when o when will we start rehearsing again! my god its been like months! damn we need to like do some stuff! fuck! i havent played or heard master of puppets in like 4 months!

Maëlstrom Speak = Normal Speak

People

MARKLE! = Mike
MC B-rooke = Jack Brooke
Derren Brown/ Black Man = Jack Cole
Froadie = Ryan Frost
Eddie Van Civvies = Lyam Todd
Dimebag = Nick Britten
Roger Weiland (or Scott Brooke) = a comical character created as a morph between the ex-Velvet Revolver frontman and Brookie's dad
Sonic/Nippleface/Gopher = Matt Tuck

Maëlstrom Objects

The Maëlstrom bike = mike's bike
The Maëlstrom submarine = a fictional submarine *created* near the pond
The Maëlstrom fish = speaks for itself really
The Maëlstrom science lab = a shed which has nothing in it apart from coco pops
The Maëlstrom sock = an old sock, found backstage at Carre's by George
The Maëlstrom lake = the pond at wickets farm

Song Names

fwtbt = For Whom The Bell Tolls
Ai ai ai!!! = Crazy Train
Happy gay song = Thoughts of You and Me
Mike You Come Up Rat Spoon Egg = my curse
scom = sweet child o' mine
exploding organs = Hearts Burst Into Fire
ooooooh (insert song title) = an alternate way of saying song titles
Dragonforce Pretender = the Pretender at double the speed complete with blast beats and the pac-man noise

Miscellaneous Words/Phrases

the exploding horse note = the highest possible note on the G string of a bass when played through a marshall 30 watt 'guitar' amp on full volume with a pitch shifter
dowbox = heil talkbox
cheesy jazz = a jam based around a weird al bass line
band practice = play some songs, go the shop, swap instruments, play some songs, then fuck around till the end (ie visit the lake, or ride the maelstrom bike for time trials)
lynyrd = the gold les paul classic used by jack cole
playing in the style of cliff burton = lying on the floor playing your instrument
The dope top-hat = name says it all
man-love = NOT man-on-man intercourse but basically a small hug or high 5 after a gig, generally brought on by the drunken status of one george wright
man shorts = a garment worn by an exceptionally manly woman
techno = muse
devildriver = the best band ever (regardless of their music)
roadside water = a rock n roll/thrash band formed by george wright and jack cole during a beverage intake session
death to france = a jazz/lounge band formed by maëlstrom prior to a performace in the abode of jack cole
the kettle = a snare drum without the snare on
foul liquid = a poor attempt at fudging a gin and tonic from gin and very old lemonade... yum


additional words/phrases will be added at a later date

Covers

Master of Puppets - Metallica
Battery - Metallica
Seek and Destroy - Metallica
For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica
Paradise City - Guns 'n' Roses
Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns 'n' Roses
Mr. Brownstone - Guns 'n' Roses
Madhouse - Anthrax
Caught In A Mosh - Anthrax
Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica (Thin Lizzy Cover)
Toxicity - System Of A Down
Aerials - System Of A Down
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Holy Diver - Killswitch Engage (Dio Cover)
My Curse - Kilswitch Engage
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Quick and To The Pointless - Queens of the Stone Age
Slither - Velvet Revolver
Hearts Burst Into Fire - Bullet For My Valentine
Scream Aim Fire - Bullet For My Valentine
Raining Blood - Slayer

Not Really Played Except As A Joke But Included To Make The List Look Longer

American Badass - Kid Rock
The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix - S.O.D

Written Songs

Thoughts of You and Me
My Final March
Too Many Times

!Coming Soon!

Arterial Black - Drist
Waking The Demon - Bullet For My Valentine
What Drives The Weak - Shadows Fall