Not Sober <hamham_272>
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Yo!!!!!

Welcome to my awsomely awsome page, which coincidently is awsome. What a coincident!!!

Now today i'm gunna show you children how to do the salmon dance. Yesssssss, thats right I like salmon. They are extreme, almost as extreme as my mum, honest. So one day I was walking down this street and I saw this hip as salmon breakdancing on the sidewalk. I was like wassup yo salmon man. He was like my name is Jonas, I was like what a coincident! My names Hamish!!! He was like holy shit my god thats awsome. Then he showed me his salmon moves and showed me how to eat through 7 happy meals in a row. Yeah I know that is pretty damn awsome, so children just dance with me and my salmon friend Jonas and world peace will follow.

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I love gandalf and mr piccolo

Music
Guns 'N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Korn, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Tool, Trivium, SOAD, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Sound Garden, Rage Against the Machine, Stonesour, Blindspott, Pantera, Linkin Park (yeah thats right they're new album fuking pwns!), Red Hot Chili Peppers and Sevendust. Lovin the D & B (Pendulum represent!) Ozzy Osbourne is a legend. Just like my man Slash ooooo yeah. At moment Muse rock my boat too... mmm Supermassive Black Hole, ummm Smashing Pumpkins and that new band Airbourne rules too.
Films
The Matrix, Team America, American History X, Starwars, Pirates of the Carribean (the bestest trilogy ever!), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Window, Freddy Got Fingered, Saw, Saw 2 (mmm blood), Pulp Fiction, Transformers, Donnie Darko.
Sports
Soccer, Rugby, Squash, Go the All Blacks! Hunting fishermen
Scared Of
My mum, fishing rods
Happiest When
Drinking rum, dancing with salmon, hunting fishermen
Booze
Well cos i'm "alcoholic" heres a list of alcohol I drink becos i luv it: coruba rum, bacardi white rum, malibu coconut rum, green fairy absinth, absinthe, jagermiester, heiniken, steinlager, stella artois tui, export, db. Just keep away from vodka (it's evil). I like potatoes... so yes rum is my fav drink of all time closely followed by my little friend high voltage green fairy absinth.

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  • 2nd song

    Took me 10 mins to write... gets to the point, I like it.


    Get Outa My Head

    Lies, thats all they can be
    String me along, sweet as candy
    Play games and toy, fucked in the head
    You make this puppet dancing for you

    Words of sorrow and nothing to give
    Makes my brain want to;
    Medicate, discomplicate, forget and forgive
    Lets do this again

    Round and round, towed along
    This ride in this playgrounds gone for too long
    My forgiving ways, now gone
    You'll see me for real

    Words of emptiness, there was nothing to give
    Makes my brain want to;
    Elliviate, self destruct, neither die or live
    Never do this again

    End the strife with words or a knife
    Take back control, chemical brain mine again
    Feelings piss off, you fuck me up
    All this pain for something called love

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  • Waking From A Broken Heart

    My first ever completed song!!! One day i'll be in a big rock band... untill then i'll just write stuff down. Well here goes...

    Waking From A Broken Heart

    It's taken some time to realise, that i was completly mesmerised
    And it's taken time for my heart to recover, i'm still trying to make it better
    Creating hope without an answer
    A message sent, but no reply

    And now I wake in a sweat
    Was it dream or nightmare?
    My life a mess, broke in pieces
    Shattered like fist through glass
    Pick myself up off this cracked earth
    Put the puzzle back together
    Waking from a broken heart

    Face of an angel
    Curves of the devil
    Perfect with no doubt
    Yet can't touch like kryptonite
    Poison to the touch
    Rule twice broken
    Third times a charm
    That'll never happen
    She's been taken this whole time

    And now I wake in a sweat
    Was it dream or nightmare?
    My life a mess, broke in pieces
    Shattered like fist through glass
    Pick myself up off this scorched earth
    Put the puzzle back together
    Waking from a broken heart

    Throw away all sense of notion
    Throw away all sanity
    Lose all feeling in this creation
    I am left incomplete

    So here I am left to pick up the pieces
    Puzzle left unsolved
    Waking from a broken heart

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  • Musicness and all things great...

    Guns n Roses concert... fucking awsum, axle rose u still r the man and sebastian bach u fuking rule biatch! Highlights would have 2 b My Michelle with Sebastian Bach singing with Axle, Welcome to the Jungle (fuk yeah) IRS (new awwwwsum song) and my all time favs Night Train, Mr Brownstone and You Could Be Mine. Onwards and upwards, next month i'm going to the Blindspott farewell concert (will fuking rule - seen em b4 live, they kick arse!) and then later in the year just cos i'm so cool i'm gunna go c Chris Cornell open 4 Linkin Park, and off course watch Linkin Park Kick arse. Woot life is good.

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