Josh Crawford
Male, 24,
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- Member Since: June 2005
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- How fast do you have to be going to outride stupidity?
- Me, Myself, and I
- <-----That's me giving it millions on my wee Honda. Hopefully there'll be some Ducati pics up soon!
The next 2 years of my life i'll be studying music after which i intend to travel on some brand of 2 wheeled motor vehicle to as many countries as I can. I'm working on the Ted Simon approach that, countries are just countries, it's how you experience them that makes it your adventure.
i think (without sounding cleched) we should all take chances, you really never know what good things might come from making a bad decision
+ sushi, skiing, zippin about on the motorbike, feeling nervous before you do something that someone might judge you by, feeling nervous, the way a girl can make you feel, good friends, old friends
- work on a monday, missing a bus just as it's reversing out of the bay, inevatibility, needing the toilet just as you get into a taxi, getting into a taxi, someone answering a question you knew the answer to, missing the oppertune moment
....lov - Music
- Anything like rock or punk. I like the Foos and all-time fav band is Blink 182. Snow Patrol, Kasabian, Steven Lynch, Jack Johnson, The Kinks, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Fleetwood Mac, Greenday, Hundred Reasons, Wheezer, The Kooks, RCHP, Jaco Pastorious, Miles Davis. Anything really. Started listening to loads of Zeppelin recently, (nice one ciara) freakin awesome band!
- Films
- Shawshank Redemption, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks I II, Pulp Fiction, Enemy At The Gates, St. Elmos Fire, Easy Rider, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bullers Day Off, most of the Jackie Chan ones are cool. Die Hard I II III, The Big Lebowski, Sixteen Candles. Lord of The Rings trilogy is awsome and Pirates of the Carribean.
- Sports
- I like anything with the element of certain injury involved. I've gotten in to MTBing recently, cause it's the only thing my knee can really hold up to. I also like skiing and boarding, but it's kinda hard to keep it up in this country!
- Scared Of
- Gravel and road markings in the wet. I know these are just another thing to ignore to most drivers but when you're on the bike nippin round a fast B-road twistie and all of a sudden there's a sea of loose stones waiting as you're at 45 degrees to a cheese-grater of the skin you start to feel like 'maybe I should have worn the leathers today' lol
- Happiest When
- I'm just chillin with friends, or up in town (far away from the beach club, haha, sorry ryan). Listening to music is good, if you take nothing away from this page take this..get Tchaikovskys 1812 Overture and listen to it all the way through, trust me, goosebumps at the end!
- Quotes
- '4 years your daddy wore this watch...up his ass' Chris Walken, Pulp Fiction. 'You must go downstairs now and drink!' Chinese lady to me in Zen (crazie lady!). 'a whitty saying proves nothing, Vultaire. Suck my dick, Ron Jeremy!' Eddie Kay Thomas & Sean Scott. 'I like to eat red carpet!!!' Peter, Family Guy.
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Freak winds
Ok, so I don't normally write in my blog thing, but I think this occasion calls for it! So I was on the bike on my way home from Magherafelt yesterday when I came onto the Marshalstown Road. There was a Peugeot 106 in front of me and a jeep in front of that and very little else on the road. It was oddly stormy with really low clouds, when just before we came to the top of the North Road, this massive gust of wind blew a tent over the houses on the right. I kinda though this was weird, but then all of a sudden, all the rain water on the road was sucked up into the air by the wind and it hit the car in front and lifted it about 5 feet in the air.....I freakin kid you not, the car was lifted from the road and dropped in the hedge then the guy couldn't control it and mowed into a telegraph pole!!!! There was me, the guy in the Peugeot, the lady in the car in front of him and all the residents in those houses were nearly totalled by a mini tornado. The scary thing is, I was joking earlier that day that I could do with being struck down by lightning so that I didn't have to hand in my coursework the next day.............6 Comments 785 days
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Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.2 Comments 851 days
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
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9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?8 Comments 1026 days
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CBR600RR
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Bologna, Venice & Florence
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Iron Horseman
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Ryans Birthday
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Enniskillen
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Another night out in Derry
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Paintballing 08/07
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Gallway 2006
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St.Paddys 2007, Sligo
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New Years Eve 2006
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Sparky .2 weeks agohttp://www.ironbutt.com/about/defaul...
ho about an award for ur troubles?? -
Tanya M Magee4 weeks agoHeyoo hws u hun mine me? x
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Sparky .5 weeks ago
cheers dude u knw i would love the repsol, but proveing very hard to fins lol like hens teeth,
and the ltd edition one is startin to grow on me realy like it lol
off all this week, and hav test at end of week so lets hope dude
p.s got a bottom half for my leathers yay lol
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Sparky .6 weeks ago
dude u better take my poll need the advice of a fellow biker
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Sparky .10 weeks ago
well update mann
theroy bit aced and on my way to part one -
Sparky .10 weeks ago
dude i am fukin buzzin its all i hav my heart set on u knowwat my heart desiers nothin but an rr lad raped wif carbon firbe !! ! WANK MATERIAL ! !
theroy end of month
then part one of test being bookd the nu bit, the swerve test, figure 8, driv at walkin pace, then the big day ! !
and def not fukin about i wnat a bike if a get my test and dont get one quick enuf the FOCUS RS will be up for sale
no joke lol either a nice repsol rr or a black one will survice
mann get ur ass on a ducat oooh the only bike that shoud hav a twin ! ! -
Sparky .12 weeks ago
dude i am bk on track for my bike lience
honest no tip toesin this time goin all the way no stopin till its all dun
i hav even put hold the makin the FOCUS RS a 300BHP weapon just to get the bike sorted,
just thought i would let u know lol
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Keenan16 weeks agohey man how ya keepin still in derry
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Sparky .20 weeks ago
yea mann for the car and down at kirky i missed the dead line for the march track day but am now booked in for the 26th of april
we wur down at the fotoshoot thing and just watchin the cars blip round the track gave me the heebie geebies so thought, thats wat my car is alreay set up for RS (rally sport) so y not lol
got nu brake pads, and DOT 5.1 fluid all i need is a gud set of tyres, am either after a set of toyo R 888's semi slicks (road legal) basicaly a trak tyre
or a set of toyo proxes which i hav used b4 and are realy realy sticky
VW Golf, Mazda 3 MPS, Clio 172, Astra VXR, VX220 Turbo,
Peugeot 306 Rallye, Nissan Pulsar Gti, MG 180 ZS,
Honda CRX Del Sol, Cosworth Sierra, Lotus Exige,
Corolla Turbo, Lotus Elise, Audi S3, Nissan 200SX,
Various BMWs, Various Locaterfields, Clio 192,
Honda Interga Type R, Peugeot 106 Rallye,
Lotus 2-Eleven, Toyota Levin 20v, Merc 190 Fiesta XR2,
thats just a few that are goin lol
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Sparky .20 weeks ago
i ahve the track day sortd but for my RS
the pics in my album we wur down at a fotoshoot/ trackday thing and got signed up for the 1`5th of march cant fookin wait ! ! !
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Sparky .22 weeks ago
no chance mann my munni is running well low and cant afford fook all
am a full jip like lol wat u at ne ways.
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Sparky .22 weeks ago
thought it mite of tickled ur fancy lol but fookin 1000 bikes on a convoy would be class m8 bike cam would be god for this one lol
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Sparky .29 weeks ago
http://www.tjtuning.co.uk/forums/sho...
nec bike show some lovely machinery -
Sparky .30 weeks ago
ahaha
well mann wur do i start,
went for theroy test last week
and didnt even make it to the fukin test centre
some terriost fuk wanted to hav a bomb planted outside every cunt-ing drug dearles gaff in belfast and as i was on my way up
i got caught right slap bang in the middle of it all
highly piss off at that one goin rebook it wen i get paid which aint to soon uuughhh
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Ryan30 weeks agoalright dude, accidently put a comment for sparky on ur page
how's things with u? have u started ur job up at uni?
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Jacki32 weeks agoi am getting there would u believe lol. i still end up screaming at myself when i cant get bar chords lol. but practice and all that. doubt that i am confident enough to play in front of anyone yet :S but i will get there.
craic? bits and bobs lol just working away in tj during the day and youth clubs 2 to 3 times a week with church stuff in between. havent been able to get to the gym recently but... getting mondays off so next week so sweet, gym day woo who.
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Sparky .32 weeks ago
hava look on http://www.allbikes-rochdale.co.uk/
n look for the repsol lookin bike oh my fukin -god AMAZING aint the word dude and my mum bought me a repsol leather jacket and came this morngin hahah how nice lol
def if i get me test its a repsol bike no doubt ! ! ! ! ! !
( mite hav pay you to travel over and pick her up for me )
u woodnt belive how many fourms and reviews i hav read on this bike dude honest i just love em ! !!
do u know wat CBR stands for i only found out last nite lol
cross beam racer (cross beam being the type of engine) and racer sorta stands for her self -
Sparky .33 weeks ago
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/twow...
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Jacki33 weeks ago
hiya. hows it going?
Your gonna meet my friend PAIN!!! lol (yes i took inspiration from the youtube video your showed me of the kid gettin shot...it's funny
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Ryan 0 Replysit' was gonna be too hard to draw on a mask but we're so much cooler with our sunglasses
thought i wud draw ya a wee pick to take my mind off the haunted house huhum!! lol thats u keepin me company in work!
n the cocktail i made ya!lol rnt i such a gud friend!(ps gave ya highlights n everyfin!! 
yeoooo lol c ya soon! xx
Jayne Maxwell 0 Replys