Nina <jesuismod>
"Don't be a coconut"


I like good spelling. And getting drunk.

And I only have three jokes.

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"If you've got a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it honey and go dancing!"

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Sherie Wallace
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Art, friends ♥, parties, nights out, shoes, clothes, music, geed banter, frescatos, films, good spelling, books (Henry James = pretty sound guy), charity shops, old junk, Clinique, Benefit, Saturday night fake eyelashes, sunshine and tanning opportunites, cosmopolitans, Kopparberg, Shipwrecked, Gordon Ramsay, Come Dine With Me marathons, Interpol, photographs, Portugal ♥, laughing, cups of tea, youtube (and full on youtube days), dancing - pull the pint, stack the shelves, make a sandwich... legends
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Rain, being poor, bad spelling... and falling over. And people who use the word 'ignorant' in the wrong context!

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  • Portugal 2008 - Banter Central!

    Portuguese radio: "I like the chipmunk with the big hairy bottom!" "I like the big man with the hat and the snake!" - "Eh, Crazy World? We're steering clear of that!"

    JULIO INGELSIAS.

    Scotland's Under 16's Extreme Gardening Team.

    The saga of the suncream eye! "Is all fixed now!"

    "She's blind in both ways!"

    "I know I've got boobs, I know I've got a hairy back and I know I've got moles in some places." CLASSIC.

    The man on the bike who couldn't pedal.

    ALI SUPER. Louis AKA Ali...

    "Those dogs were SO into us."

    Extreme paddling.

    "Unlike many girls, we've actually had to develop personalities to get by..."

    "Spaghetti and highlights."

    Mirage: junebugs, non-Scottish men, TIGHT FRUITY BRUVA, vodka and vodka? i mean redbull, trapped by the hideous men, Quasi The Ginge, Portuguese men who said hello...then changed their minds, 12 year olds, FINALLY! MEN ARE WAVING AT US! WE WAVED! NO...WAIT...they're having their photo taken. Oh god. Embarassing. Crawling. "It's not cannabis you know!" "Oh, it has a similar effect...are you a couple?" "No, he's my dad." High five.

    Indoor Extreme Wheelchair Hockey/Croquet - Violent Golf.

    Sherie: "I think I'm starting to lose my appetite in the heat" (after eating fried eggs, chips, crepes and ice cream)

    Man with many bracelets for all of his children.

    "What does Jonathan reccomend?!"

    Zoo: Drunk owls, flamingos "Those legs are wasted on flamingos, I could do with them!" pretending to be French...

    Mirage: Tight Fruity Bruva was alone playing pool. Not so fruity.

    Lazuli Bar: lesbian and ape couple, police man, homeless guy, Rasputin selling balloons, Cane the Turban Man, junkie and his baby, dogs, men who howl, waitress in pyjamas.

    Awful men and a bench: Gomez, private school dick with big eyebrows and an obbsession with sex. Slimey Lizard Brace Face, scrawn, grease, lighter, PENIS STOMACH. Stumpy Black Guy, cap with a playboy badge...couldn't speak English. Wee Joe, the only semi decent of the lot! "You very funny girls! You always speak so fast and you always inventing things!"

    ZIGGY AND LIAM LIVE 6TH AUGUST. THE PRIVE. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

    Lazuli: 2 beers, hideous waiter, actually annoyed that we want to pay?! JOG.

    Prive: Jonny B - worst DJ in the world, dismal, 2 hours later Ziggy and Liam arrive, ZIGGY IS SO DULL, "So is this one of the most dull things you've done in your life?" "No it's pretty cool. We get to come here and...blah blah blah blah. It's good man." EH...GET A JOB. Drip. Liam: "You're actually depressing me." Arm chain dance was not up to scratch. I got a lick on the cheek, Sherie got a kiss. "Only special people get a lick!" I THINK NOT. Photo.

    Man with bike AKA Joao - HOT. "Where are you going?" "Wherever if you're asking!" Miguel with squashed nose? Not so hot. "Just one kiss?" "Did he just say monkeys?!"

    Sun for Nina. Shade for Sherie.

    Lazuli (now known as PLASTIC CHAIR HELL): Joe's real name is Adriano, hot waiter told mean waiter that we thought he was mean - and he was not impressed, lame drunk guy called Patrick/Cha Cha sat with us...awful. He builds a statue out of glasses and ashtrays and when it falls says "What did you do that for?!" We live in Sagres, no toilet roll, Miguel speaks NO ENGLISH, phrase book banter, Joao - could he be the hottest guy in Portugal?, Nina is very drunk, snooker time, oh AND NINA PULLS THE HOTTEST GUY IN PORTUGAL?!

    Hahahahahahahahaha xxx

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  • Will Thornton
    Will Thornton

    What you like you drunkard! Hope ur not getting yourself into too much trouble! Xx

    8 hours ago via Mobile
  • Will Thornton
    Will Thornton

    Yeah it was fishy eyes... what the hell?! If I had fishy eye I would start to worry... na am not yourself? Xx

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries
    Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries

    PASSWORD OF THE WEEK:

    Hi Nina

    Hi its Jumpin Jaks Dumfries here, just thought i would let you know whats going on this week.

    Thursday: most drinks are £1.20

    Friday: Border Babes returns with Heat 2. Have you got what it takes to win £800 for just being B E A U T I F U L L!!!! Call 01387 261440 to enter.
    Plus all drinks 2-4-1 all night long.....

    Saturday: The BIG ONE all drinks 2-4-1 before 12.30am.... Did you see the videos from last Sat (very Funny)

    Anyway the best bit. When you get to reception shout 'Tinky Winky' and you will get the following
    FREE ADMISSION til 12.30am Thursday
    FREE ADMISSION all night Friday
    FREE ADMISSION til 12 on Saturday

    If you have a birthday/hen/stag night coming up, why not let me sort out the FREE Admission, FREE Cake, FREE party bag, FREE bubbly!!! Message me or call me on the above number.

    See You This Weekend Nina

    James Prior
    General Manager

    1 day ago
  • Will Thornton
    Will Thornton

    We were pretty damn awesome that night! X

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Will Thornton
    Will Thornton

    it goes good you? yes the dancing was rather fun...x

    3 days ago
  • Will Thornton
    luv Will Thornton

    Why hello there squire! JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR! x

    4 days ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    LOVE! Whats happening love??? I am just about to text you about some bebo stalking!!! I said love twice...mong! Well phil will be soon off to Germany climbing on rocks etc....how fun! How are you?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries
    Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries

    Hi Nina,

    Coming up @ Jaks this weekend,

    FRIDAY-ALL DRINKS 2-4-1

    SATURDAY Guid Nychburris GET IN EARLY TO AVIOD THE Q.

    Girls this is ur last chance to enter BORDER BABES 2009 FIRST PRIZE £800 MAIL US FOR DETAILS.

    See you at the weekend have a good one.

    Jaks team.

    2 weeks ago
  • Witness the Fall
    Witness the Fall

    not able to go to Download this year..??? hahah na luck.....me too ....... so come to the venue on the 12th june (this friday) for a alternative download party lol!!! live music from witness the fall, grant me revenge + the party program doors 8pm £3 entry..mega cheapness!!

    3 weeks ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    haha love also! yes well theyre back soon!! What a dull comment but i have nothing to say! i am reading ok magazine just now tho...its a bit dull also! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    Hello Nina! Im ok..who even knew having a free house could be so boring?! ive just been sleeping and i cant be bothered getting any food in so ive been living off peanut butter and picking mould of bread...ok you didnt need to know thaaaat much but its so dull! How are you?? I miss you too! We must have that GIN night...what a great idea! I cant even remember my password to high five haha!

    I think hes in a commited relationship with himself...vom!

    I cant believe you hit your leg, i walked into my bedroom wall this morning...you know that way you totally miss-calculate where your walking? probably just me but it put me in a right bad mood for the rest of the day, then there was a screaming child on the bus into town...i thought about getting out and lying under the bus.

    On a happier note...im watching my sweet sixteen right now...! obv the tv programme not some awful homemade video!

    Loveeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Kate Ryan.X
    luv Kate Ryan.X

    Hellooo......well i know you missed me terribly..i know you werre crying inside!! Dont worry....im only a phone call away!...haha

    4 weeks ago
  • Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries
    Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries

    Hi Nina,

    BORDER BABES 2009 CONTEST HITS JAKS DUMFRIES!

    We are looking for the hottest babes in the borders with a chance to win the grand prize of

    £800 CASH
    Modeling at international shows in association with Browns stylist.
    Star beauty treatment package at house of beauty.

    To Enter or to find out more mail us or check out our profile page.

    Regards

    JAKS TEAM.

    4 weeks ago
  • Amie
    Amie

    im doin maths drama and biology and young enterprise ofc (if that actually counts as a subject)

    xxx

    5 weeks ago
  • Kate Ryan.X
    luv Kate Ryan.X

    Hello there, havent spoken to in a while! But seeing you soon, oh-great, Nina drunk singing again, joke joke.....kinda! So how are you?

    6 weeks ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    i know! i was just saying that the other day. I remember getting sun burnt this time last year! ok ok i can understand why you added them as a friend now...i best get back to work me love! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    A much better idea...blockbuster it is! A violin?! sounds great! I cant believe you wasted a text about a foam party haha i thought you actually wanted to go! death haha! i dont know when you can see me! i get paid next week...so we could so do something then! You added jaks as a friend?! haaaa xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Sherie Wallace
    luv Sherie Wallace

    You should go see it! Id go see it again, that chris who plays the main guy....hes a bit of a dish! I heard Norway won, were they actually good or were they eurovison good?! I cant believe your too poor to top up your phone!!! thats depressing! My exam is next year haha but we have like Nab type things...dull! Love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries
    Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries

    Hello Nina

    Just us again......

    Here's what we have coming up this bank holiday weekend....

    THURSDAY

    TAKE THAT tribute act, most drinks £1.20 ALL Night, £2 entry ALL Night

    FRIDAY

    IBIZA FOAM PARTY - beach wear gets you free entry and ALL drinks are 2-4-1 ALL night :D

    SATURDAY

    Check out our home page for details on how to get on the guestlist!! ALL drinks 2-4-1 before 12:30, get yourself down and grab a bargain!!

    SUNDAY

    WE ARE OPEN :D

    Look out for PR teams on the street, mega discounts on ALL drinks ALL night!! :D

    If you need any more infor then please contact us or check out our home page

    See you at the weekend ;)

    Jaks x

    6 weeks ago
  • Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries
    Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries

    Hello Nina,

    Just a quick one to let you know that we have a FOAM PARTY this Friday 22nd May!!

    Doors open at 11pm and ALL drinks are 2-4-1 ALL NIGHT :D

    Fancy a guestlist? Check out our homepage for details!!

    Free entry in Beach wear!!

    BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY

    WE ARE OPEN this sunday 24th May!!

    Various drinks from £2 ALL night.

    Check the profile page for guestlist options.

    Bring on the bank holiday weekend :D

    Jaks x

    6 weeks ago