A black man walk in a cafe early in the morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When, I'm cold I'm black"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."


"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."


"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"


The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Copy this onto your space and help kick out racism

Did You
Know...




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup
of coffee.




(Hardly seems worth it.)




If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic
bomb.




(Now that's more like it!)




The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30
feet.




O.M.G.!)




A pig's
orgasm lasts 30 minutes.




(In my next
life, I want to be a pig.)




A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)




(I'm still not over the
pig.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.




(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)




The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its
body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's
head off.




("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")




The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping
the length of a football
field.




(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you
imagine??)




The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.




(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.




(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality
over
quantity)




Butterflies taste with their feet.




(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the
body is the
tongue.




(Hmmmmmm........)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than
left-handed
people.




(If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the
difference?)




Elephants are
the only animals that cannot jump.




(OK, so that
would be a
good
thing....................)




A cat's urine
glows under a black
light.




(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.




(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no
brains.




(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.




(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)




Humans and dolphins are the only
species that
have
sex
for pleasure.




(What about that pig??)





Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring
a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)...in other words
send it to everyone

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