Nathan Potato <KaeseSpaetzle>
"Innocent, but fundamentally sexual. Like the word 'finger'"


My name is Nate.

I'm sexually attracted to grammar.

And Rhymes.

I'd do anything for a good Rhyme.

Anything.

Write me a poem?

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Katikati.
Nathan Potato's URL
http://www.bebo.com/KaeseSpaetzle
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August 2006

Nathan Potato says:

"Bebo is teh Lame." (47 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Erin
Coming up to our 17-year Anniversary! <3

Music
Recently I'm all about The Magnetic Fields, Imogen Heap, Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy and Teegan and Sara. ♥♥♥♥But I also like...The Dresden Dolls, Daphne and Celeste, Aqua, Die Aerzte, Die Prinzen, Herbert Groenemeyer, Hitomi Yaida, Misia, Fettes Brot, Xavier Naidoo, M-Flo, Halcali, Rosenstolz, Tic Tac Toe, Gwen Stefani, O-zone, Deja-Voodoo, HY, Alanis Morissette
Films
Edward Scissorhands, But I'm a Cheerleader, Ruby and Rata, Sommersturm, Dirty Dancing, Clueless, Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, 10 Things I hate about you, The Little Mermaid, The Man I Love, Defying Gravity
TV
Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Black Books, Grey's Anatomy, Date my Mom, Gimme Gimme Gimme.
Scared Of
Not getting any Attention. Eeek!
I am
Easy-going, Hairy-chested, Equipped with a handy Duck-shaped neck, for all those awkward, hard to reach places... A Vegetarian, Awesome, an Aries, Alliteratio-licious....
I amn't
A Morning Person, A Dog Person, Philosphical, Spiritual, Racist..
I like
Making out, long drives, brown eyes, and guys that just don't quite fit in. *swoon*

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Education Info

College:
Victoria University of Wellington, 2007
BA,Linguistics and Modern Languages
School:
Katikati College, 2004
School:
Nelson College, 2001

Work Info

Employer:
Argo Trust
Position:
Support Worker
Time Period:
June, 2006 - Present
City / Town:
Wellington

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Name :   Nathan
Nick Name :   Nate.
Birthdate :   April 10, 1987
Birthplace:   Adelaide
Current Location:   Wellington
Eye Color:   Brown
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   175cm
Weight:   I don't like to know.
Piercings:   Snakebites, Industrial, Left Nipple, Left Ear-lobe
Tatoos:   Tattoos* - Nope.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   You betcha.
Vehicle:   Ghost Van?
FAVORITES
Food:   Carrot cake.
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Offbeat Originals
Candy:   Gummib�rle (Gummy Bears)
Number:   7
Color:   Purple.
Animal:   Hippo
Drink:   The juices of various fruits.
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Shoulder.
TV Show:   Date My Mom
Music Album:   69 Love Songs - The Magnetic Fields
Movie:   But, I'm a Cheerleader!
Actor/Actress:   Johnny Depp?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Gross.
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   *can't tell the difference*
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   <3
Dog or Cat:   equally delicious
Rap or Punk:   Punk me up, baby
Summer or Winter:   either of the intervening seasons
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   *rolls eyes* Guess.
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Some time after midnight
Most Missed Memory:   I cherish* all my memories.
Best phyiscal feature:   My calf muscles. Rawr.
First Thought Waking Up:   Good Morning, Baltimore!
Ambition:   To be a respected linguist
Best Friends:   I have a dozen Bestfriends. Jo, Niall, and Pach are right up
Weakness:   Insecurity. Indecisiveness.
Fears:   Obscurity.
Longest relationship:   4 months and counting
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Yes. Much to my regret.
Ever been beaten up:   No.
Ever beaten someone up:   No.
Ever Shoplifted:   Once upon a time.
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes.
Been Dumped Lately:   Oh It's been a while now, haha.
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   I so don't care.
Favorite Hair Color:   Red.
Short or Long:   Sure.
Height:   Similarish to me in height?
Style:   Soft-butch?
Looks or Personality:   Personality. 100 times over.
Hot or Cute   Cute.
Muscular or Really Skinny:   *grows weary of these questions*
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Denmark
How do you want to Die:   Peacefully.
Been to the Mall Lately:   Malls are for Chumps.
Get along with your Parents:   Ye..yeah...
Health Freak:   Nope.
Do you think your Attractive:   I'm moderately fly, for a white guy.
Believe in Yourself:   :-|
Want to go to College:   If only I could..
Do you Smoke:   Nah
Do you Drink:   I do.
Shower Daily:   Yup.
Been in Love:   I'm afraid so.
Do you Sing:   Sometimes. When I think noone else is around.
Want to get Married:   One Day.
Do you want Children:   Yes.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   21. I don't think you can lose it twice though :-/
Hate anyone:   Yes. With surprising passion.
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  • My Soulmate - By Nathan Cooper

    I have this Soulmate, he's really cool
    He likes to take long walks on the beach
    And play Trivial Persuit
    He doesn't run through fields much, because he's not a Horse.
    Some days he doesn't go outside at all
    But that's Okay.

    He's a really good cook too
    And he likes onions. Lots of onions

    Sometimes I say dumb things in front of him,
    and then I feel vulnerable, and embarassed.
    But if I write this poem faster than Jo
    then I can prove I'm more emotionally mature than her.
    That's important for me, because it makes me forget about how I embarrassed myself.

    Maybe my Soulmate's a Horse after all

    ...

    Neigh.

    0 Comments 365 days

  • The Magnetic Fields - 100,000 Fireflies

    I have a mandolin
    I play it all night long
    It makes me want to kill myself

    I also have a dobro
    Made in some mountain range
    Sounds like a mountain range in love

    But when I turn up the tone
    On my electric guitar
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me

    I went out to the forest and caught
    A hundred thousand fireflies
    As they ricochet round the room
    They remind me of your starry eyes

    Someone else's might not have made me so sad
    But this is the worst night I ever had
    'cause I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me
    I'm afraid of the dark without you close to me

    You won't be happy with me,
    But give me one more chance
    You won't be happy anyway

    Why do we still live here
    In this repulsive town?
    All our friends are in New York

    Why do we keep shrieking,
    when we mean soft things?
    We should be whispering all the time...

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    *Did acid -- $5
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    *Vandalized something -- $20
    *Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
    *Beat up someone -- $20
    *Been jumped -- $10
    *Cross dressed -- $10
    *Given money to stripper -- $25
    *Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    *Kissed someone whose name you didn"t know -- $0.10
    *Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
    *Ever drive and drank -- $20
    *Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
    *Used toys while having sex -- $30
    *Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
    *Went skinny dipping -- $5
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    *Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    *Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    *Cheated on your significant other -- $10
    *Masturbated -- $10
    *Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
    *Done oral -- $5
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    *Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
    *Stole something -- $10
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    *Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
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    *Lied to your mate -- $5
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  • Todd Hamilton
    Todd Hamilton

    nate doesnt rhyme with cheese burgers



    not one bit

    29 weeks ago
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    Juzi

    Oi!!

    You never reply to my txts..?!!!!
    So rude...didnt wish me a happy bday or anything....Whats going on?!

    :o


    Also...Re comment below...Todd dont make yourself sound lame!! ;)

    31 weeks ago