The demand for drug treatment is seemingly endless. Now pets are getting in on
the act too. In the UK, it’s apparently Mr Blunkett’s fault. His softening attitude
towards cannabis, it is claimed, means that pet owners are more likely to come
forward with pets that have accidentally eaten their owners’ stashes. Not of Class
A’s you understand, but generally stashes of draw. All this came to light when a
Blackpool vet with the unlikely name of Romain Pizzi reported the case of a stoned
Chinchilla to the Guardian newspaper this January. He is now asking colleagues in
the rest of the country to share their experiences of stoned animals with him.
Maybe he should go international too. A Canadian newspaper recently carried the
headline ‘Canada’s Vets Face More Stoned Pets’. While a report from Australia in the
New Scientist magazine reported on cases of deliberate (rather than accidental)
intoxication among dogs who were developing a taste for the psychedelic drug
bufotenine. Apparently, when Aussie dog owners see their hounds come home
frothing at the mouth and reeling round the house, they suspect their dogs may
have developed a cane toad habit. Cane toads secrete bufotenine, a powerful and
nasty psychedelic (as well as other toxins) on their skins. Hence all the crap about
toad licking among humans (actually you need to dry the skin, grind it up and
smoke it to avoid self-poisoning). According to the report "Cane toads are
consummate pests in Queensland. Their venom is so powerful that would-be
predators avoid them. Early on, dogs gave them a wide berth too. Then, somehow,
one dog discovered that by gently mouthing a cane toad, it acquired just enough
venom to give it a high. Just how, we don’t know, but in some way the word was
passed around the canine world and toad mouthing became widespread. Some dogs
are so hooked that they sneak out at night for quick fixes and even ignore their
food dish." And if you believe that you’ll believe any of the crap they write about
drugs in the papers.
Source MAP, New Scientists July 1999, Guardian 16 Jan 2002

Describe:
The shoes you wore today: Airwalk things
Your eyes: Blue
Your hair: shoulder length, dark brown
Your weight: 11 and half stone
You height: 5 foot 8
Your fears: spiders, not a fear but i hate em

What Is:
Your most overused phrase on msn: lol
Your thoughts first waking up: urgggg JOINT!
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Eyes
Your most missed memory: eh missed memory what the fuck is that?

You Prefer:
Pepsi or coke: coca-cola, non of this diet pish
Mcdonald's or burger king: burger king all the way you can taste the beef!
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or nike: nont wear any of them
Chocolate or vanilla icecream: Chocolate

Do You:
Smoke: fuck aye
Swear: see above
Have any crushes: aye
Who are they: canna say at
Want to go to college: Been. been there done that, fook that for a laugh
Like[d] high school: not at the time but i laugh looking back
Want to get married: Possibly
Get motion sickness: Nah not usually, sometimes to
Think you're a health freak: hahahahaa
Get along with your parents/guardian: yup
Like thunderstorms: yeah its trippy watching lightning-

Have You Ever:
Missed school because it was raining? no
Told a guy/girl that you liked them? Yeah.
Cried during a movie? Yeah..
Thought an animated character was hot? aye
Had an imaginary friend?: no
Cut your own hair? aye, shaved my head a few times..
Had a crush on a teacher?: some nae bad young ones like
Been called a tease?: dunno i am tho
Shoplifted?: aye

The Future:
Age you hope to be married: fuck knows
Number of children: dunno one probs.
Descibe your dream wedding: eh ill let the woman decide for that
How do you want to die? decrepit
What do you want to be when you grow up? i thought i was alread growed up
What country would you most like to visit? amsterdam

Number Of:
People I could trust with my life: good few like
CDs that I own: 100 odd
Piercings: left lobe
Tattoos: 2
Times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: none, i think
Scars on my body:bout 5 or something
Things in my past that I regret: dont regret just learn

Favorites:
Colour(s): black red
Day/night: Night
Summer/winter: Both. Spring to be awkward
Lace or satin: Lace.
Food: chinese
Sport: shimmyin

Right Now:
Wearing: camo troosers, wifebeater
Drinking: mocha
Eating: nothing
Thinking: JOINT
Listening to: adverts on tv asking me to phone in sexy girls who are waiting for my call now

In The Last 24 Hours:
Cried: no
Worn jeans: no
Met someone new online: no
Done laundry: ha ha once a month at most..
Drove a car: no

Do You Believe In:
Your friends: the are real yes, i dont Imagen them lol
Santa claus: used to
Tooth fairy: no
Destiny/fate: no.
Ghosts: no
UFO's: not here
God: nope

Friends And Life:
Do you ever wish you had another name? aye
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Nope
Do you like anyone? aye
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? erm rikki, cause hes lazy like me
Are you close to any family member? grunnie
What's the best feeling in the world? the first toke of a well earned joint
What time is it now?: 03:07

Me..I'm bored and swiped it fae the bon

1. Full Name: Paul Brent Shand
2. Nicknames: Fatboy, jack
3. Birthday: 14th November 1985
4. Place of Birth: Aberdeen
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Too old for school
8. School: Middleton Park, Hanover St, Skene Square, Grammar
9. Occupation: Grafter, Musician
10. Residence: LOGIE!!!!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Black
13. Hair Length: Shoulder Length
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: 11 and half stone
16. Height: 5ft 8
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: aye
19. Piercings: 1, left lobe
20. Tattoos: 2, star on right inner forearm, and spider web on right elbow
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: some dude called michael i think
23. First Award: for managing to get out of that makeshift caravan for fire safety
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Bart the hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert: Korn glasgow SECC 2002
28. First Love: .....

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Blades of Glory
30. TV programme: Family Guy
31. Colour: Black
32. Rapper: Dude from Cypress Hill
33. Band: Iron Maiden
34. Song Right Now: Devildriver Swinging the Dead
35. DJ: me and bon
36. Sweetie: Dairy milk
37. Sport to Play: Sport = Bad
38. Restuarant: Jimmy Chungs
39. Favorite brand: fruit of the loom
40. Store: farmfoods
41. School Subject: art
42. Animal: Cat
43. Book : any good band biography
44. Magazine: total guitar/guitar world
45. Shoes: any skate trainers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: hungry
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: Aye
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: coffee
51. Typing: umm this.... duh
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: family guy on tv
54. Thinking About: cooking my curry
55. Wanting To: eat curry soonish
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: Jeans, trainers, t-shirt demin waistcoat

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Aye
59. Want to be Married?: eventually
60. Careers in Mind: musicianm or somthing withing music
61. Where do you want to live: In a flat
62. Car MW 320

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

64. Hair length: not fussed
65. Eye color: not fussed
66. Measurments: not fussed
67. Cute or Sexy: not fussed
68. Lips or Eyes: not fussed
69. Hugs or Kisses: not fussed
70. Short or Tall: not fussed
71. Easygoing or serious: not fussed
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: not fussed
73. Fatty or Skinny: not fussed
74. Sensitive or Loud: not fussed
75. Hook-up or Relationship: not fussed
76. Sweet or Caring: not fussed
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: not fussed

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: yeah my collarbone
83. Got an X-ray: dont have it like
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: probably after being battered

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First sight: dunno
92. Ghosts: maybe
93. Aliens: in a way yes
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: nope
96. Hell: nope
97. Angels: nope
98. Kissing on The First Date: Aye
99. Horoscopes: shite
___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant Have?deffo