. Typing: umm this.... duh
    52. Online?: Yes
    53. Listening To: family guy on tv
    54. Thinking About: cooking my curry
    55. Wanting To: eat curry soonish
    56. Watching: the screen
    57. Wearing: Jeans, trainers, t-shirt demin waistcoat

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: Aye
    59. Want to be Married?: eventually
    60. Careers in Mind: musicianm or somthing withing music
    61. Where do you want to live: In a flat
    62. Car :B MW 320

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    64. Hair length: not fussed
    65. Eye color: not fussed
    66. Measurments: not fussed
    67. Cute or Sexy: not fussed
    68. Lips or Eyes: not fussed
    69. Hugs or Kisses: not fussed
    70. Short or Tall: not fussed
    71. Easygoing or serious: not fussed
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: not fussed
    73. Fatty or Skinny: not fussed
    74. Sensitive or Loud: not fussed
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: not fussed
    76. Sweet or Caring: not fussed
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: not fussed

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
    79. Had Alcohol: yes
    80. Smoked: yes
    81. Ran Away From Home: nope
    82. Broken a bone: yeah my collarbone
    83. Got an X-ray: dont have it like
    84. Been with someone: Yes
    85. Broken Someones Heart: yes
    86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
    88. Cried At School: probably after being battered

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: no
    90. Miracles: no
    91. Love At First sight: dunno
    92. Ghosts: maybe
    93. Aliens: in a way yes
    94. Soul Mates: yes
    95. Heaven: nope
    96. Hell: nope
    97. Angels: nope
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Aye
    99. Horoscopes: shite
    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant Have?deffo

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  • Mike Cormack
    Mike Cormack

    Alright Fatboy, how's the Logie massive? Big happenings here in Chinaland, as you may have noticed :)

    3 days ago
  • Kelly
    Kelly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olhcz... funniest thing ever lmao xx

    2 weeks ago
  • Ian Stuart
    Ian Stuart

    I might drive like a drunken frenchman but unfortunately not as quickly!

    2 weeks ago
  • Laura
    Laura

    Jebus! U cumin a bbq?

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Kelly
    luv Kelly

    milkshake!

    2 weeks ago
  • Mark Walker
    Mark Walker

    i i min fit u been up 2 u must be on holls fay work ?

    2 weeks ago
  • Chris Middleton
    Chris Middleton

    Hey laddie hows things? Give me a shout the next time you guys are playing.

    Chris

    2 weeks ago
  • Kelly
    luv Kelly

    yas! so xcited canna wait :D
    XXXXX

    3 weeks ago
  • Tash
    luv Tash

    awright darlin!

    fits the plan this week then? fan ru jamming with the kai?

    ru free i morns night? x

    5 weeks ago
  • Kelly
    luv Kelly

    Some good luck love for tomorrow!
    XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    6 weeks ago
  • Ian Stuart
    Ian Stuart

    duude!
    Should be able to make the gig next monday. Snafu, aye? Any idea what the damage will be?
    Less than a month to download, oh aye!

    7 weeks ago
  • Tartan Jack
    luv Tartan Jack

    Cheers Min :D x

    8 weeks ago
  • Sonic Lizard
    luv Sonic Lizard

    nice one cheers dude

    8 weeks ago
  • Tartan Jack
    Tartan Jack

    Dude how much are the tickets? xx

    8 weeks ago
  • Sonic Lizard
    luv Sonic Lizard

    hey dude mind a while back at gregs shop i asked ye if u could take a look at fixing my strat pick up selector any chance u could still have a look ?

    Cheers

    8 weeks ago
  • Ron Cocker
    luv Ron Cocker

    Here, mind there was a wummin with a fancy camera taking snaps are the Whoorings? Go to the cobroid Kaispace and look at the messages. On the photographer wummin's profile there are some fantastic windswept pics of you. I got a stonner.

    10 weeks ago
  • Tash
    luv Tash

    Nothing planned either, was wondering if you fancied a visitor in the afternoon?

    Not sure if you are jamming or not you see.

    let me know, will pop up for el smokeo :) xx

    10 weeks ago
  • Tash
    Tash

    fit u saying? fit u doin sunday thru the day? x

    10 weeks ago
  • Danni
    luv Danni

    jesus ur hair is gettin long lol.

    Hows things? havent see u in ages.

    wb sn xxx

    10 weeks ago
  • Mark Walker
    Mark Walker

    like in min still a live like just been chilling like u still at overcharge

    10 weeks ago