Maelstrom

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Claypole UK

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Two gingers, a midget and a Jew! Oh the diversity!!
Me, Myself, and I
MAELSTROM


2005 - 2009


Cheers to everyone who came to see us, or even mentioned us in informal conversation, we love you all :D

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  • Rehearsal?

    when o when will we start rehearsing again! my god its been like months! damn we need to like do some stuff! fuck! i havent played or heard master of puppets in like 4 months!

    0 Comments 392 days

  • Maëlstrom Dictionary

    Maëlstrom Speak = Normal Speak

    People

    MARKLE! = Mike
    MC B-rooke = Jack Brooke
    Derren Brown/ Black Man = Jack Cole
    Froadie = Ryan Frost
    Eddie Van Civvies = Lyam Todd
    Dimebag = Nick Britten
    Roger Weiland (or Scott Brooke) = a comical character created as a morph between the ex-Velvet Revolver frontman and Brookie's dad
    Sonic/Nippleface/Gopher = Matt Tuck

    Maëlstrom Objects

    The Maëlstrom bike = mike's bike
    The Maëlstrom submarine = a fictional submarine *created* near the pond
    The Maëlstrom fish = speaks for itself really
    The Maëlstrom science lab = a shed which has nothing in it apart from coco pops
    The Maëlstrom sock = an old sock, found backstage at Carre's by George
    The Maëlstrom lake = the pond at wickets farm

    Song Names

    fwtbt = For Whom The Bell Tolls
    Ai ai ai!!! = Crazy Train
    Happy gay song = Thoughts of You and Me
    Mike You Come Up Rat Spoon Egg = my curse
    scom = sweet child o' mine
    exploding organs = Hearts Burst Into Fire
    ooooooh (insert song title) = an alternate way of saying song titles
    Dragonforce Pretender = the Pretender at double the speed complete with blast beats and the pac-man noise

    Miscellaneous Words/Phrases

    the exploding horse note = the highest possible note on the G string of a bass when played through a marshall 30 watt 'guitar' amp on full volume with a pitch shifter
    dowbox = heil talkbox
    cheesy jazz = a jam based around a weird al bass line
    band practice = play some songs, go the shop, swap instruments, play some songs, then fuck around till the end (ie visit the lake, or ride the maelstrom bike for time trials)
    lynyrd = the gold les paul classic used by jack cole
    playing in the style of cliff burton = lying on the floor playing your instrument
    The dope top-hat = name says it all
    man-love = NOT man-on-man intercourse but basically a small hug or high 5 after a gig, generally brought on by the drunken status of one george wright
    man shorts = a garment worn by an exceptionally manly woman
    techno = muse
    devildriver = the best band ever (regardless of their music)
    roadside water = a rock n roll/thrash band formed by george wright and jack cole during a beverage intake session
    death to france = a jazz/lounge band formed by maëlstrom prior to a performace in the abode of jack cole
    the kettle = a snare drum without the snare on
    foul liquid = a poor attempt at fudging a gin and tonic from gin and very old lemonade... yum


    additional words/phrases will be added at a later date

    1 Comment 618 days

  • Song's

    Covers

    Master of Puppets - Metallica
    Battery - Metallica
    Seek and Destroy - Metallica
    For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica
    Paradise City - Guns 'n' Roses
    Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns 'n' Roses
    Mr. Brownstone - Guns 'n' Roses
    Madhouse - Anthrax
    Caught In A Mosh - Anthrax
    Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica (Thin Lizzy Cover)
    Toxicity - System Of A Down
    Aerials - System Of A Down
    Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
    Holy Diver - Killswitch Engage (Dio Cover)
    My Curse - Kilswitch Engage
    Paranoid - Black Sabbath
    The Pretender - Foo Fighters
    Quick and To The Pointless - Queens of the Stone Age
    Slither - Velvet Revolver
    Hearts Burst Into Fire - Bullet For My Valentine
    Scream Aim Fire - Bullet For My Valentine
    Raining Blood - Slayer

    Not Really Played Except As A Joke But Included To Make The List Look Longer

    American Badass - Kid Rock
    The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix - S.O.D

    Written Songs

    Thoughts of You and Me
    My Final March
    Too Many Times

    !Coming Soon!

    Arterial Black - Drist
    Waking The Demon - Bullet For My Valentine
    What Drives The Weak - Shadows Fall

    0 Comments 618 days

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  • Chris
    luv Chris

    whatever happened to you guys?

    no christmas single?

    you sold out to the man :(

    46 weeks ago
  • Sam S
    luv Sam S

    yeh check out my kick ass logo lol :D luv 4 maeilstrom :P

    76 weeks ago
  • That Girl
    That Girl

    I'd never seen you before today but you guys actually rock
    Go you!
    x

    80 weeks ago
  • Kjw'
    Kjw'

    gz guys
    good show today
    :D

    80 weeks ago
  • Jak
    Jak

    mike don't leave your own band luv u n00000b!!!!
    that's for n000000bzzzz

    but i love you as well m8 (not in a gay way you understand)

    84 weeks ago
  • Jak
    Jak

    ummmm sorry about the shoes lyam.........

    best practice ever!!!!!! (although we didn't really get anything done)

    85 weeks ago
  • Lyam
    luv Lyam

    summer vivaldi... sticky!

    86 weeks ago
  • Sean.
    luv Sean.

    u guys were a bit awesome at rock nite
    u should put ur cover of heart burst into fire by bfmv on here
    that was my fav one u did
    have love cos ur good :)

    87 weeks ago
  • Lyam
    luv Lyam

    sup, showin some love from evc.

    87 weeks ago
  • Jak
    Jak

    FROD!!!

    88 weeks ago
  • Frosty
    luv Frosty

    stick a list ov ur gigs on the blog :)

    88 weeks ago
  • Kjw'
    luv Kjw'

    yu guys actually rocked on saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    91 weeks ago
  • Sam
    Sam

    Damn, nice tunes guys

    96 weeks ago
  • Abi Riley
    Abi Riley

    Hey
    Number 1
    fan go me
    i love u lott lol
    xxx

    103 weeks ago
  • Big Mac.
    Big Mac.

    plz put ur cover of battery on this site and tell me when you do

    i will be mucho greatfulll

    cheers

    112 weeks ago