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Who let the dogs out? It’s been years and we’re still asking the same question. “Who” let the dogs out? It wasn’t me and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t anyone I know. There are a few guys I occasionally bump into when I’m out at night that could have possibly let the dogs out. You see, these guys drink and when they drink the do things they wouldn’t normally do when they’re sober. I could ask them, if there’s a chance it would end this insane debate.
Personally, I think we are asking the wrong question. We are spending to much time asking “who” and not enough time asking, “how”. “How” did the dogs get out? Maybe no one let them out. Perhaps they left on their own free will. We are to busy pointing the finger at each other and shouting “Who let the dogs out?” I think they just got out. We should stop yelling at one another and check to see if the doors or windows accessible to the dogs are open or even broken.
Also the information given on the dogs is minimal. Here’s a question I’d like answered; “How many dogs are missing?” Maybe there are one or two left, did anyone check. If so, maybe they can tell us where the other dogs went. Or how about this question; “What kind of dogs are out”. Are they puppies, full grown, poodles, rots, mixed etc. See if the dogs aren’t pure bred then who really cares who let them out? Dirty, mangy, muts. I hope they get run over by an Alpo Semi truck driver or accidentally lap up some antifreeze leaking out from under the Ford Focus owned by the cat lover that lives across the street. That’ll teach them.
Seriously, has anyone checked on the dogs to see if they are ok? How long have they been gone? Maybe their hungry? Thirsty? Or maybe they are protesting. Do the dogs have any health issues? Any history of illnesses? Have we called the local pound and reported the dogs as missing? Did anyone bother to notify their owners?
And are these dogs friendly? Maybe they bite. Rabies is a growing risk and concern among house dogs around the world. This disease is not only fatal but incurable once symptoms occur. And the symptoms may not show for weeks or months. Shouldn’t we be more worried about the safety of other people rather than composing songs about “who” let these damn dogs out.
The bottom line is; find them. We can talk about how they got out later. For now, just find them and drag their hairy asses back here by their wagging little tails and kick the shit out of them so they know better than to run off like that again. Even if the door is standing wide open, the dog is starving and the owner of Del Monte Foods is holding a warm bowl Kibbles and Bit’s new “feline and bone” flavored soft dog food saying “Here boy, are you hungry?” the dog had better just roll over, play dead, and forget about it. When you catch them I want you to neuter the biggest one with a pair of toe nail clippers just to set an example. For the rest… starve them for 3 days straight then put laxatives in their food supply. Is that understood? NOONE lets the dogs out again!

Your's Truly,
J Dogg

I have 100 loves on Bebo. Which is cool. I'm not knocking love but I am starting to notice that's not a lot compared to some of my friends who are towering 6, 7, 800 loves!!!! How do you do that!!! Have you no respect for yourself!!!! This Bebo-virtualove is real. I live by it! And why can't they split the love in to two groups; Kisses and Huggs. Ex. "Justin Black has 40 Huggs and 60 Kisses" Love isn't a singular form, is it? Even so, 100 loves isn't all that these days. I'm sad. I had a big vision of myself with my pile of red electronic hearts. I mean... I was told... I mean... I thought I was good in Bebo! ;-) Merry Christmas

JB

I have been working very hard on pushing the single, "Sold" which you can download for a pound with your mobile by texting "track 1778" to "83262" AND all proceed go to Children In Need. The more people texting the higher it rises in the charts so "come togather, right now over me". Thanks yo!

J