Nathan Potato <KaeseSpaetzle>
"Innocent, but fundamentally sexual. Like the word 'finger'"


My name is Nate.

I'm sexually attracted to grammar.

And Rhymes.

I'd do anything for a good Rhyme.

Anything.

Write me a poem?

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Katikati.
Nathan Potato's URL
http://www.bebo.com/KaeseSpaetzle
Member Since
August 2006

Nathan Potato says:

"Bebo is teh Lame." (17 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Erin
Coming up to our 17-year Anniversary! <3

Music
Recently I'm all about The Magnetic Fields, Imogen Heap, Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy and Teegan and Sara. ♥♥♥♥But I also like...The Dresden Dolls, Daphne and Celeste, Aqua, Die Aerzte, Die Prinzen, Herbert Groenemeyer, Hitomi Yaida, Misia, Fettes Brot, Xavier Naidoo, M-Flo, Halcali, Rosenstolz, Tic Tac Toe, Gwen Stefani, O-zone, Deja-Voodoo, HY, Alanis Morissette
Films
Edward Scissorhands, But I'm a Cheerleader, Ruby and Rata, Sommersturm, Dirty Dancing, Clueless, Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, 10 Things I hate about you, The Little Mermaid, The Man I Love, Defying Gravity
TV
Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Black Books, Grey's Anatomy, Date my Mom, Gimme Gimme Gimme.
Scared Of
Not getting any Attention. Eeek!
I am
Easy-going, Hairy-chested, Equipped with a handy Duck-shaped neck, for all those awkward, hard to reach places... A Vegetarian, Awesome, an Aries, Alliteratio-licious....
I amn't
A Morning Person, A Dog Person, Philosphical, Spiritual, Racist..
I like
Making out, long drives, brown eyes, and guys that just don't quite fit in. *swoon*

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Education Info

College:
Victoria University of Wellington, 2007
BA,Linguistics and Modern Languages
School:
Katikati College, 2004
School:
Nelson College, 2001

Work Info

Employer:
Argo Trust
Position:
Support Worker
Time Period:
June, 2006 - Present
City / Town:
Wellington

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  • My Soulmate - By Nathan Cooper

    I have this Soulmate, he's really cool
    He likes to take long walks on the beach
    And play Trivial Persuit
    He doesn't run through fields much, because he's not a Horse.
    Some days he doesn't go outside at all
    But that's Okay.

    He's a really good cook too
    And he likes onions. Lots of onions

    Sometimes I say dumb things in front of him,
    and then I feel vulnerable, and embarassed.
    But if I write this poem faster than Jo
    then I can prove I'm more emotionally mature than her.
    That's important for me, because it makes me forget about how I embarrassed myself.

    Maybe my Soulmate's a Horse after all

    ...

    Neigh.

    0 Comments 154 days

  • The Magnetic Fields - 100,000 Fireflies

    I have a mandolin
    I play it all night long
    It makes me want to kill myself

    I also have a dobro
    Made in some mountain range
    Sounds like a mountain range in love

    But when I turn up the tone
    On my electric guitar
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me

    I went out to the forest and caught
    A hundred thousand fireflies
    As they ricochet round the room
    They remind me of your starry eyes

    Someone else's might not have made me so sad
    But this is the worst night I ever had
    'cause I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me

    You won't be happy with me,
    But give me one more chance
    You won't be happy anyway

    Why do we still live here
    In this repulsive town?
    All our friends are in New York

    Why do we keep shrieking,
    when we mean soft things?
    We should be whispering all the time...

    0 Comments 282 days

  • Oops, my fine is $695.60



    Do this...
    this is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "my fine is $..."

    *Smoked pot -- $10
    *Did acid -- $5
    *Ever had sex at church -- $25
    *Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
    *Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
    *Had sex for money -- $100
    *Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
    *Vandalized something -- $20
    *Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
    *Beat up someone -- $20
    *Been jumped -- $10
    *Cross dressed -- $10
    *Given money to stripper -- $25
    *Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    *Kissed someone whose name you didn"t know -- $0.10
    *Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
    *Ever drive and drank -- $20
    *Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
    *Used toys while having sex -- $30
    *Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
    *Went skinny dipping -- $5
    *Had sex in a pool -- $20
    *Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    *Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    *Cheated on your significant other -- $10
    *Masturbated -- $10
    *Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
    *Done oral -- $5
    *Got oral -- $5
    *Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
    *Stole something -- $10
    *Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
    *Made a nasty home video -- $15
    *Had a threesome -- $50
    *Had sex in the wild -- $20
    *Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
    *Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
    *Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
    *Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
    *Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
    *Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
    *Went streaking -- $5
    *Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
    *Been arrested -- $5
    *Spent time in jail -- $15
    *Peed in the pool -- $0.50
    *Played spin the bottle -- $5
    *Done something you regret -- $20
    *Had sex with your best friend -- $20
    *Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
    *Had anal sex -- $80
    *Lied to your mate -- $5
    *Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

    8 Comments 521 days

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  • Juzi Juzi

    Oi!!

    You never reply to my txts..?!!!!
    So rude...didnt wish me a happy bday or anything....Whats going on?!

    :o


    Also...Re comment below...Todd dont make yourself sound lame!! ;)

    1 week ago
  • Todd Hamilton luv Todd Hamilton

    SACKBO!Y!


    LittleBigPlanet has become my LIFE.


    going away from wellington 4 abit :(

    3 weeks ago
  • Erin Erin

    why dont you just go like get on a plane tomorrow or sumshit



    :D yay.
    p.s help me with my homework? :)

    4 weeks ago
  • Alli luv Alli

    Too much spam
    Thought I'd try
    To add some glam
    That's not to buy

    This is lame
    Though I'm bored
    Time to exclaim
    Tamborine!

    I swear I'm not drunk! :P Hope my poor effort makes ya laugh :)

    5 weeks ago
  • Amanda Ratoni

    64 I was just viewing your profile and I really enjoyed it. I'm inviting you to come watch my webcam http://hot-profilez.info?nDkZO=1ywo8... :D or Copy and Paste ' Hot-Profilez.info ' :) I look forward to chatting with you. 865 vv

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Amanda Ratoni

    150 I was just viewing your profile and I really enjoyed it. I'm inviting you to come watch my webcam http://hot-profilez.info?hNQ20=VVonl... :D or Copy and Paste ' Hot-Profilez.info ' :) I look forward to chatting with you. 956 zna

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Shana Conklin

    sup! how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names sharonrvowv@hotmail.com muah

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Todd Hamilton luv Todd Hamilton

    *cartwheels across your page*


    c u tues!!!


    and likely weds too


    xo

    7 weeks ago
  • Lil Playgurl Lil Playgurl

    hey nathan,

    do u remember me think of a st john years ago (round 1999 to 2002) nd a small lil blonde girl beatn da shit out of u lol

    7 weeks ago
  • Nathan Potato Nathan Potato

    Lame! I Posted on my own Wall! What a Noob!
    Lame!

    8 weeks ago
  • Nathan Potato Nathan Potato

    I'm really really good, thanks man! How about yaself?
    Keeping outta trouble?

    8 weeks ago
  • Aaron TT Aaron TT

    Hey kiddo Hows it??

    8 weeks ago
  • Erin luv Erin

    I'm feeling as if our bebo relationship is coming to an end.

    i feel as if you havent been having enough bebo-time for me anymore.

    i hope you take this to heart and really concider the implications of your of actions from here on.... the consequences of your reaction could result in a devistating....BEBO BREAKUP.

    9 weeks ago
  • PurpleHaze PurpleHaze

    hey engagement party at ours, 10th oct 6pm onwards- justin has address:D hope to see you! be there! :P

    9 weeks ago
  • PurpleHaze PurpleHaze

    hey its my bday this weekend, hitting town, starting at s & m around 11ish- hope to see you!

    10 weeks ago
  • Jamie C luv Jamie C

    Eeek! I thought those e-bushes had eyes!
    At least now I know that I'm not crazy and that sometimes when
    I see Nathan everywhere, it actually is Nathan. :P

    10 weeks ago
  • Tina Waaht Tina Waaht

    I need more friends. I am unpopular on bebo. How embarassing is that?!!

    11 weeks ago
  • Sara McKee Sara McKee

    get some photos up of 08 prom!

    word....

    oh- how are you?

    11 weeks ago
  • Discomfortably Asymmetricised Discomfortably Asymmetricised

    Huh. So I'm guessing that you don't go on Bebo very much anymore. Especially since you don't have the net, hurr hurr hurr.

    I'm tired.

    12 weeks ago
  • Todd Hamilton Todd Hamilton

    PRETTY


    SOLDIER


    SAILOR


    MOON

    xox

    13 weeks ago