John Mitchell <johnbhoyjaffa>
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads..."


BONJOUR YA WHORE!!!

John Mitchell AKA Big Jaffa.

I be getting bladdered on the Brewskis on a regular basis with my wierd and embarassing loser friends. You may see us crawling about town.

Lovin the Celtic, the Beer, the Games and the 24.

You're a pie.

I love lamp.

For all legal queries call my brief on:
1-800-STRUTT

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"I feel like a tramp with a fiver!" (2 days ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Gavin Campbell
The Arsonist Had Oddly Shaped Feet

Music
Foo Fighters, Kings Of Leon, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Gorrilaz, Guns N" Roses, Jamiroquai, The Killers, Maximo Park, Muse, N*E*R*D, The Prodigy, Daft Punk, The Strokes, Wolfmother, The White Stripes, LCD Soundsystem, The Hives.....and so on and so forth.....
Films
Anchorman, Talladega Nights, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, LOTR Trilogy, Fight Club, Ace Ventura, The Rock, American Beauty, The Girl Next Door, Anything with Bill Murray in it, Anything with John Candy in it, Heat, Collateral, Miami Vice, Sin City, Rocky 1-4 (not 5), Big Fish, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz...to name but a few...
Sports
Celtic, F1, UFC...
Scared Of
The Ebola Virus, The Boogeyman, Terminators, Pigeons and Monkeys equiped with flamethrowers...
Happiest When
Wasted
All-Time Heroes
Henrik Larsson, Jack Bauer, Ron Burgundy.
Medical Conditions
Mentally irregular...

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  • Carl Spackler

    Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

    0 Comments 411 days

  • Need I say more...


    "There is not a prouder man on God's earth than me at this moment. Winning was important, aye, but it was the way we have won that has filled me with satisfaction. We did it by playing beautiful football. Pure, beautiful, inventive football. There was not a negative thought in our heads. Inter played right into our hands. It's so sad to see such gifted players shackled by a system that restricts their freedom to think and act. Our fans would never accept that sort of sterile approach. Our objective is always to try to win with style."
    --- Jock Stein, 1967

    "Go for penalties lads"
    --- Walter Smith, 2008

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  • Foo Fighters - Everlong

    Hello
    I've waited here for you
    Everlong

    Tonight
    I throw myself into
    And out of the red, out of her head she sang

    Come down
    And waste away with me
    Down with me

    Slow how
    You wanted it to be
    I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    Breathe out
    So I could breathe you in
    Hold you in

    And now
    I know you've always been
    Out of your head, out of my head I sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    And I wonder
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

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  • Robert Phair
    Robert Phair

    U look like a tramp with a fiver!! Hows tricks?

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Robert Phair
    Robert Phair

    Baw jaws!! X

    3 days ago via Mobile
  • Smyles
    luv Smyles

    Haha, yup car will def be left at home!! Give me a shout n im there!

    1 week ago
  • Lorta
    luv Lorta

    Just back from IBEEEFER today sexy pecs.

    It was super fun! :) Should be feeling rubbish with 2 weeks of solid festival going/clubbing antics but feeling pretty damn alive!! We need to meet up. I haven't seen everyone in ages. I haven't seen RICO or KENDAL in like a MONTH!! That is so wrong.How was Kierans wedding? Can't believe I missed it!!

    xxxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Chris Brown
    Chris Brown

    i had numerous ops last yr :-( got it done from scratch in april an all is going good.. U still at dell?

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Lorta
    luv Lorta

    OMG!!

    how was your operation babes? hope you are well. in ibiza as you know, but i will come round with some grapes and lucozade as soon as i´m back

    lovin the retro pie picture!

    xxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Smyles
    Smyles

    Im good, thankfully just the one job now lol, its great having my nights back! Just a shame they're spent in glasgow n not somewhere sunny :( . Think ul manage 2 avoid me n my car next time im on a crazy rampage then?? :P x

    2 weeks ago
  • Chris Brown
    Chris Brown

    welcome to the one eye broken gang!
    u need to tell me that song cos claire fuckin loves it
    it is claire btw
    hiyar
    how u?
    xxxxxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Martin
    Martin

    nice eye patch :L

    2 weeks ago
  • Smyles
    luv Smyles

    Good luck stranger!! Hows u been? xx

    2 weeks ago
  • Jojo Rocks
    luv Jojo Rocks

    Good luck! :) x x x

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Louise Macphail
    luv Louise Macphail

    Alright ya pie!!
    Lol - it's nae bad just a little lonely!!! ha ha

    3 weeks ago
  • Robert Phair
    luv Robert Phair

    M8 ur rite it is a good game! Wel the 20 mins that i've played lol. U goin 2 kierans wedding next sat? X

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Robert Phair
    luv Robert Phair

    I bought that infamous on your say so.... Better be good ya big wallopper x

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Mrs C To Be
    luv Mrs C To Be

    or should that say ..... i mith you!!!

    3 weeks ago
  • Mrs C To Be
    luv Mrs C To Be

    YYYAYYYYY!!!

    thoaks and thoes!!!!

    i miss you john!

    3 weeks ago
  • Jojo Rocks
    Jojo Rocks

    I'm just back! :) going every year from now on! :)

    3 weeks ago
  • Marianne Gorman
    luv Marianne Gorman

    Hey there, hows things in your world? I should be back around the 8th of August so I am expecting a party. Will arrive a few days before Gav and Louise as I have to use my plane ticket before the year is up or lose it. Also thinking of staying a bit longer in NZ at least until after the wedding. I am missing home quite alot and I am really looking forward to coming home got alot of things to do. Miss you too xxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Jojo Rocks
    luv Jojo Rocks

    Whats up dude? Xx

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Lorta
    Lorta

    Jaffa- our lack of contact is criminal- CRIMINAL!!

    Let's touch base soon for a few brewskis of the frothy variety.

    xxxxxxxxx

    4 weeks ago