Bebo

My favourite person in the whole wide world
Is Megan Jones who's hair is curled.

She lives on North Street in Downend
And this is where she likes to pretend.
That she has the most exciting street
'A woman's dead on the floor looking like mincemeat!'
She would make up these stories for us to hear
Although she should sell them and make a career.

At school she is the teacher's pet
But i don't think anyone will forget.
The time she wanted to comfort Richard's tears
And finally get close to him after many years.
But this bond created jealously for the boyfriend
So when Richard said this is the end.
The smile grew back on Lewis' face
And knew Richard was going some other place.

But no-one can replace the man who owns Megan's heart
No not Lewis or Richard, not even Mozart.
And even though to everyone else he's a stupid old man
She's still his number one fan.
It is Mr. Anthony Head
Who she wants in her bed.
Then they could sit and read literature together
and sit infront of the fire if it's bad weather.

This is why i love her so
Even when we dance to Kokomo.
She's my bestest friend in the whole wide world
Miss Megan Jones who's hair is curled.

By Emily Webb, the next Byron!
23.12.08

Can you answer 51 questions about just 1 person ?
Don’t change the friend half way through .

1) What’s their name?
Lew Prosser

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes, me. (:


3)Do you get along with this person?
Of course!

4) How old is the person?
16


5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I'm the one that usually cooks, but sometimes we do it together.


6) Is this person older than you?
Yes, by 9 months.


7) Have you ever kissed this person?
All the time. Best kisses in the world.


9) Are you related to this person?
Errrmm .. no.


10) Are you really close to him/her?
We are innapropriately close, we're too comfortable with eachother ...

11) Nicknames?
Puffin-bean. Haven't called him that in a while.


12.) Do they have a nickname for you?
Magooby.


13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Nearly everyday.


14) Do you think they will repost this?
They probably can't be bothered. Prove me wrong!


15) Could you live with this person?
Definitely, I'd love to!


16) Why is this person for the survey?
Because he's a bestfriend and a the best boyfriend I could ever wish for.


1 How long have you known this person?
Since we were 11


19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Yes, many times.


20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Uh huh, was mental. The sports walk was invented this night.


21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I would miss him to the ends of the Earth.


23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Stupid probably .. oh and actually, perhaps something illegal. Not on my part though.

24) Do you know everything about this person?
I think so, I think I tell him everything and I think he tells me everything. Overuse of the word 'think'.


25) Would you date this person’s siblings?
That would be very odd.


26) Have you ever made something with this person?
Yeah a CSI thing and various body drawings.


29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
No.


31) Is your #1 on drugs?
Nope, he acts like it sometimes though.


33) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
Yes.


34) Does this person wear your clothes?
Yes ...


35) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
Yessss! I've always wanted to that with him!


36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
All of the time.


3 Do you and this person have a saying?
We have too many stupid phrases. The most recent being - "He's deaf, dumb and blind, but he's a bloody good pinball player." and "Ohh look feeble Chris, my marshmallows! Would you like to stick them between two biscuits? I've got the sticks!"


39) Do you know this persons myspace password?
He doesn't have myspace, but I know his other passwords. (:


41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?
No, the longest being a week.

44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
No, that'a not our scene. Rather stay at home and watch Brief Encounter. "Please take me back?"


45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Just say stupid things oh and take the piss out of his Dad. I don't mean it, Chris is a nice man.


46) Do you and this person talk alot?
Loads.


47) Do you like this person?
Like? I'm in love with this person!

4 Has this person yelled at you?
Yes.


49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Yeah, we hit eachother a lot, but in a loving way.

50) Do you want to go out with this person?
That question is redundant.


51) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
I'd love to.

I like ...
friends,Lewis,literature,neon,pump
 s,shopping,the sound created when a hockey stick hits a ball,psychology,French, Led Zeppelin,History,museums,art galleries,Paris,Johnny Depp,English,hyperness,apple danish's,food,hot chocolate,Richard Dawkins,quotes,Anthony Stewart Head,theater, conspiracies,Ian Mckellen,the mall, the 80's,stories,"alone time", rain,essays,Russell Brand,Sigmund Freud,Shakespeare,Noel Fielding,vespas,long words,newspapers,punctuation,the economist style guide (thanks Mr Osman), rock 'n' roll,originality, the Rolling Stones,long words,biology,London,old poetry, EMILY,old dictionaries(french and english), Harlequine book shop, being in love, chemistry,thoughtfulness,architect
 ure, site seeing, smiling at strangers,being wierd, laughing, debating,Carl Orff, critics, black and white films, Karl Pilkington, blazers,flowers in your hair, mods,skinnie jeans,stupid theories, eye shadow, fruit, hand holding, Gok Wan, stupid voices, accents, picking dried PVA off my hands, the smell of nail varnish, tube socks, american apparell, people who laugh weird, the girls next door, Carl Jung, water parks,Amelie, cards, smiles, Cream ... the band, Ricky Gervais, juice, books on anatomy.