John Mitchell <johnbhoyjaffa>
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads..."


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John Mitchell AKA Big Jaffa.

I be getting bladdered on the Brewskis on a regular basis with my wierd and embarassing loser friends. You may see us crawling about town.

Lovin the Celtic, the Beer, the Games and the 24.

You're a pie.

I love lamp.

For all legal queries call my brief on:
1-800-STRUTT

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John Mitchell says:

"VIRUS'S BY BEBO MAIL..ANYONE GET SENT ANY LINKS DONT CLICK THEM!!!!!!! CLICK ME TOO TO SPREAD THE WORD" (4 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Gavin Campbell
The Arsonist Had Oddly Shaped Feet

Music
Foo Fighters, Kings Of Leon, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Gorrilaz, Guns N" Roses, Jamiroquai, The Killers, Maximo Park, Muse, N*E*R*D, The Prodigy, Daft Punk, The Strokes, Wolfmother, The White Stripes, LCD Soundsystem, The Hives.....and so on and so forth.....
Films
Anchorman, Talladega Nights, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, LOTR Trilogy, Fight Club, Ace Ventura, The Rock, American Beauty, The Girl Next Door, Anything with Bill Murray in it, Anything with John Candy in it, Heat, Collateral, Miami Vice, Sin City, Rocky 1-4 (not 5), Big Fish, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz...to name but a few...
Sports
Celtic, F1, UFC...
Scared Of
The Ebola Virus, The Boogeyman, Terminators, Pigeons and Monkeys equiped with flamethrowers...
Happiest When
Wasted
All-Time Heroes
Henrik Larsson, Jack Bauer, Ron Burgundy.
Medical Conditions
Mentally irregular...

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  • Carl Spackler

    Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

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  • Need I say more...


    "There is not a prouder man on God's earth than me at this moment. Winning was important, aye, but it was the way we have won that has filled me with satisfaction. We did it by playing beautiful football. Pure, beautiful, inventive football. There was not a negative thought in our heads. Inter played right into our hands. It's so sad to see such gifted players shackled by a system that restricts their freedom to think and act. Our fans would never accept that sort of sterile approach. Our objective is always to try to win with style."
    --- Jock Stein, 1967

    "Go for penalties lads"
    --- Walter Smith, 2008

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  • Foo Fighters - Everlong

    Hello
    I've waited here for you
    Everlong

    Tonight
    I throw myself into
    And out of the red, out of her head she sang

    Come down
    And waste away with me
    Down with me

    Slow how
    You wanted it to be
    I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    Breathe out
    So I could breathe you in
    Hold you in

    And now
    I know you've always been
    Out of your head, out of my head I sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    And I wonder
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

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  • Lorta luv Lorta

    Smouldering.....

    3 days ago
  • Lorta luv Lorta

    I'm sitting on my PC listening to Duran Duran just for you so we can rock out....and I'm thinking I've previously sped away from a murder scene in GTA to this tune.....:D

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    1 week ago
  • Jojo Rocks Jojo Rocks

    Hello stranger! How the hell are you? :) x x

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Chris Brown Chris Brown

    yeah had it in july.. Didn't go according to plan. Had has pumped into my eye 4 times an just had a restructuring op. If that don't work i need another cornea :-( it's irrating for wks after.

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Gemma Atkinson luv Gemma Atkinson

    In all fairnes certain parties are causing murder ya crank!

    Mon the pie ya hoooooer!

    Ay ay ay caaalm down!
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    Im putting my keyboard down now before i can think of any other stupid things to say.

    I fooking love you fish face!
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    4 weeks ago
  • Lorta luv Lorta

    OHH!!

    I would've loved to have come to that if it hadn't been such short notice. Wanted to dressed up this year but never did which was pants.

    I got wasted on Friday, went to a magic show where I got put in stocks, went to a gig, watched a horror film andjoined a band!!

    I am now officially Bad Bad Laura- backing vocals and flute!! Ha :D

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    Check them out
    http://www.myspace.com/thebadbadmen

    My fave song is she's a bullet :D

    4 weeks ago
  • Kenny Mitchell Kenny Mitchell

    I enjoy ham

    5 weeks ago
  • Lorta Lorta

    JAFFFFAAA!!

    Why I not seen you in so long??? It makes me SAD!!

    What you doing for halloween?

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    5 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell luv Gavin Campbell

    Hows the damn ceasefire getin on?

    5 weeks ago
  • Ryan Cameron Ryan Cameron

    Remember - The field mouse is fast but the owl hunts at night, wahahahaha

    Kinda creepy aint it?

    6 weeks ago
  • Ryan Cameron Ryan Cameron

    GAY!!!!!!!!

    6 weeks ago
  • Mrs C To Be Mrs C To Be

    hola pie head!!!!

    hows your doing? how's your pants?

    bet they smell of new zeland? do you miss us yet?!?

    7 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell luv Gavin Campbell

    Why'm i so slow.....


    Tried again - but you were obviously in some net meeting or something


    Shall phone you tonite....

    7 weeks ago
  • Gemma Atkinson luv Gemma Atkinson

    Hows your hangover ya sexy drunk?
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    7 weeks ago
  • Kelly-Ann McCallum Kelly-Ann McCallum

    I'm going to have to kick your head in when I see you.

    Yes thats OKAY!!

    See you there at 8

    7 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell luv Gavin Campbell

    Super dooper !!! Neat-o, thats great..........

    8 weeks ago
  • Mrs C To Be Mrs C To Be

    holla jaffa x x x x

    how you?

    how's life in sunny scotland?

    8 weeks ago
  • Marianne Gorman luv Marianne Gorman

    Used the skype today with dad so was just to say thanks again hugs and kisses xxxx

    9 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell luv Gavin Campbell

    He hommie,

    was watchin the hoops on ESPN this morning - wasnt worth getting out of bed for -

    Anyways why you on so early this morning???

    9 weeks ago
  • Lorta Lorta

    YASSS!!

    Might do some localage- been a while!!

    What do you think of my pie competition to hold one weekend?

    Everyone would have to make a pie from scratch, NO SHOP BOUGHT PIE, although you can use shop bought pastry. Can be as inventive as you like, pie can be savoury or sweet. Then we all try a range of pie and give the pies marks out of 10. Winner gets a pie trophy and maybe a bottle of plonk. What you think? :D

    xxx

    I'm already thinking of inventing an after eight pie

    9 weeks ago