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Not like you, not like anybody, there must be some word for it!

Me, Myself, and I

Howdy, Guess it's time for an update, after my less than truphant return from Edinburgh I spent a lot of time sitting about!! My complete and utter contempt for all that lives and breathes on this formally fine planet of ours continued to grow, then one day I felt better. I got a job which mainly sucks but work is work. I go out, I get blocked and am generally enjoying life at the minute.

I currently live in Carrodore, to describe it as anything less than the arse hole of the universe would be untrue but finding something more fitting is practically impossible. I'm also sad to report that at the ripe old age of 25 I find myself living with my parents, which is sad, so let the saving begin.

With a new year quickly aproaching I hope to find myself under different circumstances shortly, but you know how these things quick got to pot.

Music

Metal and Rock and for some reason bbc sound effects vol.8, the bird noises are quite relaxing. Big System of Down and Disturbed Fan. All their new stuff rocks hard. Other bands I like include Korn, breed 77, The Who, Trust Company, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Hate breed, Alkilane Trio and Cyprus Hill.

I hear my music taste sucks, well fuck you!

Films

where to start..... I love chinese fu movies, such as the once apon a time in china films. Other films I like include Ong bak, Batman Begins, Spider-man 1 & 2, Ghost in a Shell 1&2, Akira, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Baseket Ball, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Hell boy, Walk the Line, Battle Royale, Anchor Man, Van Wilder, Back to the Future(1-3), Star Wars, pulp fiction, Walk the line. I also know Ace Ventura line for line. I like films. The new Transformers movie, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, plus anything to with Seth Rogan or Kevin Smith.

Hates

Many, many things. Tim Burton, know-it-all's (probably cause thats my job), numerous house make-over shows, fishing programs, really stupid people, ppl who are too P.C. (I like to make retard jokes!!!), Spider-Man 3 (terrible film!!!), The new Star Wars Trilogy, Mangy Cats, Kevin Bacon, Liars (especially really bad ones that tell stupid lies, like why!?!) and finally ah hell I can't bring myself to write what want to here!!!!

Scared Of

Scientologists, skin heads, girls, death, telephones, another bryan singer superman movie, decptacons and the gunk that builds up in the kitchen plug hole. Sam in his underwear, that would make anybody afraid. The new one is bee's and wasp's. Hell i'm a pussy. OH!!! and heights, gravity is not you friend ppl!

Happiest When

Um, when I have money so I can actually go out and do stuff. Also when drunk and being under a lady, they both rock!!! although the rarity is quite a concern

Weapon of Choice

When many people say a gun and if your quite confident, a sword! Plus of course ninja nut will say "ninja star!". Me? I would say that there is nothing quite like a good old fashoned fork. Fork in the eye, Flawless victory, ahahahaha! I'm like the Gambit of forks! sorry for the x-men reference folks.

People that should be shot for raping my eyes

Kevin Bacon, every film you have done except "Tremors" sucked especially the one where you touch boys(Sam's favorite).
Tim Burton, Your versions of Batman and Planet of the Apes sucked ass . When I heard you were in the running to get the "Superman" film I shit a kitten(2 and 1/2 but whos counting, well apparently I was).
Bryan Singer before he made Superman Returns, I'm sorry but I really hated that film.
The people behind the film "hoodwinked" got drunk saw the film because my ex-gf wanted to and wanted to kill myself for an hour and a half.
Apple. For making me feel bad for buying one of their products and making my current Apple look shit by releasing new and cooler ones. Hell mines not even a year old and they have released two new models. One only 2 weeks after I bought mine!

*New*

Stupid angry old ppl!!! the are my new arch-enemy!!

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