Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

1. I _____ paige.

2. paige is _____.

3. If I were alone in a room with paige, I would _____.

4. I think paige should _____.

5. paige needs _____.

6. I want to _____ paige.

7. Someday i will ___ paige.

8. paige reminds me of _____.

9. Without paige _____.

10. My memories of paige are _____.

11. paige can be _____.

12. The Worst thing about paige is _____.

13. The best thing about paige is _____.

14. I am _____ with paige.

15. One thing i would like to know about paige is _____.

16. Me and paige=_______.

17. I would like to say __________to paige.

18. My last words to paige is ___________.

Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no!
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf?
[] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[] have a relationship with me?
[] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[] Carress my body?
[] Play strip poker with me?
[] Say yes if i asked you out?
[] Hang out with me?
[] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U
[] think im hot?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle with me?
[]think im weird
ARE WE
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?
[]enemies?
AM i
[] sexy?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] adorable?
[] Annoying?
[] mean?
[] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER
[] thought about me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished i were there?
[] had a crush on me?
[] had a dream about me?
[] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U
[] happy you know me?
[] thinking bout me?





1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me somewhere?
7. be my gf/bf?
8. tell me u think im cute?
9. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
10. take me home for da nite?
11. let me sleep in ur bed?
12. fuck me?
13. put dis on your blog 2 let me answer ur questions?
14. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
15. do u like my style?
16. do u think im funny?
17. do u care about me?
18. would u dance wit me?
19. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?