Shane Geoghegan <lazy_biker>
"this place sucks i wanna go there"


hi i'm shane i mountain bike work in halfords i know i know but money is money

fed up with school at this stage as 6th year is just dragging out and i knowi am going to fail

and thats all i am going to put on this damn stupid thing

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tallaght hate it want house in mountains and it will soon be true
Shane Geoghegan's URL
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Shane Geoghegan says:

"bored " (4 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

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metallica rammstein orbital and all rock and metal
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transporter 1&2 , triple x 1&2 , dogma, jay and silent bob , scary movie 1~4, the original italian job
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mountain biking basketball all types of motor sports http://www.madmtb.com/wordpress/bbpress/
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hospitals and doctors and dieing
Happiest When
eatin , sleepin and out on the trails with my club
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chain mail
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shanesmtb@hotmail.com

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  • downhill


    choose no life.choose no career.choose no family.
    choose an overpriced over engineered over marketed
    aliminum can.choose shit weather.choose shit courses.
    choose badly organised races.choose uplifts.choose mud..
    choose not quite so mountanous sceenery as our european
    counterparts.choose dodgy trucks driven by even dodgier
    drivers.choose a stand against the devil taht is health
    and safety.and the greater the devil that is no win no
    organisations.choose the friendship that exists between
    people,purley just because you both own bikes.choose
    next years spangly kit.choose road trips.choose the
    hundreds poured into fuel money for turbo diesel vans
    choose the atmosphere arround campfires.choose sleeping
    in freezing cold tents.choose the nerves.choose the glory.
    choose the feeling that is great,regardless where you
    finished.

    CHOOSE YOUR FUTURE.


    CHOOSE DOWNHILL.

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  • history of the bike

    The name of the modern vehicle dates from 1869. Various precursors of this machine were known as velocipedes, from a French name dating from the late 18th century.

    Crude two-wheeled vehicles propelled by the feet were popular as early as the second half of the 17th century. In 1690 a Frenchman invented the celerifere, consisting of a wooden beam to which the wheels were affixed. The vehicle had no handlebar, the rider sat on a cushion on the beam and propelled and steered the machine by pushing his or her feet against the ground. In 1816 a German nobleman designed the first two-wheeled vehicle with a steering device. This machine, named the draisine (after the inventor), had a handlebar that pivoted on the frame, enabling the front wheel to be turned. Improvements were later developed by French, German, and British inventors. In England these early models were known as hobby horses; the name dandy horse was applied particularly to the expensive pedestrian curricle, invented in 1818. The curricle was lighter in weight than the draisine and had an adjustable saddle and elbow rest. It was patented in the United States in 1819 but aroused little interest. In 1839 driving levers and pedals were added to a machine of the draisine type by Kirkpatrick Macmillan of Scotland. These innovations eanabled the rider to propel the machine with the feet off the ground. The driving mechanism consisted of short cranks fixed to the rear wheel hub and connected by rods to long levers, which were hinged to the frame close to the head of the machine. The connecting rods were joined to the levers at about one-third of their length from the pedals. The machine was propelled by a downward and forward thrust of the foot. In 1846 an improved model of this machine, designed by a Scotsman, acquired the name dalsell and was widely used in England.



    The direct precursor of the modern bicycle was the French crank-driven, loose-pedaled velocipede, which became popular in France about 1855. The frame and wheels were made of wood. The tires were iron, and the pedals were attached to the hub of the front, or driver, wheel, which was slightly higher than the rear wheel. In England this machine was known as the boneshaker, because of its effect on a rider pedaling over a rough road or a cobblestoned street. In 1869 in England, solid rubber tires mounted on steel rims were introduced in a new machine, which was the first to be patented under the modern name bicycle. In 1873 Jamse Starley, and English inventor, produced the first machine incoporating most of the features of the so-called ordinary, or high-wheel, bicycle. The front of Starley's machine wasas much as three times as large in diameter as the rear wheel.

    The modifications and improvements of the next 15 years included the ball bearing and the pneumatic tire. These inventions, along with the use of weldless steel tubing and spring seats, brought the ordinary bicycle to its highest point of development. The excessive vibration and instability of the high-wheel bicycle, however, caused inventors to turn their attention to reducing the height of the bicycle. About 1880 the so-called safety, or low, machine was developed. The wheels were of nearly equal size, and the pedals, attached to a sprocket through gears and a chain, drove the rear wheel.

    The safety bicycle was universally adopted by manufactureres in the U.S. The improved safety machine had wheels of equal size, hollow steel tubing, coaster brakes, adjustable hadlebars, and other improvements. American cyclists increased greatly in numbers and became strong supporters of a nationwide movement for improved roads. In 1899 the American production of about 1 million bicycles a year was valued at more than $31 million. Yet by 1909, with the rise of the motorcycle and the automobile, the U.S. bicycle industry was nearly nonexisten.

    In the 1960s and'70s, as air pollution from automobile exhaust caused great concern, and the energy cris

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  • condoms

    A man was in a long line at Dunnes Stores. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She asked, "What size condoms?"The customer replied that he didn't know.

    She asked him to drop his pants.

    He did.

    She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

    She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.

    He did.

    She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contactwith a live female, so he thought this was his chance When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...

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    (you'll love this one...................)













    "Cleanup, Register 5"


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22.50 km in 02:03:42 hours on giant anthem advanced1. twas a race in djouce practice lap included
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  • AndrewC
    AndrewC

    no only bebo why the hell r ur comments showin up in dat little box

    1 week ago
  • AndrewC
    AndrewC

    Alrite wats d craic

    1 week ago
  • Xjenx
    Xjenx

    Hows ur leaving going?

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Chris S
    Chris S

    Forgot ta put this ere yesterday good luck in the LC and shit news about English Paper 2 hahaha skul on a Saturday

    4 weeks ago
  • Tallaght Man Buzz
    Tallaght Man Buzz

    haha gud luk wit dat now man haha
    sure ya never now i could show up at ne time haha
    nd it will b ur backside haha

    5 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Have fun Friday?

    5 weeks ago
  • Tallaght Man Buzz
    Tallaght Man Buzz

    Awri bud went to a Nite club tanite got attacked wit a knife haha fkn pussys haha wat you up ta dis weekend? Wb

    13 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Tallaght Man Buzz
    Tallaght Man Buzz

    Ah sounds stressful haha im FUKIN dyin man jus off d smokes harder den people tink im tellin ya haha

    13 weeks ago via Mobile
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    Tallaght Man Buzz

    Haha nm u wat ya up ta l8ly?

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    Tallaght Man Buzz

    awri wats da stry bud???
    wb

    14 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Thanks bud. You're a star. ;)

    25 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Good stuff. When do we have to have our project in by?

    25 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Did you have to start your project again?

    25 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Hey man, did you ever fix your memory stick?

    25 weeks ago
  • AndrewC
    AndrewC

    Happy New Year Shane

    26 weeks ago
  • Shaun Smullen
    Shaun Smullen

    HOWDY COWBOY. You can ride my bike

    27 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    You should of had the cooker lower.

    29 weeks ago
  • Andrew Young
    Andrew Young

    Why did you cook your memory stick?
    Was it nice to eat? It's not safe lighting flammable material Shane.
    FAIL.

    29 weeks ago
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    Xjenx

    I got mine 2day went ok hours r starting in jan eoins in sat u prob get urs then

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