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Ryan Malone <malone13>


Is Shannon Elizabeth the perfect woman?


This year I'm not going to be sexist or patronising... coz let's face it, burds can't take it! (that was me being sexist by the way... and <-- that was me being patronising, just for you burds, in case you didn't get it!)


Marketing graduate from the University of Strathclyde - fuck that's scary! Currently picking up experience working for a Persian rug company (Little-Persia: http://www.little-persia.com) apart from that my life consists of watching movies, drinking and playing poker!

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Member Since
February 2005

Ryan Malone says:
"Started watching 24 from the very start - Goodbye life!" (6 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Steven Tweedie
One of the many African kids I sponsor!

Music
Completely random... like a good song from just about any genre but if I had to pick one it would be Classic Rock. The Rod man, Pink Floyd, Sting/Police, Clapton, REM, U2, Simple Minds and Dire Straits are all great! DESPISE Garage music and all associated with it!
Films
I watch far too many films!
Sports
I like most sports but can only really see why people would want to watch football and occasionally tennis or boxing... is poker a sport?
Scared Of
Wouldn't like to go blind, that'd be pretty shit. What happens when you die freaks me out a bit too. Besides that nothing... 'cept getting bummed by a homo!
Happiest When
When it's sunny, ever just noticed how much better the world is when we see some sun in this shitty country?!
Drink
It's gotta be good old Mr. Jack and his best friend Coke. Nothing makes you feel better than a nice big bottle of Jack. I want to know who the idiot was who said drinking doesn't solve anything, they've clearly never drank enough! Studies show that 22% of Scots say they drink to get drunk... what do the other 78% do it for?!? Apart from Jack - pints of Carling, bottles of Miller and cans of Tennants (don't ask me why it's just the way it is!); Vodka; Whisky, and Cider (when it's sunny) are also grand!
Pet Hates
Poverty of aspiration... That and people who think they're better than everyone else...:P New pets hates for 2008: SAAS, Tony Blair, elaborate public displays of gayness (sue me!), having to wait at the bar to get served off some spotty little teenager who's shit at his/her job... ... how could I forget... Sociology, sociologists, Greenpeace, Coatbridge College (and all other places of education which devalue proper learning institutions), Anti-war protesters who have family in the army, people who have family in the army, George Bush, the social services (particularly when they 'lose' your personal details!), Rangers Football (AKA discriminatory sectarian incestuous cesspit) Club, old people standing in the way of entrances/exits, old people in general, children, course-work, Airdrie and last but cee-ertainly not least, public transport! How could I forget - Garage music - "umpla lumpda de doompa woompa, aiight!!!... and Hugh Jackman!

 

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IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie, its pretty funny.



My Life: Robyn - Changes (Tupac)

Opening Credits: Posters (Jack Johnson)

Waking Up: I Can See Clearly Now (UB40)

First day at school: Rapper's Delight (Sugarhill Gang)

Falling in love: Have I Told You Lately That I Love You (Rod Stewart) (NO JOKE!!!)

Breaking up: California Girls (Beach Boys)

Fight Song: Time (Pink Floyd)

Meltdown: When I Need You (Rod Stewart)

Flashback: Brain Damage (Pink Floyd)

Driving: The Flame (Cheap Trick)

Wedding: Broken Arrows (Jose Gonzales)

Birth of a child: Sympathy For The Devil (Rolling Stones)

Life: Change The World (Eric Clapton)

Final Battle: Manic Depression (Jimi Hendrix)

Death Scene: How To Save A Life (The Fray)

Funeral Song: Layla (Eric Clapton)

End Credit: Sexi Plexi (Jack Johnson)
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Holiday Quotes!
Right people we need a definitive list all all holiday patter - good, bad or indifferent posted up on Bebo so it can be remembered forever.

Names and quotes below:

"BOOOOFFT"

"Swedger aff ye!"

Keggs: "Who queeved!?"

Dave: "She's a Butter-face"

The Cat AKA Steve The Pirate: "I'll bury him!"

Wee Paul: "Naw bit... you'll no bury me! You'll NO bury me!"

Keggs: "Let's be stheen ye then!!!"

Me: "Cat, ma can's deid! A burried ma can!"

Irish Guy: "Hoi Hollyoaks burds... Sluts! Sluts!! Sluts!!! Get yer rat out!"

Me (silly drunk speaking to a burd with a Cambridge accent): "Are you Jimmy Carr?"

Foxy: "Girls, girls, girls... any of yez up for sex?"

Duffy: "A-WHEY-HEY-HEEEEYYY!!!"

Neivan (in a creepy accent): "I like you!"

Tweedie (shouting into the other room to Foxy): "Gary!... Gary OldMAN, are you sleepin'?"

Foxy: "ZZZZZzzzzz" lol!

Me(talking about my book "The Afghan" that fell apart, melted in the sun): "Fuck! My book's just suicide bombed!"


Sirus (taking an order at the bar): "What you want, dafty?"

Sirus (serving something at the bar): "There ye go, bawbag!"





There's got to be tonnes of other lines so everyone has to add them when they remember them....
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Drunken Nights
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Comments

Jillian Paxton
This country is sooooooo depressing!
I was working for minos and marinella bars in the square, remember them?
Yea it was still cheap in there, everywhere else was expensive tho, they changed to the euro this year, not good!!! We only went to ice once this year but it was good 8 euro's a drink tho!
Spent most of our time in castle and starsky's tho, workers got cheap drinks there!
Cant believe half of them have left us! How's ur job hunting going?
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17 hours ago
Amy M
Yes I know I am such a geek! But I love it!!

I'm soooo happy Ryan-poo!!

Whats happening?xxx
1 week ago
Nicole Timmons
well i am from the toi!! wawzers get you...all brainy n shit!! where you creepin about? iu dont go to the edge? how comes we never bump into you in town? i know its a big place and all but really there are only a few selected places acceptable...please dont tell me your all about...THE GARAGE?!?! X
1 week ago
Nicole Timmons
crappy attempts :O i'll have you know im master cocktail maker!!!! yeah i hear ya sista, i aint ventured into local territory for...i actually cant even remember at least a year or two!! altho there was one thursday night and we went to...MEGA and it was bloody brilliant!! big fish, wee fish!! where you workin now snakehips? i hate workin like a peasant, i need to start putin on the lotto!

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1 week ago
Amy M
I shall let you know on tuesday!! Or maybe even Monday night!! I can't wait!! Woo hoo!!

Yes it was rather painful and pretty embarrassing too. I have sent a letter of complaint to the shoe people to get it sorted! I think they should fork out for the chiropractor sessions I'm going to need!!

Anyway sweetie I'm off to bed! Totally shattered

No love left either...boo, yes I know I'm shocking but I will drop you some tomorrow!

Mucho luvo

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1 week ago
Amy M
Well clever clogs here went to coatbridge wearing my favourite and might I add expensive shoes! Walking down the stairs to leave and the heel came off the shoes and tumbling down I went!!! Scraped my back and some bruises!! It was not a pretty sight as I had a dress on too!!! Boo, so now I'm major pissed off as I have injuries and broken shoes!!!

Only 24 hours to go Ryanpoo, you excited to know what it is?!!??

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1 week ago
Amy M
I love Chloe, I've missed her!! SO excited baout seeing her again!! Ha i actually sound like a lesbo!! :L

I would get out of bed and do a handstand but my injuries from last night are preventing it!!

That sounds pretty painful but I totally get you, hospitals and all that nonsense are too much of an inconvienance!! Go you for sticking out the pain! Your my hero :L

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1 week ago
Amy M
As in Jack Baeur!! What happened to your heel??

I'm just lying in bed, bored so will prob go to sleep!

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1 week ago
Amy M
Yes indeed I did! Was a good night! What you get up to? You in the land of Jack again??xxx
1 week ago
Lynsey Brogan
aw well better say bye the next time malone!!!!! lol

awrite kl!! where they off to????

headin to mass now cos am such a good catholic girl!!! speak to you soon xxxxxxxx
1 week ago
Lynsey Brogan
hiya huni!! jobs in grahamshill nursery but i think i told you that last night!!!!!

aw i dont even want to talk about tht team!!!!! there is no words that can describe how crap they were!!!!!!!!!!!

nah we were only goin for a drink bt the girl i was with got called away cos hes grans not keepin to well so kinda put a downer on the rest of us!! did yous go out? u jist disappeared!!! one min you were there the next you were gone xxxxxxxxx
1 week ago
Amy M
Yeah Tony is a dick too!!!

I'm off to the shop for some vino!! Woop woop!!

No love left hunni

Mwah mwah mwah xxx
1 week ago
Amy M
Oh for the love of God!! Go get laid!!!

I blame it on Gordon too, he's a dick!!!

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1 week ago
Amy M
:L no I just know that I haven't had a crap day for ages ages ages!!!

Its tough always being right but someone has got to do it!! :L

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1 week ago
Amy M
Thats coz I'm always right!!

Amypoo is having a really crap day! Haven't felt this shit for about a year!!

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1 week ago
Amy M
Yeah I think we must have been!! I think I'm just going to rob my bank and go get pissed coz I have really had it with life!!!

Yeah that does sound like a plan but you would be cheaper just buying a girl a drink and being nice to her for the evening!! :L

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1 week ago
Amy M
Beep beep beep...amy is raging too!! Why will someone not just give me money!! What is the fucking deal with that!! :L

Dirty sluts eh...thats right classy Ryan! Tell the fox to go out with you, he's always up for a bit of slut action!! :L

I'm not telling, will tell you on Tuesday!xxx
1 week ago
Amy M
Beep beep beep beep....amy is going to explode if I don't get a drink!!!

I don't know what it is! The skin is highly amusing...entertains me!:L

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1 week ago
Clare McGoldrick
It was gr8, begged them 2 let me stay on the ship 4ever but they didnt let me :(
Norway was gorgeous aswell, tho ridiculously expensive!
Wat u been up 2?
Im flat huntin!! woop woop! xoxox
1 week ago
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