so i was sitting....and i was thinking of steves mad "what to do when zombies attack" advice, and decided to come up with something myself...only thing is....i don't know what to talk about....so first of all, whatever is said here....probably will suck balls

....or not...
considering im like....quite high just now....it would probably be better if you were also high. in that case...you would laugh at alot of shit...unfortunatly....some people dont get high.

i mean...fuck sake, whats the big problem about people getting high, there isnt one!!!!

i mean, like, this one time i was at my mates house (not saying any names, for legal reasons) and, they made me stand at the front door to smoke a joint, now, im not just bitching at that fact, but, maybe its just the fact i can do that, in my own house, and my own bedroom, but....fuck sake...outside? is that not a bit stupid? but anyway, i stil smoked it....otherwise that woulda just been a waste.

pretty pointless argument there..

.
but aw! i fucking hate this.

see that stupid fucking advert for tesco?
with the hot air balloon?

wtf?

that just would NOT happen in the real world!
you know it wouldnt!
like your fucking husband or the dude your with is gonna come and pick you up from tesco.

i mean think about it.
picture that happening at the tesco in coatbridge.

1. the balloon itself, would be a maaaaaaaaajor inconvenience, honestly, it totally would, like, buses wouldnt be able to get by if it landed on the road, same with taxis.

2. whats wrong with a fucking car?

and 3. the women thats gonna get picked up, is standing ALONE with loads of shopping bags, and the wee tesco dude comes up to her and say "would you like a hand madam?"........we all know. for a fact. that that wee dude. wouldnt say that.

especially in coatbridge.

yeah.

and one more thing. if this was in shettleston or.....easterhouse or something, if that poor wee women was standing there herself?

she would have no shoes.
and no bags.

so once again....the balloon is pointless.

FUUUUCK!

its sooo stupid!

why would you even want a balloon to pick you up?

FAIR ENOUGH if you find it really really amusing, and your looking at what the advert is ment to show you, and not looking further into it, for more information, then, yeah it would be cool, but if you DO look into that advert, to find out whats reeeeally going on. then you will come up with that info, up there ^^

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch xD


ps: tesco, if you ever read this.... YOU SUCK DONKEY DICK!!!!!

All About You

-The Basics-

Name?: emma patricia dolan
Age?: 16
Gender?: female
Birthday?: 02/06/92
Birthplace?: bellshill
Grade?: College
Religion?: Athiest, even though im really Catholic.

Appearance

Natural Hair Color?: Redhead
Current Hair Color?: Black
Eye Color?: Blue
Weight?: I have no idea dude xD
Height?: 5ft something....im wee tbh
Shoe Size?: 7
Piercings?: 5 of them xD
Tattoos?: none yet xD
Scars?: not too many, one under my chin, and two on my left arm, one from sissors, and the other a dog and one on my left hand, from sissors also haha.

This or That

Boxers or Briefs?: boxers there comfy man :|
Thongs or G-Strings?: thongs haha xD
Shoes or Sandals?: trainners XD
Shorts or Pants?: bita both xD
Night or Day?: night
Mountains or Beach?: mountains
Country or City?: city
Summer or Winter?: summer nights xD
Bath or Shower?: shower
Necklace or Earings?: both
Corset or Logo Tee?: both dude haha
Thanksgiving or Halloween?: halloween its fricking awesome xD
Christmas or Easter?: none.
Lake or Ocean?: lake xD
Hillary or Obama?: obama
Fit in or Stand out?: stand out, whats the point if being exactly like everyone else?
Movie or Concert?: a gig ftw man!!!
Country or Rap?: both lol
Rap or Metal?: metal
Metal or Rock?: classic rock!
Hook-Up or Relationship?: dont care.
Myspace or Facebook?: neither

Favorites

Color?: black and purple
Movie?: pick of destiny, south park movie, and.....Cheech and Chong, up in smoke xD
Music Genre?: metal, heavy metal, nu metal, death metal, thrash metal, classic rock, rock, ambient, pyshcidellic rock, horrorcore, hardcore, southern rock, southern metal, stoner rock, space rock, art rock,
CD?: divison bell, pink floyd xD
Artist?: andy worhol, if he counts?
Group?: led zep or pink floyd
Actor?: jack black and adam sandler
Actress?: none lol
T.V. Show?: family guy, american dad, south park xD
Number?: 2, 13 xD
Season?: winter
Book?: the man who turned on the world xD
Magazine?: Kerrang, classic rock.
Holiday?: dont have one.
Food?: pasta
Video Game?: NFS or GTA xD
Animal?: tortoise or dog xD
Restruant?: erm...dont have one xD
Drink?: milk xD
Alcoholic Drink?: miller, southern comfort, jack daniels, bud ice, bud wiser, lambrini.
Shoe Store?: Turret
Horror Movie?: one missed call lol
Comedy Movie?: haha probs anything with jack black, adam sandler or morgan freeman
Action Movie?: dunno xD
Drama Movie?: dont have one xD
Thriller Movie?: not sure
Disney Movie?: ohhh difficult.....either open season 2 or......ratatoueeeee or something.
Documentary?: Secret Space or anything to do with earth, space, or ufos xD
Instrument?: used to play bass, but none now xD
Sport?: haha.
Quote?: "short term memory loss equals long term memory gain" Timothy Leary xD
Author?: steven wishna.

The Future

Want To Go To College?: im there xD
If Yes; For What?: animation or graphic manipulation xD
Want To Get Married?: dont care.
If So; How Old?: dont care.
Any Desired Place To Have Your Wedding?: dont care.
Want Children?: nope
If So; How Many?: none
Desired Gender?: none
Where Do You Want To Live?: where the sky is blue and the weed is free.
How Do You Want To Die?: stoned.

More RANDOM Stuff About You

Do Drugs?: only weed
Smoke?: occasionally
Drink?: not often
Dance?: nope
Been On Stage?: nope
Shoplifted?: lol, yup.
Like Thunderstorms?: love them.
Type Fast?: near enough.
Brush Your Teeth Every Night?: who doesnt?
Have A Cellphone?: a mobylee yeah.
If So; What Carrier?: vodafone
Greatest Fear?: spiders. i have arachnaphobia.