True or False: Bill Cosby was the world's first black man. (False, it was actually Sidney Poitier)
Macaulay Culkin is a child, but can you name an adult? (This was not as easy as it seemed, as the only acceptable answer was Tom Petty)
True or false - Cupboard doors open outwards. (This proved to be true as Vic asked the question from "the perspective of a trapped cat")
True or false - A Bounty bar is the exact same size and weight as a human thumb? (The answer was true, as demonstrated by Vic)
Helmut, Braun, Tankard, Rifle? (The correct answer was Parsnip, Belltoupe, Carnival, Nectarine)
True or false - William Shatner's real name is Bill Schitz? (it turned out to be false)
True or False: Paul Daniels' head is wider than it is tall. (This was proven to be true due to measurements from a composite sketch)
True or False: Inside every cat there is trapped a rabbit, and when a cat says "miaow", it is actually the rabbit saying "get me out".
True or False: Jeremy irons? (sic) (false; but there is not a given answer.)
Who's a cheeky boy then? (Sid Owen simply answers 'Me.' Robbie Williams gave the same answer to 'Who's a pretty boy then?' and was also marked right.)
Who would win in a fight between a steel octo-bear and some sort of strange man fungus?
Name a type of bee that produces milk. (The correct answer was 'boobies')
A dog has three puppies, but what was the name of the mother? (This trick question recurred in many formats - the name of the mother is 'What' (see Who's On First?). These sections usually end with a bemused Vic asking Bob 'heh heh...well...what was it?'
True or False: Snakes are used as belts by some Hindus.
True or False: Shoes from Dundee can be moved by the power of the mind. (This was proven true, as demonstrated with guest Clare Grogan's shoe)
Name a junction on the M6 (The guest star almost always got the answer wrong).
True or False: In Judo there is a move where in which the recipient of the blow reaches instant orgasm, leaving them wide open to attack.
True or false: Can Michael Barrymore swim?
How old is Joan Collins? (Russell Grant failed to get the correct answer, leading Mortimer to say "His powers are weak!")
"Love me for a reason and let that reason be..." (It was answered "love", as the correct title of the Osmonds song. However, Bob replies "No, my 27 and a half inch penis")
The Lady in Red is about;
a) Chris de Burgh's recently murdered wife

b) Chris de Burgh's recently un-murdered wife

c) A granary loaf

or d) A & E

(Correct answer was b) Chris De Burgh's recently un-murdered wife)

Who is the latest game show host to say "Come on down, The Price Is Right"? (It was answered with Bruce Forsyth, but Vic Reeves replied with "No. It was me... just now.". In reality, Forsyth never actually said the catchphrase in the show, though he was the latest host)
Name a sheep dog
True or False: Pavarotti has two stomachs; one for food and one for drink.
Who is TV's most famous doctor ?( the answers in the question ) The answer is Doctor Who. to which Vic Reeves repeatedly asks Bob "Doctor Who ?"
True or false: Jeremy Clarkson? to which Ulrika replies by moving her hands in a circular motion, which Bob finds correct.
True or False: Daddies tomato ketchup is better than Heinz? (This was proved to be true via a taste-test)

A conscientious objector (CO) is an individual following the religious, moral or ethical dictates of his or her conscience that are incompatible with being a combatant in military service, or being part of the armed forces as a combatant organization. In the first case, conscientious objectors may be willing to accept non-combatant roles during conscription or military service. In the second case, the objection is to any role within armed forces and results in complete rejection of conscription or military service and, in some countries, assignment to an alternative civilian service as a substitute for conscription or military service. Some conscientious objectors may consider themselves either pacifist or antimilitarist. This is not to be confused with 'Persistent Objectors', which are nations whose persistent stance against a particular rule exempts them from that rule under customary international law.

>- Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
>press the hash key..."
>
>A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
>The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
>
>I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
>find any.
>
>I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
>couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
>
>My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
>
>A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
>"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
>can't, I've cut your arms off".
>
>I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
>
>Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
>craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
>and heat it.
>
>Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
>hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
>
>Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc
>says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
>
>"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds
>like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
>
>A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
>anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look
>at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
>Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." What? Because
>he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"
>
>Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
>backside." "How's that? "Don't you start."
>
>Two elephants walk off a cliff... boom, boom!
>
>What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
>
>So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
>me a
> lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
>
>Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people
>in my family, so it must be one of them.It's either my mum or my dad.
>Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I
>think it's Colin.
>
>Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other
>one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
>
>Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the
>other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
>
>"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They
>left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that
>was nice."
>
>A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
>places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there any more"
>
>Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
>two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and
>rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number
>to climb as digging continues into the night.